Prodigal System
Amusing Idiots (Part One)

Lucifer always thought that SSS was the highest rank. But now, he realized that he was very, very wrong. Because when he thought about this matter, he thought from a human point of view.

But clearly, Hong Dali had transcended the boundaries of the human race, so he should not be judged from a human point of view.

Because for Hong Dali ranking, it is clearly stated as follows—

"Overall rating Hong Dali: ∞. "Below that is a sentence of small words:" You will never know where his luck will affect, this is a problem that science cannot explain. ”

Unlimited!

Lin Chuyin's overall rank was SS, Zerg Queen Zhang Yi's overall rank was SSS, and both of them could already be considered inhumane. But Hong Dali's overall ranking was actually limitless! That means that his interests for the country are also limitless!

Lucifer was shocked and worried. He muttered, "It seems like this guy's luck is much stronger than I thought!" He reread this information again and lastly concluded. "My opponent is a cute idiot with unbeatable luck !?"

After thinking about it for a while, Lucifer made another conclusion. “OK, overall, this is still quite interesting. Even I was curious as to what this funny idiot Hong Dali would do. Yup, then let's see where my curse lands now. ”

Lucifer immediately continued reading the details of Hong Dali and quickly found what he was looking for.

“Recently, Mischievous Angel Vincent Iverson has four curses related to Hong Dali. ”

"One, Wen Bin, died in a car accident. Wen Bin, a regular member of the Sand Eagle organization, close shooting rank A +, his nickname is unknown. ”

"Two, non-state citizens of Jaban, were crushed to death by falling flower pots, deduced as ninjas from the Toyoda Conglomerate. ”

"Three, Jaban State snipers, fell into a ditch and drowned (This is really unfortunate news), deduced as ninjas from the Toyoda Conglomerate. ”

“Four, the ninja assassin of Jaban State, due to serious misery, ends up in the Tianjing City prison due to a criminal, deduced as a ninja of the Toyoda Conglomerate. ”

"Five, currently unsure what reaction there is, further observations are needed. ”

After seeing this information, Lucifer touched his chin and muttered, “Yup, the first one to die after I posted on Weibo said that I want Hong Dali to be involved in a car accident. The second one when I said the disaster fell from the sky and fell into the abyss. The third is when I want Hong Dali to suffer a little. The fifth, I asked him to have pain in his testicles. Here, a car accident, a calamity from the sky, falling into the abyss, and suffering a little everything has been fulfilled. Then, the pain in the testicles probably won't reflect Hong Dali either. But this is not true, for the calamity that fell from the sky, I also added for the disaster to be even more severe. This has no effect on Hong Dali either? "

Thinking up to this point, Lucifer continued to see more information and quickly discovered one information that was different from the other.

“Under Tianjing Mountain, there were found many wood fossils, one metal meteorite, and a large piece of land overgrown with Dali nuts that he liked to eat. ”

"Dali's lizard?" Lucifer muttered this sentence for a while and suddenly laughed. “It appeared along with the metal meteorite. Hong Dali might be the one who found it, right? Under Tianjing Mountain and discovered by Hong Dali, this means that my curse was successful, Hong Dali fell into the abyss, only that he did not die from it. Yup, this guy's luck isn't bad. ”

Now that several previous curses had been discovered, only one remained. Lucifer thought for a moment, gently laughed, and said, “If Hong Dali can transfer the previous four curses to his enemies, then it should be the same for the latter. That means…"

As he said so, he closed the link to the secret files of the State of Heaven and hacked the secret files of the State of Jaban.

Very quickly, Lucifer found the latest news related to the Toyoda— Conglomerate

"Recently, Young Master of the Toyoda Conglomerate, Ko Gohon, for some special reason, caused his broken …"

Upon seeing this information, Lucifer immediately laughed. “Haha, it seems I was right. Ko Gohon is indeed very sad. Geez, even I'm a little embarrassed … "

Since he already knew the whole story, Lucifer touched his chin and thought. “From the looks of it now, my curse is gone because of Hong Dali's super luck. His luck was to the extent that he could transfer the calamity to others; my curse was all transferred to his enemy. But if the curse if stronger, then perhaps he would have to endure it himself. But even when he fell into the cave, he could still find so many good items — there seemed to be other factors as well. Using the words of the Heaven Country, was this a blessing to survive the disaster? It seems like this Hong Dali is really very interesting. He has unlimited possibilities. ”

“Because this is the case, why don't I do something interesting and see how it goes. ”

Since he had already decided what to do, Lucifer's mood became quite good.

He felt that he had become a cute idiot as well, just like Hong Dali. Actually, being a funny idiot is sometimes not a bad thing, at least he feels quite happy.

"Hm, how do I play next?" Lucifer leaned back in the chair and stared at the monitor. “Very clear, a normal little curse will only reflect Hong Dali's enemies. Since he has so many enemies, why don't I create an 'encyclopedia for accidental death'? It's a good idea, I'm also interested in seeing how people can die from accidents. I can put those stories together, and if I publish them into a book, I probably won't have to worry about money for the rest of my life … "

What are the many ways someone can die? This is a very interesting question.

If we look beyond the surface, he's actually just a funny idiot who likes to play games …

Therefore, when he collided with Hong Dali, his cute idiot attribute finished put forward — phrases influenced by who hang out might be used to describe people like him …

“Yup, let's see what Hong Dali is doing right now. “Lucifer laughed and returned to Chenhui Building surveillance system. It is no exaggeration to say that all the systems connected to the Internet are powerless in front of him, he can get into it whenever he wants.

He regained the photos of the fourth-floor Photon Force Laboratory where Hong Dali was located. Currently, Hong Dali ordered Running Dog to bring him the ice cream he wanted.

“This mechanical arm is quite interesting. "Lucifer's eyes stared at the monitor ama, laughing as he watched. “Yeah, looks like he failed! Yup, this must be a computer program? A voice-controlled robot? It looks like a pretty advanced technology. Let me see the program, there must be something wrong with the code to keep failing … "

As he said so, he entered Lin Chuyin's computer.

Lin Chuyin, who was meticulously organizing the program, suddenly "Hmmed," looked left and right, then made a new text file and wrote: "Lucifer?"

Surprisingly, after he wrote that, a single line of small words appeared beneath his. “Hehe, it's me. I didn't expect you to realize it so soon. ”

"Oh, do you have anything to find me?" Lin Chuyin spoke to everyone in a bland way, so naturally, it was the same towards Lucifer as well.

“Heh, dear, it seems like you lived quite well recently? Hong Dali is watching you? ” Lucifer asked.

“Yes, I don't have any negative feelings for her. "Jawab Lin Chuyin's.

Lucifer: "OH! My heart is very sad. Baby, don't you love me anymore? You really don't love me anymore? OHO! My darling!"

Lin Chuyin: "If you have business here, just say so. I am very busy . Dali's voice control system is already at the stage of completion now. ”

Lucifer: "OK, OK. I know that, only this cute idiot Hong Dali can get along with you and still be alive and kicking. ”

Lin Chuyin: "If you curse him, I will kill you. ”

Lucifer: "Don't be too nervous, my curse has no effect on this cute idiot. Because of that, I feel like I have been a funny idiot also – of course, you should know since I came to find you, you, it wasn't to discuss something so boring as who the funny idiot was. Actually, being a cute idiot is also not bad, at least I feel quite happy now — don't you worry about why I came to find you? ”

Lin Chuyin: "I'm just worried whether Dali is in danger or not and whether my research will be successful. ”

Lucifer: "Are you not afraid that I will be jealous?"

Lin Chuyin: "What is jealousy like?"

Lucifer: "." i: "…"

Lucifer: “OK, I forgot about this issue. In this section of your code, there is one important instruction that you write in reverse. ”After he wrote this, he added very complicated instructions on the back. This instruction is a very commonly used instruction in computer programming, but the problem is that it makes some minor adjustments to it.

Lin Chuyin: "You mean to say that the calculation of the Running Dog in reacting to the order should be more accurate? Accurate to the fourth decimal place? "

Lucifer: “Of course. Human reactions and instincts are very strong. For example, you can easily find a strand of hair that is a different color than the others. But robots can't do that. They need accurate calculations for the fourth or even sixth decimal place to do the simple thing and make no mistakes. ”

Lin Chuyin: "Oh, alright. I'll try it. ”

Lucifer: “Alright, I know that your time is now only used to do research and hang out with that cute idiot Hong Dali. Yup, I'm leaving now. Remember to keep this a secret. Oh right, Dog Walk? ”

Lin Chuyin: "Oh, Running Dog is the name Hong Dali gave to this system. ”

Lucifer: "OK, this is really a good name …"

At this moment, Hong Dali asked from the side, “Chuyin, what are you doing now? I feel like Running Dog is about to be done! "