Prodigal System

Prodigal System
There Stuff! There Really Is an Item!


In fact, one could not blame Itra for using urinating as an excuse to escape. The situation outside the Hexagon Building is truly dire right now.


Many Merikan had blocked the entrance to the building. Their hands had signage raised high and protested. The writing boards were writing things like, “All the military people go and die,” “You bunch of pig heads,” ”She has lost her whole face,” and such. Meaning clear. This group of useless people not only lied to them but also threw their faces all over the world. Please go and die to atone for your sins!


They were very agitated and held signs protesting while the reporters brought their equipment, waiting to interview key military personnel on the matter. After all, Iron Warrior was very popular before, now that it was exposed, this would definitely make headlines!


"Salon Head!" The secretary anxiously rushed in again and said, "The reporters outside asked for an interview, they've already blocked this place! We've mobilized security guards, but … "


“It's really a headache. "Salon roughly rubbed his temple. “We're dealing too much with the Iron Warrior. Now that it's open, we're really losing face. These reporters are too many. They just wanted to create chaos, they had to be completely captured and shot! They should be shot! ”


Of course, there is a huge difference between reality and dreams. The salon also felt very helpless.


"But, Salon Chief, what should we do now?" The secretary's forehead was full of sweat and said nervously, "If we don't think of something, they'll be right in! At that time, we won't be able to leave even if we want to! ”


"Fuck up!" Salon scolded. “Can't this Hong Dali just stay at home honestly? And this Angel of Misfortune, isn't this man's curse always so accurate? Why is it not affecting this time !? ”


"Sa ... Head of Salon ..." The secretary gulped down his saliva violently. "The Angel of Misfortune says ... Says .. Says that all military personnel are pig heads and asks them to eat .. Eating shit …"


"I'll eat his head!" The salon loudly roared. “I won't be in his curse anymore! Merika has been taking care of him for so long without success, we have given her a high salary! But results? He's no use in al! Not a little bit used! He said that we are the head of a pig and asked us to eat dirt, why did he not go and die! Mischievous Angel! My ass! He must be captured and shot! He should be shot! "


"Head of the Salon, the reporters outside ..." The secretary received a call and nervously reminded him. "You'll have to think of something to deal with the reporters first, they'll be charged!"


Hearing the secretary remind, the constantly roaring Salon became silent.


It's coming too fast and too rushed. In fact, even if the video was exhibited as fake, it was no big deal. Hollywood movies have always had a lot of see-through shots. Even if they were discovered by the audience, it would only be a little laugh, that was all.


Regarding the matter of the Iron Warrior, the Salon never expected to hide it forever. His initial intention was only to delay until the influence caused by the Human Mechanic Hong Dali subsided. People tend to gravitate towards something new and then move on to something else after some time if nothing catches their attention. That way, the debate about Mechanical Humans would be completely suppressed.


Therefore, as soon as they get through the initial section where the enthusiasm of the people is the highest, the Salon will tell the video sharing website to lock in the news and videos. Once people's enthusiasm fades, things will be easy to handle. As for exchanging Mechanical Man technology with the Heavenly State, it could slowly be discussed.


But no one expected that their video was only for two days! It was only two days and some damned people opened it!


Now, they're really in trouble. People's attention was already focused on the Iron Warrior. Now, attention is more focused on that. Even if the Salon wanted to lock in the news, it was impossible …


It was similar to trial B saying that he bought a new car for 200,000.


A jealous man immediately borrowed a vehicle worth 300,000 to take a photo of himself in it and tell people that 200,000 cars were nothing, he had a car worth 300,000.


This kind of mentality is normal. It was easy for humans to have hearts that compare, so it was not much.


But the problem is that this image has a big drawback in it. A clear sign on the car is taken into the photo and noticed by B. "Are you sure? Isn't this XXX? I've seen that sign at that place before! ”


All right, everything's interesting now. It was really a slap in his face. Not only was the slap strong, but the most important thing was that A had no chance to refute at all. This will cause A to feel very sad …


Otherwise, why was it said that Hong Dali had never slapped someone in the face? Because she really isn't — others will do it for her …


"Sial ... Damn! Shit!" The salon angrily kicked the tea table. “This group of pig heads, they really deserve to die! Catch them all and shoot them! ” Of course, putting aside their shooting problem, he still had to think of a way to repel them. Therefore, Salon pressed his stomach and said, “Help me to deal with the reporters first, my stomach hurts. I need to use the bathroom first! "


"Ah? Salon Chief? Head of the Salon !? ” Saw the Salon anxiously rushing to the bathroom, the secretary was rather surprised.


Fortunately, not long after, he had no time to be stunned again — a large group of reporters, as many as 100 more than them, barged in …


"May I ask if Chief Itra is here? Regarding the fake video from Iron Warrior, what was Chief Itra's view of it? ”


"Hello, is …"


The entire scene was a mess, and the secretary couldn't handle it at all. Lastly, someone smart enough to use a loudspeaker to shout, “Everything, shut up first. I have seen this person before, he is the secretary of the Head of Itra. Let's hear what he says first. ”


The place was quiet very quickly.


The secretary swallowed a mouthful of saliva. The scene today is huge .. One must admit that his brain works very fast. Since this was a big scene, he might as well overestimate things. “Regarding the video about Iron Warrior, I don't know about it. I'm not sure what the situation is either. However ... "When he spoke up to this point, he tried hard to remember the things that Salon and Itra were talking about and said," Because the Heaven Country was unwilling to share their technology with the Mechanical Man, either, we should punish them a little. Many rare metals that the Heavenly State needs are imported from us. Therefore, we need to block their import channels to contain them in … "


Blocking the import channel of the Heaven Country for rare metals, this is big news!


At this time, the secretary continued: “Also, Head of Itra has decided to conduct military exercises, but the specific date has not been decided yet. What I can reveal is that right now for military exercises, we will be using many of the most advanced weapons in the world, including railguns, the latest fighter jets, and so on. Please look forward to. ”


Puff ... I ended up dealing with them, these two news should be quite big. Also, when the Head of Itra and the Head of the Salon discussed things earlier, they seemed to have mentioned this as well. I won't care much now, I just need to hang on first. As for the rest ..it's none of my business!


Secretary: “Everything, please excuse me. My stomach hurts a bit, I have to use the restroom first. ”



In Merika, competition in all sectors is huge, including the media sector.


Being one of the best reporters for "Military Newspaper Merika," Jeanswest has always looked down on his fellow reporters — what good news can they get by blocking the door? The main person they want to interview may be hiding, all they can get is easy-to-get news.


Being someone who has been an ace of the company for over 20 years, Jeanswest naturally does not follow the normal path.


When he came across the video exposing the Iron Warrior, just less than three hours later he had already used his fastest speed and used his connections to sneak into the restroom of the Hexagon Building. He installed the latest pinhole camera here because he believed that Defense Minister Itra would definitely have a headache when he learned that the Iron Warrior was exposed. At that time, hiding in the bathroom will be a very good option.


The facts prove that the choice is very accurate. Just three more hours plus, Jeanswest saw Defense Minister Itra rushing to the bathroom angrily.


"Haha, as expected, he was captured by me right where I expected!" Hiding in the ceiling, Jeanswest's face was full of excitement. "This time, I will definitely get some big news!"


As expected, as soon as Itra entered the bathroom, she started kicking furiously at everything inside. “Hong Dali! Goddamn Hong Dali! Why, why should he fight us. Why!"


There's stuff! There are good things! Hahaha, I really came here properly today!


At this moment, he saw Itra angrily entering the private room, preparing to urinate. This piece was of no value, but Jeanswest felt that she should keep paying attention a little longer. The facts prove that his intuition was quite accurate — not long after, someone else sneaked in. Jeanswest knew him, Head of the National Security Bureau, Salon!


Hahaha, it looks like I will get a big reward today!


Jeanswest is excited. This is the important part, no one wants to go and miss this, right?


Then, he heard the Salon urinating and scolding at the same time. “Damn this Hong Dali, causing a big problem to me, he really has to be pulled out and shot! The shot!" Itra's voice then sounded from the room. "You're here too? We better stay here for a while. The damned journalist outside is as irritating as a fly! Bothering! "


He actually dared to compare reporters with flies! This is intolerable! Jeanswest secretly decided to post what he recorded on camera today on the Internet! He just had to see what they were going to talk about now!


Then, the sound of rushing water sounded – maybe Itra finished his business. But unexpectedly, Itra quickly scolded. "AHHHHH! Damn this stupid toilet, it's causing trouble for me too! Causing trouble! Why is the pipe clogged! Why!"


A series of panicked slapping sounds came. However, at this moment, a "bomb" sound rang out and the entire restroom shook slightly. The toilet seat actually exploded, and a lot of colored liquid splattered all over the bathroom!


Only until now Jeanswest saw a sign hanging on the spot where someone entering the bathroom could directly see— “Heh, dear, if you think about hiding in the toilet, would you like to, you have to pay the price for it, you head who lost Merika's face! "