Stupid Netizens

Stupid Netizens
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Mumpung today I am off, I decided to play to Kak Isa's house. Actually miss the twins but the problem is the twins are no longer in Jakarta, so yes I have been to Kak Isa's house alone rather than join at home. Mua was hanging out with Vero but the man was dating the lover, Barra was not in Jakarta either. So the only last option is to go to Kak Isa's house.


When I get there, Aye, play me again fun game through his i-Pad. Incidentally because today is the weekend so the eleven-year-old boy can be as happy as playing gadgets. That was the agreement with his beloved mother.


"Terossss tape!" my insinuation immediately dropped my body right next to Aye, accidentally hit the body of a boy who soon became a teenage girl.


"What the hell is this Om Eza, come together to disturb people!" angry, the next second he immediately shouted to the mother, "Mama! About Eza rese!"


"But, you little prankster!"


"Om Eza, it's me, Ayesha, don't use lo-gue lo-gue lo-gue. It's not poly."


I immediately sneered at him. "Even so British."


"Do you have a problem?" tanyanya songong's.


I snorted while turning my eyes.


"Mama!"


It did not take long, the ruler of the house came while putting on his unfriendly face. "Eza, plis, can't you if you don't bother my child?"


"Mama!" reprimand Aye with her fierce face.


Isa immediately grimaced wrong behavior. He forgot to use the lo-gue while he was in front of Aye. Usually if there is Ayesha again, we do use me-you more often when chatting.


"Yes, yes, Mama forgot. Sorry."


I just laughed at both of them and then focused on the screen i-Pad Aye that was displaying the game candy crush.


"Tumben played here? No timetable?"


I turned to Kak Isa for a moment and shook my head. "No, free today, tomorrow. It can be great if you want to go out. Wanna megle?" bargain me then.


"You," cried Ayesha spirit.


I immediately snorted. "Well, who hugged you?"


Ayesha immediately scowled in annoyance. "Mama, Om Eza!" whining later.


I laugh. "Lha is Om Eza nobody, Om Eza is just his name. Yeee."


"Yes, come on, go! If that's me who ngajak, I'd like to eat sushi deh, Om," he whined, "ayo, Om, mumpung Om Eza holiday!" Ayesha is shaking my arm, her i-Pad is now lying on the sofa just like that, looking no longer interested in the box.


I then turned towards Kak Isa. "Where, brother? Go not? I also joined confused about what to do."


"Delivery, Ye, Mama Males is out."


Hearing the Mama's reply, Ayesha immediately frowned while crossing her hands in front of her chest.


"Dad, Mama's not cool!"


"Yes if you want to go alone there, Mama males," refused Kak Isa.


This time it was my turn to grumble. I'm the same Ayesha got less along after the boy started growing up. So, it's not a good idea that I'm the same Ayesha just go both doang.


I reached into my pants pocket, pulled out my phone and handed it to Ayesha.


"Now, own pesen!"


Ayesha's expression turned happy. "Free right, Om? No need to use how many batteries?"


I nodded and agreed. "Whatever. Want to pesen anything, how much, free. Just don't make your Mama's ban food list."


Because Kak Isa is quite fussy about the food that goes into the stomach of the princess.


I nodded quickly while giving a thumbs up.


***


I was only able to put on a gawking face when I just returned from the bathroom, when I found the living room table full of various types of food.


I immediately stared intently at the perpetrator who caused the living room table to be full, while the one I looked at was cool with his i-Pad.


"Ayesha, can you tell me what the hell is this?"


I trace the waist with an annoyed expression. While Ayesha just put on her innocent face as if she had no sin.


"Om Eza doesn't know what this is?" Ayesha clucked in disbelief, "Which Om Eza knows what the hell is that? It's called seblak, Om, and this one's called-"


"Stop! That's not what Om tanyain," cut me annoyed, "Om know the name of all these foods. But this is the problem, where's the sushi? Didn't you say you wanted to eat sushi?"


Shortly afterwards, a voice of people shouted. "Go-food! Go-food!"


"Well, there it is."


I gawked in disbelief looking at Ayesha who was now running to take her order.


"Buset, brother, lo's son." I crackle in disbelief seeing his behavior, that serious boy is eleven years old?


"That's a kid who's really pinter if told to delivery order gini, Za, you're the wrong one to use him all." Brother Isa then handed over my wallet that I had been entrusted to him, because I kebelet boker.


"Who am I too?"


"Yes, yes, it is your fault, whose fault is it? Your fault is that?" Isa chuckled amusedly and drew closer to me, "what about Zea? Is there any progress? He said he wanted to bed her."


"About!"


Brother Isa was immediately broken. "Why not just be quiet? Don't you want to be with Zea? Though she is okay too, already beautiful, pinter, friendly, good at making cakes again. Duh, if I'm a man yes, Za, I've cerein my wife continues to marry Zea."


"Astagfirullah, Brother!" I was upset by his jokes, which I found to be impolite.


"Hehe, kidding, I'm a girl. I'm also grateful to be a woman, so I don't want to marry a prospective mate you do."


I took a deep breath considering my relationship with Zea. Many fans who want us united but apparently not a few who do not want this to happen.


It is only natural that not everyone will like or appreciate our decision. But still have to get it started? To make Zea uncomfortable and disturbed. I feel more guilty about this.


I looked at Brother Isa doubtfully. When I was about to ask my question, Ayesha suddenly entered while screaming calling my name.


"Of Eza!"


"What the hell? Shouting again in the woods."


Without any shame, Ayesha immediately put my palm up. "Begging for money, it's still lacking, ask for ten thousand."


Although while grunting, I took out my wallet back that I had entered into my pants.


"Now," I said while giving money in the tens of thousands.


Ayesha exclaimed in excitement.


"Asik, you can buy some ice cream!" before he ran out of the house. I was only able to stare at them mature and mature bodies.


tbc, tb,


sorry if there is a sentence ngaco, because this is typed while sleeping and sleeping😭