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Mama Didn't Believe

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"You want to be honest" said my nyokap while pushing forward his cell phone on the table approaching me who was sitting in front of him.

I do not know what wind, or what dream, early in the morning I was at home I kept making me breakfast. But obviously it doesn't seem like a good thing, because if I notice his expression is not so friendly. So with a sense of anxiety I grabbed the phone and saw what Mama was trying to show me. And how surprised I was when I saw the photo there.

That's me with who I don't know. Female. I must admit that I am beautiful and sweet. The plausibility point of this woman is veiled. You know if you see a beautiful woman in a veil but her aura is different, like that? Well, look at the photo of the woman smiling it feels so.

"Who is that woman? Mama knows you've never met the woman and you've never seen the project together, so now tell Mama who she is. Your new boyfriend?"

I nodded and resumed my breakfast. "Not knowing."

"How did you know? Photos are everywhere and that's a lot, Za, you don't try to trick your mom. Mama's not that easy to lie to ya, Za. Mama wants you to be honest!"

"Yes, I don't know, Ma. Eza doesn't know who that woman is, I've never met her."

Mama clucked as she crossed her arms in front of her chest. "Now you've pinter, you're lying to Mama?"

I had to stop breakfast. I put down the spoon and fork and looked at Mama seriously. "Astagfirullah, this Mama is an editan, Eza does not know who this woman is. I swear to God, Ma. Eza doesn't lie" I said honestly.

"What kind of editan is that? This guy looks like this, how can you say it's an edit? You don't try to fool Mama, Za."

I took a deep breath, before finally having to try to explain in more detail. "My dear Mama, Eza really does not know this woman. And this is just an edit, nowadays the universal people are in the affairs of edit-edit, so sometimes like the reality that way. But try to pay attention to more detail, wear reading glasses Mama," said I later. I dyed looking for reading glasses that turned out to still be in the container.

I then opened the container, took it out of there and immediately helped put it on him. After feeling fit and nyokap began to feel comfortable, then I told nyokap back to look at the screen.

"Now try to look carefully!"

"What is this editan?" ask Mama.

I nodded and agreed and then started to continue my breakfast which was delayed.

I looked disbelieving and dissatisfied with my answer. Observe the phone screen seriously and carefully.

"But beautiful too, Za, Mama really does not refuse if she really is your boyfriend."

My mouthful was suddenly hard to swallow, but I think I chewed it well. However, hearing the phrase nyokap just made my appetite evaporate somewhere. Fortunately, my breakfast was a little, so I did not feel too burdened, because I did not spend the breakfast ration.

"Non't eat breakfast?" his protest. Who just happened to realize that my rice is still a little leftover, "no way that, Za, out there there are still many people can not eat. You should be lucky, don't waste it like this. Let's finish!"

Mama grabbed the spoon, scooped the rice and immediately fed it to my mouth. Which I have to chew, because it is also impossible I vomit?

"By the way, Mama was serious about that."

"Not pretend you don't understand! Mama knows you understand." Mama then grabbed her phone back and showed her phone screen towards me, "Mama does not refuse if she is given this ghost. Looking beautiful, graceful, polite, veiled again. Not like your ex."

"Ma," rebuked me with an offended tone.

"Yes, yes, Mama knows."

"When you know why we're talking about it again?"

Mama did not reply. He avoided me by grabbing my dirty plate and standing up. "Mending you shower there, keep anterin Mama home. You have no filming today? If there's any, Mama's gonna have to pick Tarjo up."

I shook my head. "It's late afternoon. This morning Eza free. The plan was to play at Sister's house anyway."

"Good idea, yuk, hunt you take a shower. Mama wait."

With an impatient gesture, Mama immediately told me to get up and take a shower. I was only able to chuckle while shaking my head then immediately rushed towards the top floor to take a shower.

I feel so much fresher after the shower. While I was still busy drying my hair, suddenly my mother's voice was heard screaming.

"Za, haven't you? The chunky! Don't wear it for long!" shouted her.

I immediately grumbled. Just finished bathing, not finished drying hair, not wearing clothes, still wrapped in towels, has been rushed. Fucking Mama.

"Yes, Ma, just a little more!" reply I screamed.

I vaguely heard him grumbling. "For so long, Mama has been waiting for girls to shower together and, Za," he shouted suddenly.

I then pulled the shirt and shorts in origin. Wear it with a hasty movement. After that, I immediately combed the hair no less original. Grab a favorite perfume and spray it all over the body. After feeling okay, I then came out of the room while carrying a hand bag that I put on my wrist.

"Such old patties, it turns out to be a perfume bath first," welcome Mama when she saw me out of the room, "pake enough perfume deh, Za, in addition to not waste, let others, so on, who do not like the same perfume you are not too dizzy when accidentally. Kasian, don't like it, but you wear it too much."

I stared for a moment. My feeling was just spray twice doang deh, the time is said to be excessive. Spontaneously I smell my own body. Fragrance, I don't think too much either.

"Mama doesn't like it? Want Eza to change some other perfume?" bargain me then.

Ribet also if such as ntar Mama nagging along the way. I don't like the smell of my perfume.

"And Mama didn't say she didn't like it, just like other people don't like it, Za. You are if you are told Mama likes not to be careful really the same what is said deh, habits."

"Oah. Kirain Mama doesn't like it." I nodded and immediately asked Mama to leave.

Tbc,