Stupid Netizens

Stupid Netizens
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"Sir, I think I really have a crush on Zea."


Kak Isa's expression still looks relaxed. Doesn't look like a person is surprised or astonished. Maybe the mother of one child can guess it. Even Kak Isa was busy eating as ordered by Ayesha earlier.


"How common are you?" my protest was a little upset.


"Lha emang lo wish I had to how? Zea is beautiful, sholehah looks and is nice, friendly anyway, you don't really have a crush. It's weird that you don't have a real crush."


I leaned my head back with a long breath. "But I'm confused, brother."


"What?"


"With my fans, whereas that's their soul mate, but it's my turn to have a real crush, uh, even on wishing me the same other again." I clucked, "yes, yeah, some of them still support it anyway, brother, but who does not support it until make his Zea uncomfortable. Yesterday I met him, his Zea so sniffed it over to me."


"The new movie country you're about to air?"


I nodded quickly as a sign of response. Not to blame or what, but indeed after the movie teaser was released and we were told to often post our photos, or just show our familiarity on social media, he said, public opinion so expect us to be involved in love location with my co-star on this one. Actually, this is the goal, but I am not comfortable with it.


"Job risk times, new kayak enter entertainment aja lo, Za. Pake all culture shock," said Kak Isa.


"I'm not a culture shock, sister." I quickly changed my call to me-you because Ayesha's back, "what's all right-"


"Om, will you?" tawar Ayesha suddenly thrusts sushi using her chopsticks.


I initially squinted both eyes suspiciously, however, even so in the end I still accepted the bribe.


"Where, Om?"


My forehead is confused. "What's the matter?" I asked back.


"His sushi, good or bad?"


I nodded. "Nake it."


Ayesha nodded. "OK, thank you Om the handsome Eza."


Still with my mouth filled with unfinished sushi I chewed, I gawked with an expression of shock. Wait a minute, I'm still loading. What did that just mean?


Meanwhile, Kak Isa was immediately blown up in between his chews.


"That's just Aye what do you mean, brother? So I'm that guinea pig?"


"Not."


"Continue?"


"As a tester. If it's good to eat, well, if it's not good, yes you know yourself how the nature and character of your own ponakan."


I then chewed on sushi that I had not chewed perfectly, with a slightly rude movement because I was upset.


"Aye tuh bener-bener son of Kak Isa very much, I swear."


Still laughing a little, Kak Isa then appealed. "Yes, my son was a neighbor's son."


I was only able to sniff in annoyance afterwards.


"Okay, skip, back to topic, Za. So how far have you gone to make deketin Zea?"


I thought for a moment and shook my head quickly shortly after. I haven't felt like I've put in enough intense effort.


"Difficult, Brother. I think because we are fooled fans will be easy to love support, but it is not that easy."


"Then you have to confirm your decision to deletin Zea."


"Barra didn't give me permission before the movie I ran on the computer in the cinema."


"Barre? Temen lo it's not?"


I nodded and agreed. "Yes, that's me."


"Eh, I just found out he's that type."


"He said professionalism is always totality, Sister. Want to be his best even though he always tries to be fair with the artist."


"Yes, diem-diem lo deketinnya. Anyway since when the hell likes koar-koar if deketin chick? The bias is also diem-diem mulu right? Sampe know-know break up also like diem-only."


"But it's different now, brother. I want everyone to know from the beginning."


"How?"


"Main pretty." Kak Isa then shook his head firmly, "eh, play handsome means. Making dapetin diamond gem it takes a struggle, Za, as well as Zea. You also have to work hard."


I'm silent for a moment. Inwardly, I nodded in agreement. True too, breaking Zea's heart must not be easy, it takes a lot of effort for it.


"What do I need to do, brother?"


"If I ask you to focus on the movie first how? As soon as all promos are over, you just start a truce."


I looked at Isa doubtfully. "Not so soon, brother? Ntar Zea thinks that I'm messing with dong?"


"Yes, before this you tell him, if you want to focus on film promotion before you continue to focus on fighting for your love. How's it?"


"If I go first with another guy how?"


"Yes, that means Zea's not your soul mate."


Both I and Brother Isa immediately turned to the origin of the sudden sound of a crackling sound. Our foreheads were both shriveled in wonder when we found Ayesha's sharp plot. Oho, we forgot that Ayesha was still here.


"The same mom Om Eza tuh ngeselin, Aye Aduin Daddy let later be scolded by Dad." Ayesha clucked in annoyance then left the living room with her pouting face.


I was only able to scratch my head confused, while Kak Isa even blamed me. Women, it's the hardest to get wrong.


****


Following Kak Isa's advice, I decided to send a direct message to Zea. I've been almost twenty-seven years, it feels a bit like that if I still do the convoluted method. So I decided to go straight to the point.


@****Eza_Shariq****: Ze, I'd like to say


@Eza_Shariq: important


It took me a while, until my message was finally answered. If you think about it too yes I, we have met a few times but for just a number tucker I have not done?


@****ZeaSyazani_Albirru****: yes, brother, how?


@Eza_Shariq: I'm going to talk. go straight to the point


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: what's wrong, brother?


I took a deep breath. My heart is beating fast. I started to feel nervous. Should I do this? Should I go this far?


Long time I thought, until finally Zea re-typed reply.


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: brother Eza??


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: so what about?


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: am I wrong?


@Eza_Shariq: no, no, no, absolutely no, Ze


@Eza_Shariq: I just wanted to say that I'm seriously interested in you


@Eza_Shariq: you can call me crazy, reckless, or whatever it is. No papa, but I just want to be frank


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: thanks, brother, earlier


@Eza_Shariq: no, I'm not done yet, Ze


@Eza_Shariq: I won't be asking for an answer right now or anytime soon.You won't need to give me that answer anytime soon. do not immediately reject me. We can get to know each other later, I will also show my seriousness later.but later, I want to ask for a moment before I will show my efforts to make your heart.


@Eza_Shariq: I will be busy with the movie promo and in the promo period, I will show the closeness of one of my co-stars, Jessi. I'm telling you now let's not misunderstand my prejudices.


@Eza_Shariq: can you, Ze, if this is abis I'll deketin you?


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: brother Eza, before I really want to say a lot of thanks to brother, for his honesty, and also for his courage sister Eza. though we do not know too closely but sister Eza has said this, honestly I am confused, but still I want to say thank you, brother.


@ZeaSyazani_Albirru: I'm not going to refuse, sis, I open the opportunity for anyone who really intends to seriously same me. if brother Eza serious yes please! that's Eza's right, but I want Eza's sister to know that I'm the youngest child in the family, if you want to get me it means that Eza's sister also has to be close to my family. because for me the main family, if my family does not agree with sister Eza, then with a heavy heart I will say that sister Eza must step down


I couldn't help but cheer in excitement as I read the reply Zea sent out. Yes, get the green light. Now what I think is a way to get rid of Zea's family.


Okay, I'm ready!