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I immediately smiled brightly when Kak Isa came while carrying fried rice complete with eggs and crackers. It feels like eating does not use crackers but there is nothing lacking. Unfortunately I can not eat every time always use crackers.

"Thank you my dear Brother" I said as I received the plate that Kak Isa offered.

Isa responded with a murmur and sat down next to me. "Lo it's really yes, I've cooked rice, vegetables, complete with side dishes. And lo dateng-dateng even told me to make fried rice." He then clucked, "if not inget lo public figure, I've caught a handsome face lo."

Immediately I was wide open, hearing the indirect praise of Kak Isa. Thankfully, I did not get stuck.

"So I'm handsome, brother?"

"Yes, you are my friend. If you are ugly, then I also dong. I'm pretty automatically you're also handsome."

I then understood. "Oh, that's it, yeah, the concept?"

"Yes is it."

I did not reply and preferred to start eating my fried rice.

"Eh, but, Za, you're serious about having a girl, aren't you? Tumben you have no story. Is now because your career is good so you are arrogant like me."

I don't like clucking. "What the hell, brother? Nothing, yes, I if there's anything, it's definitely a story to lo. If I have a girl I might not tell the same story. I just don't have any girls anymore. Where are the rumors unclear? Wonder me. My name is on the account of the match?" ask me wonder.

I do not feel abis in-tag accounts soan. Usually, if I enter a gambling account, there must be an account that will tag me to just tell me. Is it 'cause I haven't checked the sosmed times, huh?

"Gue didn't get this news from those accounts, but from Mama" replied Kak Isa, who managed to make me choke.

Uhuk Uhuk Uhuk

Huh huh? The mama? Mama told you? Don't tell me this Mama still doesn't believe about the edit photos yesterday and still thinks that the woman is really my girl?

"Slow down! I will not take it too, Za," decak Kak Isa while offering a glass of water.

I immediately received the drinking water that Kak Isa offered and gulped it down to half.

"But, bud, brother, what did you say? You told Mama I had a girl?"

With his serious face, Brother Isa nodded confidently.

"Jeez, my gosh, Mama. Sis, I tell you, I have no girl at all. Candidates who have the potential to be a girl I just do not exist, how do you want to have a girl."

"Well, what does Mama mean?"

"It looks like a photo edit of my fans deh."

Isa put on his confused face. "Well, you mean?"

"Yes, my fans are again the spirit of my soul mate is the same selebgram anyway. Well, Mama accidentally met our fan base, uh, not a fanbase deh, but accidentally met his photo. Keep thinking that it's the original I'm the same girl, but yes, sister, I don't know this girl. Yes, Mama thinks my boyfriend."

Brother Isa manggut-mangut understand. "Oh, so that's the story. Look what dong looks like. Beautiful isn't?"

I nodded quickly and agreed. Grab my pants pocket and get my phone out of there, then hand it to Kak Isa.

"Find it in the search history section, ntar directly nemu," said I then.

"So you've been to the coin?"

I nodded quickly. "The problem is, it turns out I'm often tagged."

I just keep quiet and prefer to spend my fried rice that stay a little.

"Suspicious," he commented later.

I don't care. After my fried rice abis, I immediately stood up and walked towards the car while carrying my dirty plate earlier. Although I was visiting my own brother's house, but I knew there was a. When I finish eating, I wash my dirty dishes. Coincidentally Kak Isa is a bit chatty about cleanliness is very different from Kak Luna.

Well, this is a good time for me to tell them. I have two older sisters, the first is Kak Faizah, or what I usually call Kak Isa, but some people call him Iza more often. My nickname is also Eza, so I prefer to call him Isa. Then the second one was Fazluna, or we used to call Luna. The two are married, the first Kak Isa his son is still one, has been sitting in the 5th grade of elementary school, briefly Junior High School. Huhu, ponakan I am already big, bentar again become a girl.

Then for Kak Luna there are three children, the first twins, all boys, and the last girl. The twins briefly entered the Kindergarten, then the bontot kayaknya also briefly entered the group play or whatever it is, just the school before entering the Kindergarten. Their gap year was not long. I was also surprised, even though their first child was twins, but it could be direct gas only added momongan. Though if you think about it again, the child is tired and complicated, let alone twins, but this really is really straight nambah. But cool Kak Luna can still take the effort anyway. Gokil right? I also wonder how he manages his time. Though everyone will both have 24 hours a day, but what if I still feel less.

Okay, so here's my story about them. Sometimes I will tell you about my funny ponakan plus ngeselinnya for mercy.

After I finished washing the dishes, I went back to the living room and sat down next to Kak Isa.

"Make it too, Za. I agree that you are with him. I think it's also very elegant. Well-mannered. Cheerfully. And most importantly, the veil. It's kind of like that."

"So, sister, I don't look at hijab for wife's nyari."

"But if the veiled cat is going, right?"

I then nodded faintly.

"Kan, don't be shady lo. Just pepet, Za. I agree, Mama also I sure agree a thousand percent. Papa too, if the shape is like this."

I don't like clucking. "Lo thinks he's a fuckin' object, brother, his shape."

"I mean the model is like this. Try to follow, yes, continue to ask for followback," suggested Kak Isa, which of course I immediately refuse.

"Not to be weird, brother. Herein hape me."

I tried to snatch my phone, but, it turns out Kak Isa is more agile than me. Naturally, because he diligently gym, yoga, relaxation, morning run and other sports, while I sleep more often while scrolling funny videos. So do not be surprised if Kak Isa fresh fit and also agile.

"Just a minute."

"Sir Iza!"

"Now!"

While clucking resigned, finally Kak Isa returned my phone. However, there are things that make me shocked and want to shout Kak Isa. He actually followed my account.

"SISTER ISA!! YOU ARE REALLY-BENER YES! THIS IS IF IT IS CAUGHT BY MY FANS, IT WILL MAKE THEM JEBOH ALLAH!!"

Brother Isa immediately sneered. "Lebay! Relax, just click unfollow can. Don't be complicated."

"So you're the one who really dong, you forgot who I am?"

"So, you're so arrogant about the artist."

"Sir, I'm serious."

Brother Isa grimaced awkwardly. "I really did not accidentally earlier, Za, my intention was just to pump lo doang. Uh, the question is really click? Sorry." which."

"You know," said I resigned.

After this I have to prepare mentally so the months of my fans.