Teapot Water
It has to be single..!
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Taca called Abah to tell her the good news. On the 4th ring Abah immediately picked up his phone.
"Neng, Abah kangen."
"Neng is also kangen... What else is it ?" ask Taca.
"Change again nunguin who again menggegiling rice with Aa Riki," said Abah while away from the rice mill machine.
"Ih.. Abah was noisy, move. Neng wants to say this important," said Taca.
"Just a moment." said Abah as he walked away from the rice mill machine approaching Aa Riki who was chatting with several employees.
"Where, Neng...."
"Change, Abah...."
"OK, why ?" asked Abah curious about the news that will be reported by Taca.
"Hmmm Abah, Taca is pregnant." said Taca cheerfully as she slightly shouted.
"Well... HAMILLLLL ??? Wahhh... cool bule, pregnant really ?" ask Abah enthusiastically while jumping.
"Well, I'm really pregnant, Bah. Pregnancy is a lie" said Taca.
The duke came and sat next to Taca while choosing a film on netflix.
"Pregnant human child right ?"
"YES, BAH...!! Child bear, Taca married bear...!!" taca said while hitting the Duke's thigh suddenly made the Duke grimace.
"Bear perverted duke mah, haahahhaaaa." said Abah with a laugh.
"Change. iyah Taca is 6 weeks pregnant, so about 2 months and 2 weeks" said Taca happy.
Abah shut up and thought, "Neng, neng neng new tea wedding a month kok can get pregnant 2 months more, this tea how the story ?" abah was confused.
Taca bit his lower lip confused to answer Abah's question, "Well, don't know, Bah. Tanyain Adipati, who made her, Taca mah just pregnant," said Taca origin.
"Try the love to the Bule," said Abah.
"Di, Abah wants to talk to you. Abah wants to ask me how to get me pregnant" said Taca.
"Huh ...??" The Duke scratched his head, when Abah did not know how to make people pregnant.
"Yes, Bah." said the Duke.
"Eh, bule... That's how Taca got pregnant ?" ask Abah.
"How ? Do you really want to know ?" duke asked confused, why also his father-in-law how to make Taca pregnant.
"Well, can I get pregnant for 2 months ?" abah said again.
"Well, I kissed Taca's neck, kept Taca's shirt open. Keep "ade" I get into....."
"PASTAGA BULE GILAAAA.... THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS...!!! hadeuhhh RIKI....!" shouts Abah calling Riki.
"Tomorrow we are going to Jakarta complicated to talk about the same brain pervert...!!!" abah's screams are upset.
TUT....
Abah hung up the phone, leaving the Duke staring at Taca in confusion.
"How to make a child, right ?" ask Duke.
"Well, why am I 2 months pregnant. We married a new one, ADIPATIII. It's not "how" you got me pregnant, Di...!?" taca answered with incomparable innocence of the Duke.
"Eh......."
"You ah, you oon..!" said Taca while hitting a pillow into the Duke's body while leaving the Duke alone.
"But I thought Abah was the way for him" the Duke defended himself.
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Taca silently looked at the view of Jakarta, suddenly her tears poured out, Taca cried.
The Duke who was walking behind Taca immediately stopped his steps to see Taca who was crying sobbing near the window.
"Amore, what's wrong with you ?"
Taca saw the Duke then raised his hand to be hugged, the Duke followed Taca's wishes. The Duke hugged Taca tightly confused as to why his wife was crying so much.
"Why are you ?" ask the Duke again confused.
"Bi Yuli is naughty, Di.." isak Taca hugged the Duke tightly.
"Huh... how naughty, does Bi Yuli why ?" The Duke stared at Bi Yuli who was staring from afar confused.
"Bi Yuli, Bi Yuli killed a goldfish. That goldfish has a family. What if the goldfish that Bi Yuli killed was the head of the family. His wife's father was a widow, his children were orphans." so was Taca.
"Well......" The Duke was surprised by the theory given by Taca, since when the goldfish had a family tree. Jeez why did his wife turn absurd like Abah...!?
"Yes, his wife will struggle to support his children, you imagine, Di. What if his children are 8 kebayang weight rich." Isak Taca grew louder and wept in the Duke's chest.
"Auntie doesn't know, Neng. Aunty did not just go to the carpenter whether this is a married carp or still a virgin," said Bi Yuli from the kitchen while scratching her head that does not itch.
"Auntie must check, the fish," Taca said as she continued to cry loudly.
The Duke could only hold back his smile seeing Taca crying from the fish.
"Kasian Bi, the evil Aunt, Di.." Taca's tears broke even more in the Duke's chest.
"Den, Bibi does not know that the fish is the head of the family, Den." said Bi Yuli innocently while spinning the field in her hands.
'Geez makjan, why did Bi Yuli follow the Duke's inner mellow' while massaging his forehead. WHAT'S WITH THE PEOPLE IN THIS APARTMENT....!?
"Sorry, Auntie yah Neng." said Bi Yuli.
"Bi Yuli is evil, Di... kasian his children, what if you were killed and our children are the same who ? Huaaaaaaa..." Taca's tears grew broken, suddenly his imagination imagined him having to take care of his son alone because the Duke was killed.
"Huh..you why the hell, Amore. Anybody wants to kill me. Continues since when the fish have a family tree, jeez Amore.." said the Duke was anxious with the behavior of his wife.
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"You're not sensitive, Di. You don't know how his wife feels. You're as evil as rich Bi Yuli.... " Taca was still crying, somehow her hormones told Taca to cry sadly. Maybe because Taca is pregnant.
"Di, don't laugh it's important...! It concerns the feelings and future of his wife and goldfish son tau...!!!!" hardik Taca was annoyed at seeing the Duke chuckle.
For whatever sake the Duke never knew the feeling of a goldfish, almost all his friends are humans not goldfish drops...!? So, how do you know what a rich goldfish feels...!!!!!
"Yes, Bi Yuli starts tomorrow if you want to kill and cook goldfish, tilapia, gurame and even salmon. Bi Yuli asked the merchant what status fish, what is a single fish, widower, widow, have a wife or husband. Anyway tanya.... said that we only eat single fish and a stick of kara...!!!!" the Adipati said giving a crazy solution to Bi Yuli which was immediately answered by a nod by Bi Yuli.
'The crazier this sir is the more beautiful. I kudu piye during each shopping should be her fish status' Inner Bi Yuli while continuing her cooking.
"Yeah, if you're not single, you can't, look at Di" Taca said, wiping his tears with the back of his left hand.
"Yes, from tomorrow we check well, we will be selective again in choosing fish," said the Duke while hugging Taca who began to calm down, his crying is no longer hysterical as before.
'Why the hell are you, Amore. It can break my head if during pregnancy you are rich in gini, the inner Duke while trying to hold back his laughter.
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The fish sledge must be LAJANGGGGG....!!!
Try here how the impression and message is fit pregnant young hehehee...
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