Teapot Water

Teapot Water
The reregean potato tempest


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The Duke and John thought along the way, what was the reregean potato like ?


What is a new type of frozen potato, or there is a new company making a brand of reregean potatoes.


Finally, they arrived at one of the largest alfamart in Citeko. When entering they stay in front of the refrigerator especially frozen food, then see one by one the potatoes that are there.


"In, you sure are in-laws, lo. The reregean potato. What kind of potatoes, huh ?" juan asked confused for a lifetime he had never heard of a reregean potato.


"Gue doesn't know either, Ju. I know the potato types shoestring, cringkel cut, coated, straight cut, potato nuggets, mash potato, wedges." said the Duke explains the types of potatoes that the Duke knows.


Juan immediately took the phone, then googling in his potato reregean. There was no result, his head hurt.


"Lou mean, really human, Di ? Sure, your in-laws aren't aliens from Mars ?" juan asked confusedly.


"I think my in-laws from the Avanza worship planet, Ju. Hahaaha." replied the Duke with a laugh.


"Neuro."


"Sorry, Aa-Aa is going to buy what ?" asked the confused shopkeeper there were 2 good looking men (bulls) who stayed in front of the Frozen Food refrigerator while holding a packet of potatoes.


"Bak, any reregean potatoes ?" ask Juan.


"Huh.. reregean, jagged ? Is there a potato ? That's a potato what's a saw, sir ?" ask the officer confused.


The Duke and John could only smile, hear the words of the clerk, in their hearts confused as to what they were looking for.


The Duke and John, coming out of Alfamart, sat in the chair Alfamart often provided.


"Ju, call Arnold, maybe he knows the reregean potato," the Duke suggested to Juan, to call one of Juan's friends, a judge on one of the cooking programs on TV.


Juan immediately called Arnold, on the second ring Juan's phone was picked up.


"Yo, Bro... What's the call ?" arnold said on the other end of the phone.


"Arnold, how are you ? The more successful you are," Juan had a stale first on Arnold.


"Baek, Ju. What's up, high quality single, Indonesia calls me."


"Here you go, I'm not single anymore, Nold. Sold out of me."


"Waduh heavy-heavy hahahaa.. There really is paan lo ?"


"Nold, elo during his time as a chef, have you ever heard of reregean potatoes ?"


"Hah. reregean what is it ? " ask Arnold confused.


"That's loh, jagged. Serrated potatoes."


"Where is it, Bro. Lo nyari potato what serrated knife ? Jeez Ju, you don't mabok anymore, do you ?" arnold was confused. All those years so chef he never heard of any jagged potatoes.


"What do you really know, don't you ? Try snotting again, Nold, please urgent."


Arnold was silent for a few seconds, trying to figure out his thoughts on the reregean/serrated potato. Is it possible that a new potato ?.


"Suer, Ju. I don't know, potato new type of time. I've never been horrified. I asked Juna" Arnold said.


"Jun.. lo tau, reregean potatoes, uh serrated potatoes ?" arnold asked Juna his fellow chef.


"Huh... Is there any ? New type ? What kind of potato is that ? " Juna asked Arnold.


"Ju, you don't do it, you really don't mabok anymore, right?"


"Gosh no mabok, I. I'm really looking for that reregean potato." Juan convinced Arnold.


"Suer, I don't know. Sorry, Ju." said Arnold confused.


"Okay if so, thanks for the info, Nold." said Juan while hanging up his phone.


"At Arnold, I don't know what kind of potato my in-laws are looking for, lo. You sure Abah said reregean potatoes ? Not some arab potato or some other potato ?" juan asked questioning the Duke's hearing.


"Suer, Ju... I'm so horrified, Abah said reregean, "The Duke was really confused.


"Try lo, call Taca where, tell him to come here," Juan gave the Duke an idea.


The Duke immediately called Taca, on the 4th ring Taca picked up the Duke's phone.


"Yes, Di. Where are you ? It was this afternoon," Taca said softly. Taca's soft voice made the Duke smile.


"Amore, can you go to the biggest alfamart ? I need this much help."


"Why are you ?" taca panicked.


"Not papa anyway? But you can't come here, please."


"Okay, I'm there, Dad. Wait." said Taca while disconnecting her phone quickly.


"Well you call ?"


"Udah, come here with Iis."


"okay"


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Iis and Taca reached the alfamart, then approached the Duke and John who were sitting in front of alfamart.


"What's up, Di ?" taca was confused.


"You, don't you go back to Jakarta, Ju ?" ask Juan.


The Duke and John immediately smiled listening to the question from their future wife.


"Later, the one I came home to. Still miss you, want a donkey," replied Juan origin while peeping Iis' hand.


"Yeah.ngaco you, mah." Instantly, Iis face turned red withstanding embarrassment.


"What's up, Di ?" ask Taca again.


"Amore, Abah told me to buy reregean or jagged potatoes. Well I ngak nemu. To the extent that Juan called Arnold for his type of potatoes, Arnold also did not know," said the Duke confused.


"Gosh, Di.." said Taca as he rubbed his face.


"This comes along.." invite Taca pull the Duke's hand into alfamart then walk closer to the refrigerator special frozen food, followed by Juan who is also curious.


Taca opened the frozen food door and then took the potato in question, then gave it to the Duke.


The Duke and John could only gawk at the potatoes given by Taca.




It seemed that Juan wanted to throw a packet of potatoes in the hands of the Duke, the Duke could only gawk, amazed by the cleverness of his in-laws in making words.


"Stand, Amore. It's a cringkle cut, how does it become a reregean potato ?" ask the Duke who is still confused.


"In, try to look at this shape of potato, jagged right, tuh." Taca tried to explain. "Top up and down, like a rich gigikan, well Abah said it's a reregean potato," Taca again explained with his plain face.


"What the... !??!" Juan and the Duke immediately refrained from swearing in the various languages they knew.


"IN-LAW LO CRAZY...!!!!" maki Juan is anxious at Abah's thoughts that are out of the box.


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hahahahaa. sorry well if this chapter is crisp and maximal jayus, this chapter author is dedicated to papa author who demen make strange language ranging from potato reregean to bread without lace 🙈🤣


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