Teapot Water
God is fair..
At night Iis called Taca , on the second ring Taca immediately picked up his phone.
"Iis, where are you tea ? Kang Rozak nyari you, you know," Taca's upset cerocos, because Iis who disappeared suddenly finally he who had to teach at Kang Rozak's place.
"Sorry Ta, sorry well. Hehehee.." replied Taca as she rubbed her feet.
"Ih.. Where are you ?"
"Apartment Juan..."
"Huh... in Jakarta ? How can I not ngajak-ngajak ih...!!" taca's screams are upset.
Awww... Iis immediately kept the phone away from her ear.
"Hahahaa GORDES (Gorowok village/yelling until one village is horrified), why would you want to join ? Want the same kelonan duke ?" canda Iis while laughing crisply.
"Yes, there is Abah, dizzy me, tuh." said Taca.
"Ihhh..."
"Why are you suddenly in Jakarta. Juan is nothing, is it ?" taca was worried.
"No, Juan is fine. Last time I checked, he was still breathing..."
"Haizzz..."
"Haha... Cicil, Cicil here Ta. Cicil Juan's ex-fiancee is here. To Juan's apartment, really pretty, Ta..."
"What's beautiful, what ? Rich who tried.." asked Taca curious, Iis rarely praise the face of women.
"You know Davika Hoorne, Loreal Thailand brand ambassador ?" Iis asked with an annoyed face.
"Yes, you know..."
"The ketiplek is so rich. Similar, like a betel nut behind an axe, it is." said Iis annoyed, why the former ward Juan can be beautiful that, while the handsome former Duke uwow form rich peking duck. (Well, the visuals are Davika 🙈 *author)
"God, it's too heavy for your rival, Is..."
"No idea ah, I want plastic surgery ajalah, use a plastic bucket, can you ?" canda Iis is upset.
"Hahahahhaaaa.. tuh buckets in Abah's house a lot, want what color ? Nu bulao alus tah (which is blue, nice tuh) hahahaa. But what's Cicil doing there ???"
"No, understand. He wants me to share Juan. He thought Juan zakat was divided.." cerocos Iis, while hitting a pillow beside him.
"Huh ...???"
"Yes, Juan married me, but he's the same, right, yeah...!"
"Well..."
"Hah hah hah mulu lo mah ah..!"
"Geez, what's that guy made of his brain? Cemceman oil or plastic bag once dispose of ? How come you have such a rich mind ?" Taca shook his head.
"Tau. I'm confused, rich people are weird. I don't understand, what most money so mabok yah..!"
"Well, that's why we don't have a lot of money. Not a lot of money, we want a lot. Let alone a lot of money.. hahahahaaa.." Taca laughed as she rubbed her eyes.
"God is fair, yeah. Hahahaaa.."i said Iis while laughing loosely.
"Yes, God loves what we need, not what we want. And if you can choose mah, I want the prospective tea husband Babang Christ Evans not Babang Juan." continued Iis.
"Yes, but said the Lord of tea, do not shame you Iis. hahahahaa..."
"Sadarrrr... hahaha...!" Iis laughed off.
Laughter Iis and Taca exploded, Juan who just entered the room can only shake his head to see the cool behavior of Iis calling Taca.
"Miss..."
There was a faint sound of Abah's voice in Iis's ear. "You are called tuh. Go to Abah first. I'm going home tomorrow. I want to go to the Royal Wedding Water Teapot, the wedding of Rina and Entis. Haha...."
"Hahaha Royal Wedding dung, Okay see you.." said Taca while hanging up the phone.
Iis hangs up the phone, then keeps the phone handle of Juan's apartment on the nightstand.
"I'm home, yeah." said Iis while standing up and took her bag.
"Where are you going ?"
"Home, then. Where are you going ?" said Iis confused, let alone see the clock on the wall already at 8 pm.
"Sleep here, too, Yang."
"Here ?" Iis asked while pointing at the bed in front of her. "Two ?"
Iis confused, during the courtship Iis never stayed at Juan's apartment. Juan most often to the apartment Iis. It's not hypocritical, Iis slept with Juan several times without any relationship. But not at night. When many demons roam and are able to blind a partner is not yet halal like him. The problem is Juan has a unique habit when sleeping with Iis.
"No, ah. I want to go home. I'm going to Citeko tomorrow."
"Miscloud ?" juan was confused.
"Hahahaha Citeko ?"
Iis immediately nodded her head while smiling happily.
"Udah, just sleep here. You will buy the clothes again. I will buy it later. Continue, you to the Citekonya delivered my driver only. I can't catch you yet. Anyway, later fitting Royal Wedding I come." promised Juan while kissing Iis cheek.
"But.."
"Now you take a shower..!" Juan pushed Iis into the bathroom.
"I didn't bring a change of clothes..!" pekik Iis confused, when he wants to put the daleman back and forth. Hadeuh ngak...!
"This.." suddenly Juan gave me a bag of clothes and underwear as well as a complete toiletry. "Shut it up there, we'll eat it down." Juan pushed Iis into the bathroom.
•••
Juan stared at his work, at the dinner table. This is the first time Juan has cooked for Iis. Juan hoped Iis liked his cooking.
"Ju, I don't want to wear clothes from you, I just pinch your shirt," said Iis who walked while drying her hair.
Juan saw Iis wearing his oversize t-shirt. "Why, Yang. Is it good ?"
"Good from Arab..! Tell me to wear a lingerlie. There's an abis I'm the same as you if I wear it," Iis immediately sat down at the dining table chair while spreading her gaze to the food available.
Juan grinned the horse, the plan failed. 'maybe tomorrow there should be no clothes that fit in Iis.' inner Juan.
"Why do you like me ?" Iis asked while cutting her steak. 'Oh, gusti there is no anget angel rice, fried chicken is the same sambel, huh ? Rich people eat it weird huh...!!' inner Iis while putting steak into her mouth.
"No idea" replied Juan plainly
"Ih..."
"Well, who. My heart says I want you. Want you to babble, grumpy, jealous, make me fast 8 months more, like KDRT I use a pillow. I like it, love it, Yang," said Juan, rubbing Iis's head, then kissing Iis' cheek.
"When Cicil loh beautiful," Iis fishing rod while glancing at Juan.
Juan silently looked at Iis's face carefully. "Hmmm. if I look around, wait for Cicil...."
BRUKK...
Iis smacked Juan's little kahu pillow. "The dunce, yeah. There's Cicil there gih there.. hush hush...!!" Iis shouted as she walked towards Juan's room while stomping her feet violently.
Juan could only smile at Iis's behavior. Similar to SD child ngak dikasih jajan. "Jeez, yang.. I'm just honest..!".
"JULIA...!!!!" Iis shouted as she stuck out her tongue and then closed Juan's room door hard.
"Haha...."
•••
"Which, still angry ?" juan asked, peering into the room. He saw Iis sitting on the floor, looking at Juan's album. The album was full of embarrassing things about Juan in his youth.
"WHO DOES NOT LOOK....!!!" juan quickly closed his eyes from behind.
"Hahahhaa.why, I again see the fathers wear scuffed pants (narrow). Jeez eta calana scratches it (astaga, it's pants until it's narrow). How's it coming in, Ju ?" Iis rubbed her eyes with the back of her hand.
"What's that scuffing, Yang ?" juan asked puzzledly while keeping his eyes closed.
"Narrow.., that's why you're screaming for release, the pants are tight, Ju. Baahaha..."
"Yes, perverted.." said Juan while squeezing Iis's nose.
Iis pulls Juan's hand from his eyes, then Iis takes a photo of the teen juan.
"It's funny, Ju Hahahhaaa...."
"NOOOO, SAYANGGGGG....!!!"
•••
Happy happy first...
The author wants to take a walk first to Bukit Mushroom...
Want to find poisonous mushrooms, make made mushroom soup continue to love to Becca and Cicil 🤣🤣
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