Teapot Water
Q2: We are going to Italy not to go to the mountains...
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The Duke could only stare at Taca who from earlier back and forth picked up items for packing. They'll be leaving for Italy in a week, but Taca insists on getting things done now.
The problem is not only the misfortune of his wife, but, why the things Taca brought really make the Duke almost laugh.
“Mi Amore?”
“Si,” replied Taca while lifting a gold-colored summer dress in her hand.
“Where are we going?” asked the Duke while pointing the suitcase in front of him.
“Itali, where are you going, Di?” taca asked as she looked at the Duke.
“Yes, but why do you bring a flashlight, mosquito racket, rice cooker, and jeez Amore why do you bring a raincoat?” screeched the Duke while pointing at the items in Taca's suitcase.
Taca immediately approached the Duke and hugged the Duke from behind, “That's a flashlight when the lights are off, a mosquito racket if there are many mosquitoes, and a rice cooker to cook rice. You know Abah will definitely scream to ask for rice,” explained Taca.
“Training jas?”
“Well, if it rains,” replied Taca.
“Amore, there too. Why do you bring all this, already bring a rice cooker. The others do not need,” replied the Duke.
“But...”.
“Amore, we want to go to Italy not to go to the mountain,” said the Duke again.
“But, Papah said, in the village,” Taca whine, Taca did not sincerely take the objects from his suitcase.
“Italian villages, they still have flashlights and mosquito rackets or choose one of the flashlights or mosquito rackets?” The Duke immediately gave Taca a choice.
Taca thought for a moment, suddenly a smile on his face. Quickly, Taca took a flashlight and a mosquito racket from the Duke's hand. Taca immediately left the Duke.
“Amore, where are you going?” ask Duke.
Not long after, Taca returned while carrying a mosquito racket with a different design. Duke Langung shook his head, a sign he asked Taca for an explanation.
“I brought a mosquito racket. Because, this...” Taca immediately pressed a button on one part of his mosquito racket.
The Duke immediately chuckled as he looked at the light beam from the back of the mosquito racket carried by Taca.
“Gosh, Amore pinter you well,” kekeh Duke while shuffling Taca's hair.
“Let's be practical, hehee..” says Taca again.
“But, really you want to take all this?”
“Yes, if anything is not difficult,” replied Taca relaxed.
“Not bring a tent?” cananda Duke.
Taca looked at the Duke with sparkling eyes, “God, Di. Your idea is brilliant, I want to bring a tent,” said Taca while turning over intending to take the Duke's tent in the warehouse.
“No need,” said the Duke while hugging Taca's stomach. “Do not increase the load of the plane, ntar objection to the plane,”
“Ngaco you, ih,” kekeh Taca.
“You are ngaco, Amore. Want to go to Italy but bring this much stuff, severe,” said the Duke.
“Can preparation, In,” says Taca.
Tok...
The sound of their bedroom door being knocked from outside. Taca looked directly at the Duke.
“Who?”
“Open aja,” said the Duke while releasing his hug.
Taca quickly opened the door of her room, her eyes round when she saw who was outside her room.
“Which bule?” ask Abah to relax.
“Abah!? When to here?” ask Taca.
“This is new nyampe, where is bule?” ask Abah again.
“In, what do you want?” taca asked confused, what would Abah look for the Duke.
“Terus?” taca was confused.
“There is an angel from Abah too, Abah wants to ask for parfume so that it seungit (scented) this,” Abah said while kissing the right armpits and his left alternately.
“Ali? Who?” taca was confused.
“Msihnya Juan?” abah said as he gave the thumbs of both his right and left hands.
“Change, that's real. Juan's motherhood would be healed as well. Abah, that Papihnya Juan is still alive, Bah,” said Taca upset while hitting Abah's shoulder slowly.
“Nih, Taca dengerin.”
“What?” taca asked curiously.
“Life mah no one knows, could aja suddenly Papihnya Juan, ekkk..” said Abah while sticking out his tongue and closed both eyes.
“Change..!? Oh, my God, yeah, that's it. The Duke has no parfume.!” taca said as she pushed Abah away from her room.
Taca was really upset with the behavior of Don Juan the Abah, really did not know the age. The problem is, why are mamihnya Juan anyway, is there nothing else what?
“Neng but, Abah needs this parfume, Abah's body stinks a lot. Abah from Citeko has not had this bath,” Abah said while kissing both his armpits on the right and on the left.
“Pake this aja,” said Taca while taking one of the spray cans on top of the closet.
Abah took a can of spray taken by Taca, “etdah, doraka maneh ka mr. soranga,” Abah said.
(Oh, thou shalt be one's own father)
Taca can only hold his laughter hearing Abah's words, “Udah use it only, so be healthy.”
“Masa Abah uses Bayg*n which is not sticky Mamihnya Juan, even back to the almighty oruh, Ta..” Abah said while staring at Taca.
Taca anxiously took a spray bottle of bayg*n from Abah's hand and retreated 10 steps back away from Abah.
“Ngapain Ta?” abah asked confused, why his son suddenly retreated backwards like this.
“Let Abah scented naturally..!!” taca said while spraying a baygon to Abah's right. Taca serem also if Abah poisoning bayg*n, can be taken Aa Riki and Kang Rozak existing.
“Jeez Taca, your quality, son.!” shouted Abah while running away from Taca who was still cool spraying his bayg*nnn.
“Natural scented liar, Bah, scented eucalyptus.” chuckle Taca while saving back the spray bottle on the nearest shelf.
“Your chivalry, Taca,” cried Abah while smiling at Taca.
“Biarin, beware if disturbing people's wives, inget age Abah,” reply Taca with a smile.
“You don't want to have a new Mom what?” ask Abah again.
“Mau, but not Mamih Juan also Abah, Bosen Taca has an older brother everything,” cried Taca again. “Times have an older sister,” Taca said again.
“Later Abah make new ade how? Make nemenin Kama, Kalila same Kafta,” proposed Abah.
“Idih Abah, inget age..!” taca was upset.
Abah only chuckles while walking leaving Taca who can only stare at Abah's back. Abah is - there is, like ngaco.
“Change, Abah... prolong his age, oh god, aamiin,” Taca said as he turned around.
“Why spray bayg*n a lot? Wiggling cockroaches?” ask Duke.
“Eh... yes, the cockroach is big, already bangkotan anyway, plus flirtatious,” replied Taca origin while walking into his room.
“Hah... new type cockroach?” ask Duke.
“Iya, cockroach peranakan Sunda-Java,” replied Taca origin.
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Abah demen yeh amamih, clear-cut demen....
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