The Heart of Old Menjakaka
354. Fainted helplessly without pants
"It's over, sir?" ask the driver who saw Juna and Tian coming to the car. Quickly he opened the back door of the car, then took the groceries in Tian's hands.
"Here we go to Mr. Dono's house, sir" Tian said. He then took Juna into the car.
"Good, sir." After putting Tian's groceries in the trunk, the driver immediately entered the car on the steering chair. Then drive the car at a moderate speed. "Wh, sir, where is Abim speaking? What's left at the mall?" he asked when he realized that there was no presence of Abi in the seat next to Tian.
"He's gone home first, sir," Tian said.
"Oh."
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30 Minutes later, Tian's car finally stopped in front of Dono's modest house.
Soon, Juna and Tian got off the car. The boy was carrying a box of jewelry and carrying a red bag containing formula. Before arriving, they had stopped at one of the minimarkets.
"Assalamualaikum Miss Della!" yelled Tian while knocking on the door. Because the door was closed.
"Dedek Silvi is sweet, Brother Juna is playing! Let's open the door, honey!" juna knocked on the door.
"You looking for Miss Della and Mr Dono?" asked a woman who passed by the house and stopped her steps when she saw Tian and Juna.
The two different men of that generation instantly turned their bodies and stared at him.
"Yes, Mom, who is this mother?" tian asked as he watched the woman.
"I'm his neighbor here, sir." The woman pointed across the street, there was a simple whitewashed house there. "It just so happens that Mr. Dono and Ms. Della are not home, sir," he added.
"Where?"
"I don't know. But it's like a long journey, because they go early in the morning and ride in a car," explained the woman.
"What about Dedek Silvi?" ask Juna.
"Yes." Yeah." The woman nodded.
"Yes, thank you very much, yes, ma'am," Tian said.
"Together, sir." The woman nodded, then continued her footsteps and passed away.
"We sit down first, Jun, Papi will call Om Dono."
Tian invites Juna to sit together on a chair on the terrace of the house. The boy complied, only he chose to sit on Tian's lap. There were two empty plastic chairs.
"Assalamualaikum Mr. Dono," said Tian when his call had been successfully lifted by the other side. Earlier yesterday he had asked for Dono's number directly, so Tian kept it now. "It's me, Tian."
"Greetings to Mr. Tian" said Dono from across the street.
"I'm the same Juna is in front of Father's house, but says the neighbor here ... Mr. and Ms. Della left with Silvi as well. If you can tell, where are you going, huh?"
"Oh. I'm coming home, sir."
Tian sontak. "Back home?! So you're not going to Jakarta anymore?"
"Yes to Jakarta again dong, sir. This is at least a week in the village" replied Dono.
"A long week, sir, what's going on in the village? And why didn't you say it first, anyway? Though I miss Silvi, '" Tian said sadly.
"Juna also misses Dedek Silvi, Pi!" Juna spoke out loudly.
"Yes, Juna also misses Silvi, sir," Tian added.
"I'm sorry, sir, I went home in a hurry, so I forgot. Because I got the news that my sister passed away" explained Dono.
"Inallahi. How could my brother die? What pain?" tanya Tian was curious.
"His lizard poisoning, sir."
"Can't we get lizard poisoning?"
"Yesterday he and his friends are here hunting lizards. Continue after they can all process it into a bakwan, continue to be eaten but—"
"Yes. It was vomiting, uh fainting immediately."
"I'm sorry, sir."
"Yes, sir."
"Yes, yes, sir, I'm the same Juna wants to go home first from the house of the Father, assalamualaikum." Rather than his stomach returning nauseous from hearing Dono's story, Tian would rather just end it.
"Greetings hallaikum."
Tian turned off the call, then pocketed the flat object into a bag of pants. "Jun, let's just go home from here. You see Silvi brought Om Dono and Bu Della to the village," explained Tian with a tone of invitation.
"Which village, Pi?" ask Juna.
"But I don't know." Tian shook his head. He himself forgot to ask.
"When do they get home? Tomorrow?"
"Say the hell a week."
"But, very long. Juna hunted in SD dong," annoyed Juna with pursed lips. "When Juna was very upset with Dedek Silvi, he wanted to lick his cheeks, Pi."
"Later tomorrow Papi asked again Om Dono. Now we'd better go home, go to the orphanage. Our money's not donated there yet." Tian stood up while lifting up Juna's body, then took her and carried her into the car.
The boy inevitably complied, although to be honest he was very sad mixed with disappointment. Because I couldn't meet that baby.
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Back to the mall.
I don't know how long Abi's been sitting on the toilet. But clearly, it started from a fried banana that is difficult to remove, until finally managed to get out even by giving a pain to the lips wrinkles.
However, after removing the fried banana as big as a fist, in fact Abi still survive in his semen. That's because now there's a new fried banana that has come out and it's very diluted.
Abi's stomach really hurts not shipang, so does the waist and the heat that was so burning on his wrinkled lips.
I want him to finish it all, then get out of there. But it was very difficult because Abi could not stop pushing.
"Geez, what the hell did I eat this morning?! How can you ambrol like this p*ntatku," his grunts annoyed. Then reach into his suit pocket to pick up the phone.
After turning on the flat object, Abi was surprised by the round eyeball, because it was written at 18:00 there. And soon it will enter Magrib's time.
"God! Just be right. I hung out on the toilet until I wanted Magrib," he muttered unexpectedly while shaking his head. "This is automatically I was left with Juna and Tian. They must be ... Eeugh!" Abi's words stopped because again he strained, then took out a diluted fried banana.
Drrrt ... Drrrt ... Drrr.
Shortly after, his phone shook. There's a call coming in from Aulia.
Immediately, Abi lifted it up, then attached the flat object to the right ear.
"Hello, Mas, where is Mas now? How come Magrib hasn't come home yet? Don't tell me I'm gonna have a chat with Nissa!" cecar Aulia who sounded angry.
"I'm stuck in Aul's toilet. You should come here and help me!" namel Abi while glaring.
"Stuck in the toilet?! You mean to get the keys in the toilet?"
"No. I have diarrhea" replied Abi. "Quick come to the mall in West Jakarta. Central Park, Aul. Also buy me diarrhea medicine and ointment to cure blisters" he asked.
"Kok did you tell me? Why don't you just tell Tian or Juna? They go with them he said."
"I'm asking you for help because there's nothing I can do help Aulia!!" furious Abi while glaring. His wife does sometimes talk a lot if being told.
However, immediately Abi felt his head twitch. His vision also blurred and twisted, so he unconsciously dropped his phone. Then it was overtaken by its own body and made it fall on the floor.
Bruk!!
Slowly his eyes closed, Abi fell helplessly unconscious without pants.
"Mas! You why? What's up?!" yelled Aulia who was still in the phone line. He also heard something falling from across the street.
...Jun ... disobedient you, Jun, noh Your papi is powerless in toilet 🙈...