A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere

A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
The Fatimah


Like his two brothers, too,


At the age of 6 months, fatimah also often ask for the strange" on andri


On Saturday andri wanted to go to teach to Sdn Harapan Bangsa but he was confused by the fatimah who had seen difficulties with his teacher's clothes


"why you, baby??" andri asked his wife


"don't know how hard it is" replied Fatimah to her summation question


"it is obviously difficult" Andri said to his wife


"why" asked fatimah while looking at her summation


andri held his wife's hand


"you don't see what that big one is" said Andri as he pointed at his wife's distended stomach


"oh yes" replied Fatimah smiling


"kalo so wear the robe dah, I want you to quickly come out dong gk patient father nih" said andri while talking to his wife's stomach


"yes patient father yes" replied fatimah while stroking her stomach


then they went to Harapan Bangsa


arriving at Sdn Harapan Bangsa


"assalamualaikum" said the two


"waalaikumsalam" replied all the teachers


then the teacher" asked the two of them


"why do you wear teacher clothes but kok bu fatimah wear a robe pa???" ask the 1st grade teacher


"the teacher's clothes do not fit sir, so I recommend using a robe" replied Andri


"oh yes sir, I want it to be okay" asked the 2nd grade teacher


"what is buk" answered andri


"parents adek andre barn is upset right???" ask the 2nd grade teacher


"yes he is my brother" answered Andri


"father can meet him with me, I'm a big fan with him" said the 2nd grade teacher


then fatimahpun pouted to see her husband talking to the rather flirtatious teacher


"bang" said fatimah while glaring at her husband


"yes, what the fuck" answered andri while shocked to see his wife's eyes


"oh yes buk if you want to meet him he can also today" said Andri to the 2nd grade teacher


"Seriously sir" asked the 2nd grade teacher


"yes I can call now" answered Andri


andri called his second brother


"Hello,assalamualikum" said andri


(iya waalaikumsalam) answered andre


"today's brother broadcast gk???" ask andri


(Negak ndri saturday sunday brother holiday) answered andre


"oh, so gini bang no one wants to meet the brother at school brother want to not meet him" said Andri while explaining everything


(yes2 I'll be excited in a moment) replied Andre


rahma then asked her husband


"you want to go bang" asked rahma to her husband


"yes, andri's school is all over" replied rahma


"i'm going with ya" said rahma


"no, no" answered Andre


"i'm not the one who wants to come, but our son" rahma asked her husband


"well, but I took a shower" answered Andre


"don't have to be this handsome" said rahma


then Andre who is still like a PUNK child was forced to obey his wife said


"let's go" said Andre, taking his car keys


"okay my husband" replied rahma, winking both eyes


arriving at the hope of the nation, they also get off the car


"assalamualaikum" said the two


"waalaikumsalam,astagfirullah" replied everyone then in shock


fatimah who was shocked to see her brother who was glamorous joined with the PUNK children


"jeez brother, kok brother same this jerk man, where bang andre" asked fatimah to his second brother


"no way, this is what brings the car to the top villa" said rahma with a frown


"so this is bang andre???" ask Fatimah to her second sister


"yeah, he made this artwork" replied the monk to his youngest brother while stroking his stomach


then everyone laughed


then the 2nd grade teacher was confused between wanting a photo with him or being run over by his wife


"so this teacher bang, who wants there to need to be the same brother" said Andri


"oh yes there is a need for what buk" asked Andre to the 2nd grade teacher


"sorry yes buk I want permission, I want a photo of my mother's husband, I'm fans loh" asked the 2nd grade teacher to rahma


"yes not long ago2" replied rahma in a cynical tone


"iya buk hehehe" replied the 2nd grade teacher


then the headmaster came to the teacher's room and saw someone taking pictures


"what is this" the principal asked


"not what2 buk, just between idols and fans doang" replied andri


"who is this" the principal asked while looking at andre


"my branch is buk" answered andri


"oh,andre Gudang Galau ya" the principal while approaching him


"wow, hello handsome, number wa dong" said the principal


andrepun's mouth trembled when he saw Rahma


"ehemm,ehem" rahma approaches the principal while removing the deheman


"who are you" the principal asked


"his wife is, why am I happy, and this is her son" said Rahma, pointing at her stomach


"i can ask you something" the principal asked rahma


"can I take a photo of your husband pliss" pinta head school on rahma


"it's been a while" replied rahma in a cynical tone


andre and Rahma went home


"sad sorry for me" Andre said to his wife


"yes" answered rahma with a frown


In the hope of the nation


andri who was teaching did not have the heart to see his wife who was very difficult to sit it, then he asked permission for the principal to go home


"god pity my wife" andri said


"excuse me,assalamualaikum" said andri


"yes, waalaikumsalam" replied the principal


"my bus asked permission yes, I want to take my wife home" pinta andri told the principal


"i don't have the heart to see my wife is very difficult to sit, so I want to take her to another place" said Andri


"not what2 sir, it's important I'm satisfied" replied the principal


"satisfied with the point" asked andri


"Can take a picture with Andre Gudang Galau" the headmaster replied while showing his brother's wallpaper


"thank you, buk" said Andri while laughing to see the picture of his brother at the headmaster hp


andri came to Fatimah to take her away


"honey let's go home" said Andri


"kok can only be at 09:00" replied fatimah while looking at school hours


"i'm actually looking at you really hard if you want to sit, so we better go jalan2 how do you want gk" asked andri


"yes" replied fatimah


andri took the car and left


"we're going where" said Andri


"i want to go to monas" replied Fatimah


"ready boss" answered andri while kissing his wife's stomach


then they went to Monas


arriving at monas andri immediately parked his car and went down


"ayo dear" said andri


"yes" replied fatimah


arriving at monas fatimah directly to the craftsman


"i want a bang" pinta fatimah to her husband


"okay yaudah" answered andri


"the raw gate is 2 yes, which is very spicy" said fatimah to the craftsman


"okay buk" replied the rancher


5 Minutes later, the rujakpun


"this is sir, the square bus" said the craftsman while giving it to the two of them


"come to eat" said Fatimah to her husband


"iya" answered andri while swallowing her saliva


then they ate his prajaknya, andri who was astonished to see fatimah very fast eating his spoon while he just ate 5 pieces of fruit


"sad you ate it so fast???" andri asked his wife


"yes yes, there are those who help" replied Fatimah to her husband's question


"who helps" asked andri


"this is inside" replied Fatimah as she pointed at her stomach


"you're cravings" asked Andri


"iya hehehe" replied fatimah


then Andri forced to eat his spoon because he did not want his son drooling and unwanted happened


"it's over" Andri said


"my stomach hurts yeah" andri sat up


"why bang" asked Fatimah to her husband who looked strange


"i go to the toilet first huh" said Andri while holding his stomach


"yes" replied fatimah


finished dr toilet andripun out


"it's over" Andri said


"ease bang" asked fatimah


"already" answered andri


then his stomach mules again up to 5 times to the toilet


"jeez the stomach pain up to 5X" said Andri while walking


"oh yeah bang I want to ask for something" pinta fatimah to her husband


"what" answered andri


"ayo, then fatimah pulled andri to the salon" here


andri thinks his wife wants to go to the salon for treatment


"the baby is my husband please make like a clown yes" pinta fatimah at the salon employee


"yes, I'm buk" replied the salon employee


"where are you going" asked Andri


"this is my wife's request" replied the salon employee


"jeez I'm so what is this" murmured andri


then Andri thought he would divermak like andre, so tried to think casually


half an hour later andri was already divermak but became a clown


"how much does it cost" asked Fatimah


"150 buk actually, but because my mother was cravings I give 100 aja" replied the employee


"you must be craving again" whispered Andri to his wife


"you are my husband" replied Fatimah


then they went home, together andre's serpeti yesterday, Indri's mother also hit on a broom


"assalamualaikum" said the two


"waalaikumsalam" replied mr. hendra & bu indri


seeing his third daughter-in-law, she was shocked to see him with a clown


"who are you, how dare you touch my son-in-law, you fucking basics" said bu indri to the clown (andri)


"stop, stop ma" this is me andri mama's third son


"so you andri" said bu indri


"you are so" asked ma Indri


"just ask my wife" answered Andri, pointing to his wife


"kok she can do it" asked bu Indri to her third daughter-in-law


"i don't want to, but he" replied Fatimah as she stroked her stomach


"what cravings again" asked mr. hendra & bu indri


"iya hehehe" replied fatimah


"jeez our three children have been strangely made by their respective wives2" said Ms Indri to her husband


"that's right, yesterday andra so mules2 mules with his wife, andre became a punk child with his wife, now andri became a clown with his wife" answered pak hendra


"By our grandchildren2 ma,kan mama who said he wanted to hold a grandchild" said pak hendra


"yes, yes" replied Indri