A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
The August 17 Race In The Park
On August 17 at the house of Hendra they had guests to attend a competition event in the park
"someone knocked on the door, please see who" Andri said to his wife
"yes" replied fatimah
then Fatimah opened the door
"excuse me assalamualaikum" said the guest
"iya waalaikumsalam" replied fatimah who opened the door while holding a syifa
"what's wrong" asked Fatimah to the guest
"this is not an invitation for the race to commemorate independence later at 09:00, this is for sir andri, this is the same I entrusted to mr. andra and mr. Andre" said the race committee while giving the invitation
"thank you" replied Fatimah
"same buk" replied the committee
after the committee went fatimah closed the door and returned to the living room
"who comes fatimah" asked Andra to her sister-in-law
"this is an invitation to join the race at 9 am, this is for bang andra and this one is for bang andre" replied fatimah while giving an invitation to his two brothers-in-law
"thank you" answered andra & Andre
"look at the bang" asked her husband
"nih" answered andra while giving the invitation to his wife
"yes I also saw dong bang" asked rahma to her husband
"nih" answered andre while giving the invitation to his wife
"the invitation to commemorate the 77th independence day for father andre and wife" Rahma was reading the invitation
"kalo ngajak kaya's wife yelling huh bang???" andri asked his two brothers
"that's all right" answered Andra
"that's for sure" replied andre
then Andre explained about his wife's dream last night
"oh yes I want a story" Andre said as he rubbed his face
"definitely each other's wives' nightmares2" asked Andra
"the same row is also her nightmare" answered Andri as she hugged his wife's shoulder
"what a dream last night" asked Andri to her sister-in-law
"i dream of my husband becoming deaf" answered Aisyah
"i thought my husband's dream was blind" replied rahma
"i wish my husband's dream had become gago" replied Fatimah
"but suppose we are like that kira2 how yes" asked Andri to his two brothers
"isn't it a doain, bang?? ndri??, but if that means we are one package" answered andre to his two brothers
"do you mean one package bang??" andri asked his two brothers
"it is also possible that among the shortcomings we are just one person, so bang andra knows the language andri but I understand my language, then I do not understand the language andri but bang andra know the language andri, andri,if I'm both the same andri so if andri say I do not understand the language, if I same bang andra doang bang andra doang, doang,suppose there's a bang address andra I hear this guy talk while this guy I'm not squirming the road so I can just go north I say west, so anyway we have to be three" andre answered to everything
"right" answered andra
then Andra invited her two sisters to go up to the top terrace
"oh yes we go over yuk" asked Andra to her two sisters
"definitely old memories" said Andre
"that's for sure" answered Andri
"oh yes we three want to go over you here just yes" said the three husbands to their wives2
"yes" answered the three
then they went up to the top terrace
arriving at the top terrace
"wih the scenery below" said andre to his brother and sister
"yes, too" answered andra & Andri
"long ago I was smoking since marriage" said Andra then took out a packet of red MARLBORO from his pocket and turned on a match with a match
"it's also true that anak2 is still a child" asked Andre as he pulled out a pack of SAMPOERNA mild from his pocket and turned on a match with a match
"yes, too, but what the hell is not for the wife and child" answered Andri while taking out a packet of DUNHILL from his pocket and turning on a match
then they asked each other" about what race they would take
"oh yes btw on what race" asked andra on his two sisters
"i think the most balloon jog race with my wife, eat crupuk, futsal use negligee, pull mine, and the last one is definitely climbing betel nut" answered andre while reading the invitation
"futsal calories with negligee I know what negligee to wear" Andri said to everyone
the three of them whispered to each other
"come here nduk all" said Andra to his two sisters
"definitely the negligee the wife made the first night" asked Andre to everyone
"yes it is certain" answered Andri to his two brothers
"okay we tos first" asked andra to her two sisters
then the three of them to each other
"oh yes have sneakers right" asked Andre to his eldest brother
"yes have dong" answered andra
"the curtain of his shoe collection is all pantofel" said Andri to his brother
"yes" answered andra
"btw already at 08:30 nih mending we ready2 to take the negligee" andre said to everyone and then turned off his cigarette butts in the ashtray
"yes" the two answered while turning off the cigarette butts
then they entered each other's rooms
Seeing her husband enter the room of Rahma who was astonished immediately followed her husband
"oh yes brother nitip he first yes I want to see him why he went into the room" said rahma while leaving his daughter to his eldest brother
"yes, here you are as aunty as before" replied Aisyah by accepting her nephew
in the room andrepun already got his first night with his wife and then smiled remembering the old moment
"jeez, this historic negligee that I unbuttoned" andre said
andre was shocked to hear the door open
"geez open the door again, I went in first ah to the plastic" andre said
"you did bang" asked rahma to her husband
"not why2in anyway" answered andre, smiling at his wife
then Rahma saw the white package in her husband's hand
"what is that in your hand" asked rahma to her husband
"not what2" answered andre
he felt that he had been caught with the cigarette package and was honest with his wife
"okay this is my cigarette" Andre told his wife
"oh so you're smoking???" ask rahma
"yes, I'm smoking" replied Andre
"i just found out how I feel when I've seen you smoke" asked rahma
"so get married until I have a child I was forced to stop smoking, eating it I was on the top porch three of it just want to smoke" answered andre
"bang andra and her father Syifa also smoked" asked Rahma to her husband
"yes, there is a red MARLBORO bang andra, a rokok andri DUNHILL while I am your husband SAMPOERNA mild" replied Andre
"it is important not to smoke near the child2 if they are still small" said rahma to her husband
"yes baby, oh yes you are ready2 for the race later" replied andre smiling at his wife while asking
"yes I also want to be ready2" replied rahma
then they all went to the park
"it's all set" asked Andre, the other
"dong" answered everything
"that's black plastic" the wives asked
my husband is looking for another reason
"oh this is the color for the pinang climbing race" replied the husband
they also leave for the park with children" in the stroller
In the street, Fatimah asked her brother and sister-in-law both
"oh yes rahma sama bang andre this time yes if you have twin strollernya be made two yes" asked fatimah to her brother and sister-in-law
"yes yes, fat" answered Andre to his sister-in-law
"sampe is written again on the stroller their full name is yes" asked Aisyah on the two couples
"let's know aja kak if this strollernya god, kalo this strollernya goddess" replied rahma to his eldest brother
"preferably bang andra ngaku aja same kak aisyah, you also ndri ngaku aja same fatimah" said andre to two brothers
"i wonder what ndre" asked Andra to her second sister
"yes, what a bang" asked Andri to her second brother
"yes it must be about cigarettes, the problem was in the room I saw SAMPOERNA mild had my husband but I said if you were smoking not near anak2 lah" replied rahma in detail
"what are your cigarettes" asked Aisyah to her husband
"MARLBORO red, really what rahma said earlier as long as not near anak2" answered andra
"kalo kau" asked Fatimah to her husband
"DUNHILL, it's true that said brother rahma was from not near anak2" answered andri
the three wives also told their husbands to smoke cigarettes near their wives
"let's have you smoke in front of us, how much your men smoke" the wives told the husbands
"but anak2 how" asked the husbands
"the stroller they shut down" answered the wives
then the husbands liven up their cigarettes" with the matches
"this is how ibuk2 is" asked the husband
"my husband is cool when he smokes" replied Aisyah
"my husband is also cool about smoking" rahma replied
"my husband also the torn bread looks handsome" replied fatimah
"let's walk again mumpung, already want to be close to the park" asked the husbands
"iya beib" the wives replied
then they continued their journey
arriving at the park
"finally up" said everyone
"the bus was climbing pinang what monas brought here very high" said andre to his two brothers
"that's why the height is not playing" replied Andri
"welcome the handsome gapak2 and the beautiful ibuk2 kept his cute son2" said the committee on the three families
"it can be" replied the husband
"yes, I can do it" replied the wives
then there's a committee of flirtatious women on andra, andre, and andri
"wih pak andra,pak andre, sama pak andri more handsome aja" said the woman
"this is the race what the hell mbak, the competition commemorating independence or the women's committee race to be the actor" asked the three wives to the women's committee
"sorry yes buk, the problem is that the stock of this handsome gakap2 is rare" replied the female committee
"alah2 do not need to make a fuss anymore" said Andre to everyone
"that's a sign of jealousy bang, if jealousy is a sign of love" answered andri to her second brother
then the other committee started the show
"okay first race is joget balloon gapak2 & ibuk, the condition is the balloon is not to break yes" said the committee
then 10 couples went in
the race was followed by a couple, andra, andre and rahma, andri and fatimah, up to 7 other couples
it also started 10 pairs of jogets
after that the lombapun is finished
"okay the winner is Pak Andra and Ibuk Aisyah" said the committee
"we won dear" asked Andra to his wife
"okay the second race is the ibuk2 cracker eating competition" said the committee
after the cracker eating competition was completed panitiapun announced
"okay for the winner of the cracker eating contest is rahma mother congratulations ya buk" said the committee to andre's wife
"it's the same thing" replied rahma
"okay the next race is the futsal race pak2 using a ibuk2 negligee" said another committee
"let's go to the locker room" Andra said to her two sisters
"okay ready" answered andre & andri
then the three of them headed for the garden bathroom
after they finished changing their clothes, they went out of the garden bathroom
"oh yes our husband where the hell" asked Aisyah to her two sisters
"that's three people using our negligee who it is" asked Fatimah while pointing at 3 men wearing negligee
"it's not our husband" asked Aisyah to her two sisters
"my god my husband wears a very funny negligee hahaha" said rahma while laughing at her husband
"yes yes hahahaha" replied the fatimah who also laughed
"but what my husband wears is a negligee that I wear that's negligent on my first night" whispered aisyah to his two sisters
"that's also what my husband wore when I had the first night that the negligee opened the same way he buttoned it" Rahma replied to her brother's whisper
"it was also a negligee that I wore on the first night with my husband, but at that time my husband was still wearing wedding clothes until morning" Fatimah replied to the whispers of her two brothers
then the committee announced the father's futsal race" using a negligee
"okay after this there is a race gap2 main futsal using negligee" said the committee
then the women's committee said the thing that made Andre's wife glare
"pak andre wear a more sexy negligee yes if you can know the number wa ask dongbkalo not be second wife is not what2 dah" said the committee of women while blinking one eye
"so nice recipe this women's committee made a sprain of dr earlier" shouted rahma who was right behind the committee
"oh sorry buk, the problem is that the product like a mother's husband is only 1 doang hehehe" replied the committee with a laugh
then the futsal race began
"andri is the goalkeeper, andre is the striker, let me be a defender how to agree" asked andra to his two younger siblings
"okay" answered andre & andri
the game played by 6 people and 6 opponents began
35 Minutes of futsal game is over
"iya hurore the game was played by Pak Andre and his team with a score of 3:0" said the committee
"hore we won a bang but I bang" Andre told his eldest brother
"i deliberately made andri the goalkeeper let him catch the ball quickly" answered andra to his second sister
"yes must have been brother snatch the ball from the opponent read out his mind" asked andri on his eldest brother
"yes" answered andra
after that ibuk2 tugatan race
"okay after this tug-of-war competition for ibuk2 whose husband played futsal earlier" said the committee
"okay ready" answered all ibuk2
"waduh our opponent ibuk2 fat all over again" asked Aisyah to her two sisters
"yes, yes" answered rahma
"our bodies are gk contains very big brother while they are very big" said fatimah who saw his body that is visual irene red velvet
the tugang kumupun race begins
"1 2 3 start" said the committee and release the rope
seeing the tug-of-war race, Andri asked" his two brothers
"this is like the word cockfighting, between the chickens his opponent turkey" asked andri on his two brothers
"not ndri but whales against anchovies" said Andra to his youngest sister
"but whatever wins who is also the power of God" answered andre
the tugang kulupun race is over
"well we lost brother" said fatimah to his two brothers
"yes" answered rahma & ayesha
then the three of them approached their husband
"well we lost" the three wives told her husband
"already what 2 win lose it's natural that the name is also a match" replied andre to his wife and two in-laws
"okay the last race is a pinang climbing race but there are interesting dr this race loh" said the committee while giving a puzzle to the participants
"what is it" asked all the participants
"who can reach the top of the prize only for himself" replied the committee
"follow the climbing pinang bang" asked Andre to his brother
"kalo I don't ah" replied Andra as she shook her head
"you're ndri" asked Andre to his sister
"i'm not slippery either" replied Andri
"i'm the one who's coming" said Andre
"hati2 bang" asked rahma to her husband
"god willing I am heart2" answered Andre, with a sweet smile
andrepun headed for the bathroom to replace the negligee with his color pants
after coming out of the bathroom andre gave the negligee he was wearing to his wife
"it's your dear negligee" said Andre, smiling at his wife
"thank you" answered rahma
"the buset is a big field chest" asked Aisyah as she glanced at her sister's husband
"it can be aisha" answered Andre to his sister-in-law
"bang andre bosom field really" asked fatimah to her sister's husband
"you don't fat, ask your husband to open his torn bread, I've been there first" replied the visual man Cinta Brian and went to the last race
The eyes of ibuk2 and the women's committee were also fixed on andre who walked on the field to the pinang climbing race
"jeez sir andre gantengnya not playing" said ibuk2 first
"yes, I am very grateful that rahma could ever sleep with him" replied ibuk2 second
"jeez sir andre I am grateful to see the chest of your field" said the committee of women who were unaware that the microphone was still on
"this person wants to be a really rich actor" said rahma who was already emotional with the committee that made him upset earlier
"my sister has to be treated again" asked fatimah to her second sister
"but he made an emotion out of it" replied rahma
"okay pinang climbing race starts from now" shouted the committee
all 2pun father competing to climb each other pinang tree midribs that are 2 times the height of the electricity pole
seeing that there are 6 fathers" who are carrying royong andrepun immediately stepped over the six fathers" and immediately climbed the peak
"bismillahirrohmanirrohim" andre batin then stepped over the six gapak2
"yes it's still high and try if I'm alone" andre looked up and tried to climb up to the top
participants and spectators were surprised to see andre who could climb all the way up without any help
"this buset is what a slippery lizard stealth is so manageable" said another participant
"that's who's looking at his face because it's full of oil" asked the audience
"that's who his face is very faint because of the oil" asked Fatimah to her second brother
"i don't know either" replied rahma
"when it was fitting he stepped in 6 tak2 it was still high to make it up, he bang" asked Aisyah to her husband
"that's why I'm surprised too" replied Andra
arriving at the top andrepun pull out the red and white flag and throw the gift2 in front of his wife
"what is this 1 dus indomie thrown at me" asked rahma to her brother
"don't2 on top of that father the twins again" said Aisyah to her second sister
then one slop of cigarettes sampoerna mildpun thrown by andre to his wife
"let alone this, one slop of shampoo mild" asked rahma to his sister
"means right above that bang andre" replied fatimah
after all the gifts have been thrown andre in front of his wife and brother until his brother-in-law andrepun gave the code so that the audience until the participant stepped out of the place and toppled the tree
"one two three" andre sat down by shaking the tree's midrib
#!#gubrakkkk!#!#
pelepah pinangpun fell and andre immediately brought the flag before his wife
"it's a pity I present this independence flag to you" said Andre with a unyu2 smile
"thank you bang" answered rahma no less sweet when smiling
"let's take a photo first for the winner" said Andra while taking out her phone and taking pictures of her sister and sister-in-law
"free style" asked andra to her sister and sister-in-law
then the female committee was envious to see the couple being photographed, and then andre saw the female committee and approached her
"if I had a picture with her" the women's committee said
"sadly I took the same photo of him as if he was pouting just like that" asked Andre to his wife
"it's okay2" replied rahma
"want to take a photo of me too" Andre told the women's committee
"indeed gk berated the same father's wife" asked the committee
"i have asked her permission, besides you are also pouting kasian lama2" answered andre
"seriously sir" asked the committee
"yes" answered andre
then the female committee asked the other committee to take a photo of her with andre
"mas please take a picture of us dong" asked the committee
"yeah" replied the male committee
"1 2 3 okay" said the men's committee
"free style" asked the male committee
"thank you, ma'am" answered the committee
andre then washed his face and went home to get his car
"this is a lot of gifts I go home take the car first yes" asked Andre on everything
"yes" answered everything
when he arrived at the house his mother asked his second son who was like a color ijo
"assalamualaikum" said andre
"waalaikumsalam, kok you are rich in kolor ijo aja ndre" replied indri and then shocked to see his second son who only wears the color
"i want to take the car doang ma, you want to pick up the same gifts all" said Andre
"pick up what gifts" asked the woman, Elizabeth Christine
"the prize for climbing betel ma, so I won the same pole climbing futsal race with a negligee" answered andre
"so all the race prizes were made there on the betel nut climbing" asked bu Indri
"yes, I want to pick up another one as a gift" said Andre then headed to the garage
"yes already this afternoon another kasian overheated later" replied bu Indri
andrepun pulled out his car and headed to the park to pick everyone up
arriving at the park
"tumben is a bit old ndre" asked andra to her second sister
"that mama said I was rich in color ijo everything" answered Andre as he climbed on top of his car and sent all the gifts he had received to be passed on to his car
when you're done you tell the others to go up
"let's go up" said Andre who had opened the car's steering wheel door
"kok gift same stroller you taro over" asked andra on her second sister
"yes if I taro back later no one will fit the passengers" replied Andre who had turned on his car engine
"it's all over" asked Andre to the others
"already" answered the others
"anak2" asked Andre to the others
"god is the same as me if the goddess is the same as her" answered rahma to her husband
"this is the goddess bang" said Andri who was holding her nephew
"the same inspiration is the same as the mother" asked Andre while glancing at his two in-laws through the glass of his car
"here they are" answered aisha & fatimah while raising her child
"okay sip, bismillahbornrohmanirrohim" said andre while turning on the music in his car and stepping on the accelerator
while the car was running, he was still upset about the race
"i was surprised by the female committee, already know that people already have a wife is still tempted" said rahma who is still upset it issued unek2nya
"there is no need to talk anymore proof that I am tame as you pray" replied Andre who was next to his wife
"but fatimah if suppose that andri joined the climbing betel was not your brother is angry but you are also loh" said andre to his sister-in-law
"you can bang" asked Fatimah to her brother-in-law
"yes, it is clear that the bread is torn 6 pieces of it all" answered andre to his sister-in-law
"but thank goodness my husband didn't come" said Fatimah
"yes my husband is also not coming" Aisyah replied to her youngest sister's words
arriving home
"finally up" said Andre while turning off his car engine
ms Indri who was sitting on the terrace saw her second son's car had come and headed towards them all
"jeez, this is a great gift" asked Bu Indri to his second son
"iya ma this is all the gifts ma" answered andre
after that they open the gift" and share it