A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
I'm Not Ustadz
When the first tarawih prayer will be held the mosque's marbot is anxious because the ustadz is sick and cannot lead the tarawih prayer
"why do you keep quiet" the newly arrived Udin asked the marbot
"i am confused mas udin pak ustadz is sick again, who is the lecturer and priest prayers this tarawih" replied the marbot to the congregation
"there is no other ustadz that can be contacted" udin asked the marbot
"it was 5 ustadz I called, he said there was a lecture at another mosque" replied the mosque's marbot
"i know who could be the imam and speaker for the replacement of Mr. Ustadz" udin told the marbot
"who would you know??" marcel asked udin
"that's andre" udin replied to the marbot
"the son andre haji hendra right" the marbot asked udin
"yes" udin replied to the marbot
"assalamualaikum" the new karyo came to greet udin and the marbot
"waalaikumsalam" replied the marbot and udin
"mas karyo I can ask for help" said the marbot to karyo
"ask what you can do if you can find out" Karyo asked the marbot
"i want to go to the house of hajj indri" replied the marbot to karyo
"what about the house of haji indri??" karyo asked the marbot
"want to ask her son-in-law" replied udin to karyo
"depending on which son-in-law is from not his wife andre, you can be beaten up later" karyo smiled at udin
"who would wish to apply for his son-in-law ma'am haji indri, I need andre now to replace pak ustadz lecture at the mosque" the marbot told karyo
"oh,lagian mas udin ngaco said" Karyo said to udin
"yes we've gone first yes mas karyo" marbot and udin pamit
"iya hati²" replied karyo on udin and marbot
Marbot and Udin went to Andre's house
"kira² si andre want to be an imam and lecture at the mosque??" udin asked the marbot
"i think I can, the problem is that he broadcasts radio aja good" replied the marbot in udin
"yes, that's why the same radio broadcaster ustadz" udin doubted the words of the marbot
"we'll see" the marbot assured udin
Arriving at andre's residence
"assalamualaikum" said the marbot from the outside
inside the house
"later if tarawih do not lari², if lari² mama sentil later" rahma advised his son
"yes mama" the goddess answered her mother
"syifa is also in front of mama aja, do not runi²" fatimah also advises her son
"yes my mother" replied Syifa to her mother
"oh yeah rich deck some say assalamualaikum" said rahma to his youngest sister
"yes, my sister, I opened it first" replied Fatimah as she walked towards the door
"assalamualaikum" the marbot and udin say hello again
"iya waalaikumsalam" replied Fatimah as she opened the door
"there was a mas marbot of the same mas udin" fatimah walked towards the pager
"oh yes mbak fatimah, I want to ask mas andre there is not??" marbot asked fatimah
"it's in the mas" replied Fatimah to the marbot
"can you please call me mbak, I want there need to be the same mas andre" pinta marbot on fatimah
"let me tell my sister for a while" Fatimah went back inside the house
"who's the deck that's coming" Rahma asked her youngest sister
"that's the same marbot brother who came" replied fatimah to his second brother
"why did they come here??" rahma asks her youngest sister
"nyariin bang andre" replied fatimah to his second brother
rahma then goes to the room
"what's looking for you??" fatimah said to her husband
"who if I could know??" andre asked his wife
"mosque marbot is the same" rahma replied to her husband
"yes, I met you first" andre went out
Arriving outside
"mas udin mas same as the marbot there is something I can help" said andre to them both
"gini mas andre, I want to ask for his help" the marbot replied to andre
"what help if I may know" andre asked the marbot
"gini mas, pak ustadz is sick I want mas andre replacein pak ustadz to become an imam and lecture in the mosque" replied the marbot to andre
"what, I'm lecturing and becoming an imam in a mosque, is there really no other ustadz??" andre asked the marbot
"it's been 5 ustadz I call said they have a schedule at another mosque" replied the marbot to andre
"yes I've taken the peci and the sarong first" andre pamit went inside
"yes" answered udin and the marbot
"kira² what clothes are suitable for me yes" andre looking for clothes that fit
"dad why buru²" the god asked his father
"father is looking for a suitable outfit" Andre replied to his son
"it's not a favorite koko shirt of the father" said the god to his father
"this is my favorite father, but my father is looking for a suit" answered Andre to his son
"it's not like you don't have a suit, if you look for a suit in your room a lot" the god told his father
"smart boy, you will leave the same om aja yes, father again buru² to the mosque" andre smiled at his son
After wearing the peci andre went to Andra's room
"assalamualaikum" andre knocking on the door
"waalaikumsalam" answered andra as she opened the door
"what's the matter if you can tell??" andra asked her second sister
"can borrow a suit not bang" replied Andre to his eldest brother
"do what" andra asked her second sister
"make use, bang for a while" answered andre to his eldest brother
"what color is it" andra asked her second sister
"black bang" answered andre to his eldest brother
"wait a minute" andra went into her room
"om andre wants to borrow father's suit" answered Andra to her son
Andra gave her coat to Andre
"nih dre" andra gave his suit to his second sister
"yes, thank you bang" answered andre to his second sister
And then Andre came out
"ayo mas udin,mas marbot" andre was ready to invite them
"yes" answered udin and the marbot
The three of them went to the mosque
"lest I just say to the treasurer of the mosque, the prayer tarawih this time insyallah will be led by almukarom ustadz muhammad andre" udin told andre
"don't say that my mas is not ustadz" replied Andre to udin
"yes we have seen later how mas andre so the priest continues the lecture, if the sound is good we can borrow next week" said the marbot to andre
"other ustadz people, they also need a schedule, besides the reason I'm now is because Mr. ustadz is sick, just pray that he will recover quickly" replied andre to the marbot
Arriving at the mosque
"assalamualaikum" andre,marbot and udin greet karyo
"waalaikumsalam" answered Karyo to the three of them
"how did mas karyo come to other worshippers" andre asked karyo
"alhamdulillah already half mas andre" replied karyo to andre
"yes let me go in first yes, you want to see the arrangement of the treasurer of the mosque" said andre them all
"yes" answered them all
Inside the mosque
"assalamualaikum" andre greeted the treasurer and bilal
"waalaikumsalam" replied the treasurer and bilal
"so how do you know the arrangement, who is the prayer officer tarawih now" andre asked the treasurer of the mosque
"iya mas andre, I have written the order of his officers for the priest and the khotib is mas andre while bilal mas syaiful" the treasurer replied to andre
Masjidpun already full of male pilgrims² and women and treasurer announced
"assalamualaikum wr,wb" the treasurer of the mosque greeted all worshippers
"waalaikumsalam wr, wb" replied the worshippers
"On the eve of the first tarawih prayer I will announce the tarawih prayer officer this time who insyallah will be led by our brother almukarom ustadz muhammad andre and bilal muhammad syaiful" said the treasurer of the mosque to all worshipers
**Life Line**
"the prayer leader's bang andre is that??" andri asked his eldest brother
"andre's name is a lot of ndri not just the andre doang" answered andra to his youngest sister
**female Line**
"the priest's brother prayed bang andre ya" fatimah asked her second brother
"the time of the deck, not maybe ah" rahma does not believe in his youngest sister
"after all the name of andre is a lot of decks not just his father's twin doang" Aisyah told his youngest sister
Andrepun started his tarawih prayer as much as 8 rakaat according to the direction of bilal
after finishing 8 rakaat andre gave a lecture at the pulpit
(Assalamualaikum wr,wb) andre greeted the worshippers
(waalaikumsalam wr, wb) replied all the worshippers
**Life Line**
"it was bang andre at the pulpit" Andri said to his eldest brother
"meaning he was wearing my suit just to be khotib turned out" answered andra to her youngest sister
"don't make a fuss we just hear the sermon first" hendra advised his two children
**female Line**
"that's bang andre at the pulpit" fatimah told her second brother
Seeing her husband standing in the pulpit rahma shocked
"jeez kak means the prayer priest was my own husband dong" said rahma to his eldest brother
"but the sound of her father's twins is good also the deck fitting so the priest prayers earlier" Aisyah praised her sister-in-law
Andrepun continued his sermon
(what a wonder why I became a priest and a preacher, I am honest this is actually not ustadz but I am only trusted as a priest and a preacher for today) andre said to all worshipers
(this time I will give a sermon on the theme Never Toying with the Name of Marriage,why do I carry such a theme because now a lot of people from teenagers to adults are no longer afraid of God,many now the men² and women fornicate wherever the important place they are free to relate without any bond of marriage, which is what makes the devil to open the gap to mislead people, he said,but brother² all of you if later the child was born a lot of obstacles that he will face is if the child was born son² he will not get inheritance from the father, he said,born again his sister continued his father died then this brother could not be a guardian for his sister, he said,continue when he died the bin he took it from his mother not his father if the son was born son², he said,when this child is born a woman he continues to marry his guardian it is not the father but the judge, eat him brother² all of you do not once²nya do before the day H, H,a few short sermons from me baratitaufik wal hidayah wassalamualaikum wr,wb) andre gave a short sermon
"waalaikumsalam wr, wb" replied the worshippers
After giving the lecture andre led the prayer of the witir according to the direction of bilal
After completing andre and the family went home
"almukarom ustadz andre, a good name for you dre" said andra to his second sister
"I'm not an ustadz bang, I'm just a substitute for ustadz doang" replied andre to his eldest brother
"oh yes sir andre if my adopted son is if suppose he married or he died using bin yanto or not" inem asked andre
"if he dies or gets married said son of SARINEM, because you are the same yanto not married but the yanto has abused you, he said he had already tried before the day h" answered andre on inem
"so he can't be a guardian for my son, can he??" inem asked andre
"of course not nem, wali make ningsih it's the mind of his biological father, his father the budi or his brother the budi yang²" answered andre on inem
"i just know you sir if it turns out that there are people who use their mothers only doang father who can" said Inem to andre
"someone's wearing mom's nem" andre told inem
"who sir" inem asked andre
"Prophet Isa Bin Maryam, Maryam was a holy woman and then got a revelation from the angel Gabriel that he would be given a son², Maryampun was surprised and said to jibril,so far no male² has touched me and I am not a prostitute how can I give birth to a child" answered andre on inem
"continue the story of the prophet that sir andre knows what??" inem asked andre
"adam and Eve were cast out of heaven for eating the fruit that God had forbidden" Andre replied to inem
"you know nem why men² has jakun" rahma asked inem
"no" replied inem to rahma
"because adam choked on eating the fruit" andre told inem
"why women can breastfeed" fatimah asked inem
"no" replied inem to fatimah
"that's because the air ate 2 of them and the mother could breastfeed her child" andre told inem
"lu lama² rich ustadz ya dre" said the favor to andre
"gua has said bud cave is not ustadz" answered andre to budi
"bang andre is not rich ustadz, but ustadz is rich bang andre" said andri to his second brother
"hahaha" everyone laughed