A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere

A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
Inem Buy a car and learn to drive


after 3 months of working as a radio broadcaster on Sunday, he opened a piggy bank of 65 million in 3 gallons and wanted to buy a car


"finally it's done too" murmured Inem who had just put all his money in the bag


"i asked Mr. Andre first time yes where to buy a car" inem satin


then inem took his bag and went to Andre's house


"assalamualaikum" said inem who was knocking on the door of the house


"waalaikumsalam, eh inem" replied Aisyah who opened the door of the house


"eh ma'am Aisyah, I want nanya sir andre there is buk" asked inem on aisyah


"let's go in" replied Aisyah


they come in


"his father was nyari tuh" said Aisyah to her sister-in-law


"who's sister" asked Andre to his sister-in-law


"this is inem" answered Aisyah


"what is nem while carrying a bag so want to go home your village" asked Andre on inem


"no sir" replied inem


then the three husbands and wives were shocked when Inem opened the contents of his bag containing the money


"this sir I want to ask for help where to buy a car yes I want to have a car" asked inem to andre


"jeez that's a lot of money" shocked everyone while rounding his eyeballs


"oh you want to buy a car with money is good dong" answered andre on inem


"depending on what you want new car nem used" Andra told inem


"how much new kalo kalo kalo kalo how much" asked inem on everything


"new calories hundreds of millions of times the former tens of millions" answered Andre on inem


"yeah dah sir" said Inem to everyone


"i've taken you to a used car dealership" replied Andre


"others go with gk" asked Andre on the whole thing


"follow" answered everything


then they all went to deliver the inem to a used car dealership with their innova car


"ayo nem up" asked Andre to inem who had been driven


"inem in front of me" said rahma to inem


"thank you, buk" answered inem and got in the car next to andre


then they all left


"your money is how many nem's in the bag" asked Andre on inem


"65 million sir" inem replied


"this car if in my village already includes rich people sir" said inem to andre


"the hell of a time" asked Andre on inem


"yes sir" replied inem


"you're in a drunk car no nem" asked Andra on inem


"i don't drink liquor if I get in the car sir" replied Inem


"i mean my brother, you vomit not if you ride a car for example AC or speeding" said andre on inem


"no sir" replied Inem


then Andre stepped on the gas from 40 to 100 on the highway to make inem afraid


"jeez sir, my pack's car is still alive sir, I'm afraid sir" yelled inem at andre


"it's normal, nem" answered andre casually


then you arrive at the car dealership


"finally up, noah the car dealer" Andre told inem


"i'm still alive sir" asked inem to Andre with a still terrified expression


"you're alive nem, let's get off" replied Andre who had gotten out of the car


then inem and the others got off the car


"waduh bang andre did not expect yes already so the father still dared to speed the speeding" said fatimah to his brother-in-law


"yes his father twin mah origin bring a car that stepped on gas only never stepped on the brake" Aisyah continued her youngest sister's word2


"important fast to the goal, it's not dear" answered andre while linking his eyebrows in front of his wife who had glared at him


"yes, yes" replied rahma with eyes still glaring at her husband


"maybe Vin diesel Fast and Forius, can be beaten the same brother yes" asked andri to his second brother


"maybe also ndri, do not drive a fight even better than Bruce Lee" said Andra


"let's go to the dealership" replied Andre with a casual feeling2 only


then they get into the dealer


"good afternoon I can help you" asked the dealer's employee to all of them


"again want to choose2 sir" answered andre


then inem saw there were 2 antelope cars, the front of Kijang Super G and the back of Kijang Grand Extra 1.8


"this is how many sirs" asked inem while pointing to the extra 1.8 blue grand antelope


"that's 35 million buk" replied the employee


"this kalo sir" asked Inem while pointing at the super g antelope of the color of ash2


"that's 40 million buk" replied the employee


"what a difference sir" asked Andre to the officer


"the kalo kijang super g already has a camera, kalo grand extra 1.8 there is no camera sir" replied the employee to andre


"choose which one is yes" said Inem, pointing at the two cars


"the 40 nem" answered andre to inem


"that's 40 sir" said inem to the employee


"well, there are no requirements" asked the employee inem


"this pack already exists" inem replied while providing the terms of buying the car


"wait a minute" asked the officer inem


"yes sir" replied inem


a few minutes later the employee gave the key and bpkbnya to inem


"nih buk key and bpkbnya" said the employee while giving the key and bpkb car


"yes sir" replied inem


"please sign this" asked the officer while giving the handover paper to inem


"well sir" replied Inem and signed the handover


andre asked inem


"you can drive nem" asked Andre on inem


"not yet sir" inem replied as he shook his head


"nem you want to learn to drive with him or my wife" asked Andra on inem while holding the shoulder of her second sister


"sama ma'am ayesha sir" replied Inem


"nih buk" replied inem while giving the car keys to Aisyah


"nih ndri innova you only bring" said andre while giving the key to the innova car to his youngest sister


"iya bang" answered andri while receiving the key


"sad you want to come home with andri aja yes, I'm the same bang andra want to join inem learn to drive" said andre to his wife


"yes bang" answered rahma


then rahma, andri, and fatimah came home while andra, andre helped teach inem to learn to drive by aisha


"here's the key brother let me show you everything the same inem" asked andre to his brother-in-law


"nih" replied Aisyah then gave the key to the car inem to her sister-in-law


"this is nem, this is the name of the speed meter, this small gasoline meter if 2 arrows is a signal if you want to turn left and right, this is a signal if you want to turn right,the one below the right gas is the middle brake left clutch, which is like a stick is gear or gear, so the one in front of the hand brake, hand brake,that kind of tv is the screen when you want to park,the hole under the steering wheel is the key place if it is not directly alive but we push again new life after living the key will return to on, on,well now aisyah brother who taught you the usefulness and how to use it" said andre in detail and then gave the key to his brother-in-law


then they all got into the car


"this is the process nem key we go into the off first run out it to on and then push again, no already live the car" said Aisyah while turning on the car engine inem


"keep going" asked inem on Aisyah


"we stepped on the clutch first just plug the 1st gear, we stepped on the new foot brake we push the hand brake, then stepped on the road gas right" replied aisyah on inem who had run the antelope car owned by inem


"i don't think you've chosen this car" asked Andra inem


"kalo in my village sir who has a car like this has been said to be cool, if the person who has an innova car that is carried with him sir andre speeding earlier it is already including the richest man sir" answer inem to andra


"when nem if I take my car to your village how to nem" asked andre inem


"in my village there is no car like having a big pack andre it can be said if you have a car like that what the term is now Crazy Rich" replied inem


"varying nem income in the city and in the village, like the innova car that I had brought was not my car, but had my late parents my wife" said andre told inem


"but the car is at Mr. Andre's house" asked inem to andre


"it was a car at home so as not to be idle at his house my wife nem" answered andre


"indeed the car since when was there in the house of Pak andra" asked inem on Aisyah


"when we honeymoon six, that also brought his father twins, so much more than before" replied Aisyah inem


"jeez sir Andre can be so crazy, bring a car" asked inem to andre


"i can also slow down if I bring a car nem, if I bring my wife and my son2 gk speeding, when my wife is still 6 months pregnant I take it slowly" replied Andre


"waduh sir andre very dear same mom rahma yes" asked inem to andre


"he is not dear to doang nem's wife, he is also dear to the family" andra answered this question


"you can sir" asked inem to Andra


"when my wife, his wife, and fatimah gave birth to him, he also went to the hospital, me and Andri later arrived at the hospital" answered andra


"you keep learning" asked Andre inem


"yes sir" replied inem


then alternated with Aisyah


"nih nem now it's your turn to try" said Aisyah on inem while turning off the car engine


"yes, I'm buk" answered Aisyah


"oh yes her father is twins in front of her already" asked Aisyah to her sister-in-law


"i don't want to teach his theory" Andre told his brother-in-law


"it has been replaced by twin father that already includes TEMPERATURE" replied Aisyah with a smile


then Andre moved forward and became a teacher for inem driving practice


"kok sir Andre ahead" asked inem to andre


"still mending here nem rather than me driving" answered andre


"it's nem" asked andre on inem


"already sir" replied inem


"wear safety belts" said Andre


"already" answered inem


"turn the engine on" Andre said


"already" answered inem while turning on the engine of his car


"step on the clutch, pass on the 1st gear, step on the brake, take off the handbrake, step on the gas slowly" Andre told inem


"oh, that's the way, sir" replied inem


"after a few meters of walking, step on the clutch again move to gear 2, lower the one under the steering wheel to the right down" said Andre


"oh want to turn right sir" asked inem to andre


"yes it's the lamp after his name" answered andre


"raise again to the middle so that the lights should turn off" said Andre on inem


"oh yes the arrow lights off, if we want to turn left how sir" asked inem to andre


"that's you go up again in the direction of the top, but not in the up there gk gk no bend to the left" answered andre


after 2 hours of learning how to drive inempun bring it to his home


"it's home sir, kalo want naro in front of the house how sir" asked inem to andre


"you pull the red one behind the steering wheel" replied Andre to inem


"so the lights should be two-fold alive sir" asked inem to andre


"that if you want to park nem, we have to turn on sein 2 function it nem, then you step on the clutch again gear oper to R which means backward,look at the back of your car continues to turn left the gas continues, pass the teeth to 1 turn right, back again continue to your house is visible on the screen stop neutralizing the teeth to the middle, back again turn right,pull the brakes off the engine" answered Andre while teaching inem how to park the car


then they all got out of the car


"thank you sir Buk has taught me" said inem


"same nem" they all answered


then they all went home


"assalamualaikum" said everyone


"waalaikumsalam" answered Andri who opened the door


then they all come in


"oh yeah how bang the inem learned his car" asked Andri to his two brothers and then sat on the sofa


"lumayan understood, but he needs to be trained again for at least another week or two" replied Andre


"but the inem car is delicious to make anyway" said Aisyah to everyone


"in fact, the problem is that this antelope car engine is stubborn, I have a real proposal" answered andre on everything


"then what ndre" asked andra to her second sister


"we will have a car 2 how if we joint buy a car antelope grand extra 1.8 blue color that 35 million" answered andre


"it can also be good" answered Andri


"you mean joint venture, so the car is ours together" asked andra to her second sister


"right bang so we joint venture, bang andra 10 million, I 10 million, andri 10 million, kalo 5 million mending 3 ibuk2 this" answered andre


"i have 2 million" said Aisyah


"i'm 1.5 million" said rahma


"i'm also 1.5 million" fatimah said


"so yes tomorrow afternoon we go home from work, we go to the dealer, we leave we ask for anterin use the car inem, all we teach inem bring the car malam2, agreed" asked andre on everything


"along" answered everything


then they all agreed to a joint venture to buy a car