A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
Tarawih to 15 Special Sermons From Andre
in the morning Ustadz and the marbot came to Andre's house to talk about something
"assalamualaikum" ustadz pressing bell pager house
inside the house
"oh yes sri there seems to be a guest try you see, who comes" said the mother indri on sri
"good big lady" replied the sri and left the house
then sri came out
"waalaikumsalam, find out who is father²" sri asked ustadz and marbot
"i ustadz and this is the mosque's marbot, I came here to find andre" replied ustadz to sri
"take it if you know who it is" the marbot asked the sri
"i'm the housekeeper" the sri replied to the marbot
"the problem is I just squirm anyway" the marbot smiled at sri
"then go in first yuk, pak ustadz" sri invited them in
the three men entered the house
"assalamualaikum" greet ustadz on pak hendra and bu indri
"waalaikumsalam" replied mr. hendra and bu indri
"what is it about ustadz here" hendra asked ustadz
"so this is the hajj sir, the hajj mama, I mean to come find andre" replied ustadz to pak hendra
"again in the room just came home" said Ustadz
"oh yes sri please call andre dong" said bu indri on sri
"yes, big lady" replied the sri and headed towards Andre's room
"assalamualaikum, this lady is me sri" sri knocked on the door of the room
""waalaikumsalam" rahma opens the door to the room
"what's sri??" rahma asked sri
"this is madam, there's a man looking for Mr. andre" replied the sri to rahma
"ntar first yes" rahma returned to the room
"why did Sri come here??" andre asked his wife
"she said someone was looking for you" Rahma replied to her husband
andre then approached ustadz and the marbot
"what is it that mr. ustadz is looking for me" andre asked ustadz
"gini mas andre, at the time of the first tarawih night you will lead the prayers and sermons, I want to be the 15th night you again who leads" replied ustadz to andre
"why do I have to be Mr. ustadz" andre asked ustadz
"everyone likes the way your talk is like the beginning of yesterday's tarawih" replied ustadz to andre
"the second night until last night was not me who led but other ustadz sir ustadz also lead, why tonight should I sir ustadz" andre asked ustadz
"that also makes me confused, not that I want you a hypnotist yes but according to my neighbor's mother², I think,the lecture you said was as if² was hypnotizing them and they always told me, the most exciting lecture was only the first tarawih when the andre was not ustadz,his prayers are eloquent and his lectures exceed kyai" replied ustadz to andre
"well mr. ustadz, I want to lead prayers and lectures later tonight" andre agreed with ustadz's offer
"then I say yes mas andre, pak hajj, mbak hajj, and mbaknya assalamualaikum" ustadz and marbot pamit return
"waalaikumsalam" answered everything
After ustadz and the marbot returned home he asked andre
"indeed sir Andre was a prayer priest" sri asked andre
"it was the first tarawih time" answered andre to sri
"oh yes yes, my wife was born 15 ramadhan, later tonight will be the 15th and tomorrow the 15th ramadan, I already know the theme of the lecture later tonight" andre smiled while remembering the birth of his wife
"sir why smile² himself" sri asked andre
"not sure if I'm looking for the theme of the lecture later tonight" replied andre on sri
"what do you want to talk about??" mrs Indri asked her second child
"the name is secret of the time in tau tau, later the night mama also know" answered andre to his mother
"i'm curious about Sir andre's talk??" sri said to andre
"later tonight you know" answered andre to sri
"oh yes, big master, he is big today want to break the fast using what??" sri asked mr. hendra and ma'am indri
"i want iced fruit if you can same rahma to the market buy fruit and other ingredients, I do not like the ice fruit that buy so" replied mr. Hendra on sri
"indeed, why the big master does not like the ice fruit that is bought so" sri asked Hendra sir
"my husband and I are used to it like that sri, if you buy it so sometimes sweetness if you make it yourself sometimes sweet fit" bu indri answered the question sri
"if master andre is also the same as the great lord and great mistress" sri asked andre
"i also don't like sometimes sweet²" answered andre on sri
"why don't you like sweet??" sri asked andre
"i drink bitter tea I like sometimes" replied Andre to sri
"right time" sri doesn't believe in andre
"drinking bitter tea while looking at my wife is already delicious" answered andre on sri
"mister andre can do it" sri chuckled
"that's not so good, so actually if we mostly eat sweet² we can diabetes, so I and everyone else prefer that, my brother and my sister look handsome right" andre said to sri
"sometimes if we eat a sweet² also sometimes make fat too sir" replied sri to andre
"that you know, I also because it is old sri so it must be reduced again sugar, and also cholesterol" said bu indri on sri
"yes, my great mistress knows" replied sri to ma'am indri
rahma came to them all
"oh yes sri to yuk market" said rahma at sri
"up in what car ride on madam's motorbike??" sri asked rahma
"up on the bike is the same as me" replied rahma to the sri
"yes my mistress taro first her broom" sri put a broom outside
After that, rahma pulled out the motor
"ayo sri" the ready rahma called sri
"yes ma'am" replied the sri and got on the bike
Then they went to the market
"can" answered rahma to sri
"oh yes madam I want to ask lady how many years have you been married to mister andre" sri asked rahma
"it's been 8 years" replied rahma to sri
"isn't it presumptuous, madam, but mister andre never angry with madam??" sri asked rahma
"no, my husband is a prankster sometimes² if angry same I never but if angry with people his emotions can enslave, he is the person does not want to see people suffer" Rahma replied to sri
"but I wonder rich there is a strange from mr. andra, master andre and mr. andri" said sri to rahma
"waduh don't² about their strength again" rahma thought for a moment
"what is it weird about them??" rahma asked sri
"if the lord andra could just read the nature of people from his face, if mister andre could make people who had been like this could be so, so,while mr. Andri can make people surprised because he ever caught the mistress of fatimah who wants to fall continues to come like a helper angel" replied sri to rahma
"maybe it's a coincidence" said rahma to sri
"yes it may be a coincidence" sri believed in rahma
Arriving at the market
"oh yes sri today open wearing what??" rahma asked sri
"so the big master said he wanted fruit ice but not fruit ice buy so but make it yourself" replied sri to rahma
"okayo, we buy fruit and ingredients²nya" rahma invited sri into the market
"yes mistress" sri according to
While at home
"alhamdulillah was finally finished as well" andri entered the house
"so where are papa, mama and bang andre doang here??" andri asked them
"your brother is the same again to the ndri market" replied andre to his youngest brother
"anak² where bang" fatimah asked her brother-in-law
"in their room fat, maybe play or take a nap" answered andre to his sister-in-law
"what's so much fun again??" andri asked his second brother
"ustadz same mosque marbot was abis came here" answered andre to his youngest brother
"why did you come here??" andri asked his second brother
"your branch will be told to lead prayers and lectures again" replied the mother indri to her youngest child
"great dong Al Mukarom we this one" andri smiled at his second brother
"tonight I want to bring a special talk" Andre told his youngest brother
"wow special again, I became kepo nih" andri knitted his eyebrows
In the afternoon when the fast arrives
all families break their fast after reciting prayers
"it really does not taste sweet and does not tasteless also ice fruit" hendra told everyone
"so I was still helped by a big master made it, she aisyah cut the fruit, her rahma who sugar-gratifying, her fatimah who entered the milk, I was just told to enter all the ingredients of the²nya great master" sri answered to hendra
"that they teach you how to make it, let later you can be alone" said bu indri on sri
"yes my great mistress knows, from tuan² and mrs² I learned a lot here to become a better person" replied sri in bu indri
"you didn't think the rich were stingy" Andra told sri
"fourth sir, but since meeting with tuan² and madam² precisely the life of the master and mistress looks so simple" replied sri to andra
"i also used to be a difficult person sri, alhamdulillah almighty to give us all this precisely we must be grateful for everything not boasted to the people of²" said pak hendra to sri
"yes, big master" replied sri to mr. hendra
after breaking their fast, they all prayed Maghrib
after the maghrib prayer!!
"oh yes dear if you join the tarawih later" andre asked his wife
"iya dong" answered rahma to his wife
"today I'm leaving first" andre told his wife
"why first" rahma asked her husband
"because I'm the priest" Andre answered his wife
before the adzan isya andre immediately went to the mosque
"i'd better go first" andre went out of the house and went to the mosque
after the worshipers of the mosque are full andre start praying with isya prayer then continue the tarawih 8 rakaat prayer
Finish praying tarawih!!!
(Assalamualaikum wr,wb) andre greets all worshippers
(waalaikumsalam wr, wb) replied all the worshippers
(Tarawih night this 15th I will bring a story with the theme C***INT**A*, just mention this couple named fulan and fulanah, just call it,this Fulan used to have a boyfriend at school but dropped out after they graduated, after graduating from school he went straight to work,when he came home from work he wanted to give flowers and wanted to propose to his girlfriend but the fulan was disappointed because his girlfriend preferred an old man or what we now call a striped-nose om²,the Fulan was disappointed once he threw the flower away and decided he did not want to date again,a few years later a woman in the hijab, the fulan, came to the fulan's workplace and she wanted to see who the fulan was, when they met the fulan saying the phrase 'O my goodness, the angel of his beautiful heaven is more than the angel of heaven' when the fulanah wants to go home the fulan takes him home to his house, when the fulan already knows the house of the fulanah,the fulan kept thinking about the fulanah he felt that this woman was very special in his heart,when the fulan finds out that the fulanah's mukena has torn the fulan bought the new fulanah the fulanah is very grateful to the fulan for his gift,last time the fulan wanted to declare his love to the fulanah but the fulanah replied 'sorry yes actually I have been betrothed and my future in-laws will come tonight to give a photo of his son*' the fulan returned home with a heartache and told his parents that he accepted being betrothed by his parents, when the fulan's marriage was arranged the fulan tried to forget the fulanah,but fate says otherwise that who married this fulan is the fulanah how happy after ijab kabul they both embrace and cry happily) andre tells his love story
After hearing andre's story all the worshippers clapped at him while Rahma cried out
"why are you crying??" sri asked rahma
"not what² really" replied rahma while wiping her tears
After finishing the prayer, they all went home
"oh yes bang kok kok rich is no stranger to the story earlier" said Andri to his second brother
"not foreign anymore, but can not be forgotten" replied Andre to his youngest sister
"definitely not a stranger that fit at the end of the story yes ndri" andra asked her youngest sister
"iya bang" answered andri to her youngest sister
"sir andre can tell the story, yes, the sound of the prayer priest is also good to hear" said sri to andre
"not only can the story sri but I already know this story" answered andre on sri
"from the fairy tale what is the story of romance" sri asked andre
"the fulan is me, while the fulanah is my wife,because this tarawih is the 15th and tomorrow the 15th ramadan so I tell the story of my struggle to get my wife and mukena I mean this blue mukena" andre replied to sri and then grabbed his wife's hand
"thank you" rahma hugged her husband
"sweetheart Sam²" replied andre as he tightened the hug
"oh yeah I forgot again,when the mother of the damaged brother kept bang andre was buying this mucus so Al Mukarom's intention turned out to be a great brother rahma next time the story about me dong bang same my husband" fatimah said to her brother-in-law
"depending on what the story was like when you met" answered andre to his sister-in-law