A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere

A Matchmaker Doesn't Go Anywhere
Ngerjain Pak RT Night


During the day they and their families were discussing the matter earlier


"strange is indeed the matter of the wind that you make it so severe that rt mengumpulin as many citizens as earlier" andra asked her youngest sister


"no bang, this is just them overstating this problem" answered andri to his eldest brother


"had not need to be discussed again, actually what is said is that this andri is right, they do not know that he can run and do the job quickly, he said,just last night was not the right moment" Andre said to his eldest brother


"yes also ndre but someone who does not know if we have the power to arrive² knows it must be shocked and excited too" answered andra to his second sister


"wait a long time ago it was rt,amanda, the same two fansip it would believe that you are a demon because you are running fast how if you work them" said andre to his youngest sister


"it's really also what her father said were twins, just their work" Aisyah agreed with the words of her sister-in-law


"yes sister was the amanda godain bang andre, how about he we work" fatimah asked her second brother


"yes sister is also upset to see the amanda godain your brother deck" rahma agrees with her youngest sister's question


"it is also true that the amanda was also his intention to pinch your child ndre" said andra to his second sister


"iya bang but I am also confused how to work the amanda what" replied andre to his eldest brother


"how aja bang what if later tonight I dandani so pocong later I jump² and give advice to the amanda let him not sedain brother again" andri gave an idea to his second brother


"can also tuh, and you say gini ndri same amanda do not disturb my daughter-in-law, if she had time to answer the question" andre agreed with the idea of her youngest sister


"oh yes our sister to the mini market yuk" fatimah invited her second sister


"why deck??" rahma asks her youngest sister


"shopping for children as well as powder for my husband to be a fake pocong" replied fatimah to his second brother


"is not coming??" rahma asks her eldest sister


"can deh??" aisha replied to her second sister


The three of them walk to the mini market while anak² at home


"oh yes deck bored not every day riding a car" Aisyah asked her two sisters


"bored too, sister, macet also sometimes on the road" rahma answered his eldest brother's question


"i'm also tired of sister" fatimah answered her elder sister's question


"do you want to have a motorcycle, right??" rahma asks her eldest sister


"yes dek" answered Aisyah to her second sister


"if bang andra wants to buy her brother what motorbike???" fatimah asked her eldest brother


"sister wants N MAX deck" replied aisyah to her youngest sister


"if you want a motorbike what???" fatimah asked her second sister


"the same deck brother wants N MA**X** especially if piggybacked with your brother must be cool" replied rahma to his youngest sister


"why we are all the same, I also want N MAX motor" fatimah told his two brothers


"what will we say to the husband as well" Aisyah asked her two sisters


"rightly, sister" replied rahma to her eldest brother


"yes, my sister is right too" replied Fatimah to her eldest brother


on the way, the three of them met with Amanda


"eh amanda" aisyah greeted amanda


"eh there is mbak aisyah,mbak rahma,mbak fatimah" the amanda replied to them


"where did you bring the plastic bag" she asked amanda


"i'm here to buy the latest horror film cassette named GRUDGE POCONG" amanda answered rahma's question


"from its name it's been spooky especially the film yes yes" fatimah pura² fear in front of amanda


"of course mr. rt or bu rt is not angry if you watch a horror movie only" Aisyah asked amanda


"no, no, no, no" said amanda to Aisyah


"if my husband doesn't like horror movies he said the horror movie is not nakutin but ngagetin and ngaggetin it's not the ghost but the sound of the film" said rahma told amanda


"what does he like about what movie???" amanda was curious about what Andre liked


"he likes mandarin action movies, he likes it best when the actor is bruce lee,andy lau, stephen chow, jackie chan" Rahma replied to amanda


"means mas andre likes to fight??" amanda asked rahma


"yes but he also likes romantic movies" Rahma replied to amanda


"what film is it??" amanda's getting curious


"bollywood movies, especially if the actor is Shahrukh Khan" Rahma replied to amanda


"wah did not know it turns out that mas andre likes bollywood movies" amanda was shocked to hear the answer from rahma


"oh yes amanda my husband also loves horror movies" fatimah told amanda


"right" amanda asked fatimah


"yes he has horror tapes such as child in the grave, suster shampoo, granny dipper, suster ngesot, kakek hoe and many more" replied fatimah to amanda


"oh yeah if mas andra likes movies what mbak aisyah??" amanda asked aisha


"if he likes quiz shows, if he no longer meets in the office he plays crossword puzzles on his laptop" answered Aisyah to amanda


"oh, yes, then I go home first yes, I can't wait to see this movie later tonight, the assalamualaikum" said amanda to the three sisters


"yes, waalaikumsalam" replied the three of them


then the three of them continued their journey to the mini market


"the cassette of the amanda was a vengeful pocong deck, what if his father syifa in the dance is even more sinister" rahma gave advice to his youngest sister


"it's also true that my sister said that the three of us are dancing to look scary" fatimah agreed with the advice of her second brother


arriving at the mini market


"child² food used to be a yuk that was bought by my brother" said fatimah to his two brothers


"yes" answered aisha and rahma to her youngest sister


the three of them shop as needed and go to the cashier's desk


"eh there's bu andra,bu andre, and bu andri" the cashier greeted the three of them


"we want to buy barang² this mbak" said Aisyah gave her shopping at the cashier


"oh yes buk pak andra healthy" the cashier asked andra


"alhamdulillah is healthy" answered Aisyah at the cashier


"bu andre the longer the more beautiful aja, equally rich sir andre the longer the more handsome also ehh sorry" cashier keceplosan on rahma


"it's okay² thanks if you say my husband is handsome, as long as you don't grab him" replied rahma at the cashier


"it's true that brother said" fatimah gave 2 thumbs up to his second brother


After the mini market, they went home


"your grandfather don't be fierce² dong" aisyah seduced her second sister


"how not fierce brother, if he says rich like that" replied rahma to his eldest brother


"kalo according to me galaknya brother bang andre is different loh, kalo brother is fierce right if anyone calls² name bang andre near the sister because naturally bang andre is her husband's sister, if anyone calls name bang andre near the sister,if bang andre is ferocious if you see bad people oppressing weak people,moreover, at that time the same mother stella she said² rough same brother obviously aja bang andre did not accept because she loves the same sister" fatimah gave small advice to her second sister


"iya deck thanks his advice" rahma salutes at the speech of her youngest sister


"kalo about the real husband of the husband of the three of us is handsome² loh, mama the same papa is also good with us, mama and papa that includes the replacement father and mother loh dek,papa once cried to see a photo of my father and said I promise to take care of your son² who has become my daughter-in-law like my own child" said Aisyah to her second sister


"yes, brother, I know" replied Rahma to her eldest brother


"yes" answered aisha and rahma to her youngest sister


Then the husbands met their wives on the street


"where are you going bang??" aisha asked her husband


"yes, I'm going to pick you up, they are too" answered Andra to his wife


"yes, where have you been going for a long time" andre asked his wife and two sisters-in-law


"this is a bang no one ran out of anger²" fatimah answered her brother-in-law's question


"angry why fat" andre frowned


"so the mini market cashier said, andre's mom is more beautiful, andre's dad is also more handsome, keep rahma saying not what² if you say my husband is handsome as long as he does not you snatch" fatimah answered his brother-in-law


"bang andre sama kak rahma emang a fierce couple yes, definitely the cashier got mentally due to the speech of rahma" said andri to his brother and sister-in-law both


"it could be his father's shifa" Rahma replied to her sister-in-law with a smile


"we go home and go to the afternoon" the husband told his wife


"yes" the wives answered her husband


They pardon their return home


arriving at home


"assalamualaikum" the six of them greeted everyone


"waalaikumsalam" answered everything


"where have you been for a long time" she asked her daughter-in-law


"so on leaving we want to go to the mini market, keep meeting with amanda and chatting for a while" replied Aisyah to her mother-in-law


"if chatting with the amanda is useless, the most discussed about the horror film" replied ma'am indri to her first daughter-in-law


"the amanda was a matter of wind last night was afraid how if in the same work fake ghosts he must be more afraid ma" said andre to his mother


"right you said ndre" replied ma'am indri to her second child


"so he had bought a new horror cassette called a revenge pocong" Rahma told her parents-in-law


"he bought another horror tape??" mr. Hendra asked his second son-in-law


"yes pa" answered rahma to her father-in-law


"since early in the morning just amanda nyamperin bang andre dewi directly melet😛 to him,pa,ma" said andri to both parents


"that means he does not want if there is someone who seduces his father" replied ma'am indri to his youngest child


nightfall arrived and the six of them were behind the patrol post and monitoring the house


"look rt sir and bu rt again out riding the motorbike, so this is aja andre,rahma,same fatimah pura² find si andri where andri said he went to pak rt's house from afternoon until now has not come home too, gimana" andra spoke slowly


"fit we ask² si andri come for sure amanda nanya did not see there pocong here, then we answer no one² right bang just the three of us doang" andre asked his eldest brother


"what you said ndre" answered andra to her second sister


Then andre, Rahma, and fatimah walked to the house while andra,aisyah, and andri were still waiting behind the patrol post


"assalamualaikum" andre,rahma, and fatimah knock pager house rt


"waalaikumsalam" amanda opened the door and headed towards the pager


"mas andre,mbak rahma,mbak fatimah why did you come here??" amanda asked the three of them


"so this is manda, in the afternoon the Andri said he wanted to go to the house of the rt sir to take care of something, but until now has not come home" andre started his drama


"but mas andri did not come here from this afternoon mas" said Amanda to andre


"well, so she brought a map of everything, this is my sister looking for her husband" rahma began acting


Behind the patrol post


"now you jump² ndri there" said andra to his youngest sister


"ready bang" without thinking long andri immediately jump² quickly to the front of the house rt sir


"po,po,pocong" amanda was shocked by the arrival of the pocong who jumped quickly to her house


"you were right dong amanda when you appointed my sister-in-law pocong" andre denied amanda


"it's behind fatimah pocong" amanda stiffened once again at andre


"no one² anyway, just the three of us doang" andre dodged


After that the fake pocong (andri) said something to amanda


"you never bother my daughter-in-law" a fake pocong alias andri told amanda


"ma,ma, I mean" the trembling amanda asked the pocong


"these two women are my child², and if you disturb my daughter-in-law this I do not hesitate² every night here hihihi" replied the fake pocong alias andri


"pocong!!!!!!" amanda ran to the door


"go where you are" andri jumped faster and headed for the door first


"ma,ma, forgive me" he trembled and wet the bed


andri opened her mouth and showed her false canines to Amanda


"haaa" andri opened her mouth


"ammmmmpun" amanda was getting scared and fainted


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andre, Rahma, and Fatimah approached amanda


"fainted huh??" andre asked his youngest brother


"hmm" andri nodded at his second brother


"lighten you to the back of the patrol post let me lift him in front of his room" andre spoke softly to his youngest brother


"yes" answered andri to his second brother


"so bad he's wetting again" rahma worried to see amanda's wet pants


"if it's rich this is how it's carrying" andre asked his wife and sister-in-law


"hankkul aja bang" replied fatimah to his brother-in-law


then Andre embraced amanda in front of his room tv


"incidentally he again watched a horror film, right if he told the same sir rt and bu rt surely they do not believe, and suspect as if² the amanda is wetting because of the film he watched" andre said to his wife and sister-in-law


"right bang" answered rahma to her husband


after that andre, Rahma and fatimah closed the door and pager paker pak rt house then returned to the back of the patrol post


"how successful ndre was" andra asked her second sister


"successful bang" answered andre to his eldest brother


"heard² said his father syifa the amanda wet the bed" Aisyah asked the three of them


"iya kak who was bang andre want to lift it to be hoeing, the pants are wet so" replied fatimah to his eldest brother


"then we all go home yuk" Andra said to everyone


"yes" answered everything


All their plans succeeded in cracking amanda