Amagi Brilliant Park's
V2 - Chapter 1 Part 4
“Your Highness, royal bodyguard Yisuzurch Saintlucia is here to give attention.” Maple Castle, in the center of the garden: Isuzu kneels on a large tiled stone in a roof garden.
“Thank you for coming, as always, Isuzu-san.” Latifah, who was talking to a bird perched on the branch of the Ilex pedunculosa, stopped, and smiled happily.
As the name suggests, a roof garden was built on the top floor of the castle. Under the beautiful stars, the trees grew lush and the flowers bloomed, kissed by the gentle night breeze.
The slender girl was standing in one corner of the garden. She had a pale complexion that looked translucent, golden hair that glimmered, as well as a long dress that floated like a breeze-blown reed.
“Close with me,” Latifah—sang slender girl—talk. “I've made tea.”
“Ahh...” Sento Isuzu, Alias Yisuzurch Saintlucia, has a complicated relationship with Princess Latifah: Latifah Fleuranza is the daughter of a magical kingdom named Maple Land. Of course, he had already sworn allegiance to her, and he served her with great respect; that was not the source of the problem.
The problem was Latifah remained fourteen years old for over a decade.
At the age of three or four, Isuzu met Latifah for the first time in a royal garden. Latifah was fourteen, then, and like a beautiful older woman. He crouched down in front of little Isuzu and said, “It's nice to meet you, Yisuzurch-san.”
Their next meeting was very far later on. Isuzu was sixteen, now, and taller than both. This time, the princess looked up at him and once again, said: “It's nice to meet you, Yisuzurch-san.” This time his tone was respectful, as if he was the one who met the older extraordinary woman…
Of course, this did not shake Isuzu's loyalty in any way. It only made him uneasy, how he couldn't tell her that he should respect her, or love her. If they had the chance to talk more intimately, should he talk to her as if she was older, or as if she was younger? Isuzu doesn't know.
Then, today, a new problem has arisen.
Your Majesty, Isuzu thought. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you. That human, very haughty, yet possesses some sort of mysterious power—How do you feel towards him? How do you feel about Kanie Seiya?
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...Park property: first employee dormitory, Land of Winchester...
In Macaron's room, where they had planned a binge watching Adachi Eiko's work, the atmosphere was like being on guard. When Tiramii happily presented the AV he had obtained, the image on the package did not look like Adachi Eiko at all.
PR manager Tricen had told them before that she was an adult actress named Anjo Erina. But ‘Anjo Erina’ is an older woman with a sizable belly who is not at all similar to Adachi Eiko.
“Surely...there must be an error, ron.” said Macaron, looking shabby. He spent the night until then with a can of beer in one hand, his white wool expanding in hope.
“Mii... I looked around to all rental shops and shops, but this is the only video featuring this actress, mii..” Tiramii replied with fatigue. His button eye was hollow, losing its usual luster.
“Ah, for what sake..so Tricen info is a mistake, fumo..” Moffle whispered. He poured himself a glass of hot water and another shochu, turned it over and groaned.
“But... how do you confuse the girl in the resume photo with a woman who looks like an open-weight Olympic medallist?! Is he blind, ron?!”
“Yeah, look.. we talked on the phone earlier, and it seems the picture I sent him was a little wide, fumo. His phone is old, and uses this strange algorithm..”.
“Then send her a proper picture! Tell Tricen to—”
“Already, fumo. He said he gave up. Can't find it, fumo.”
“Ron shit! How did this happen?!” Macaron slammed his beer can on the table.
“You didn't even meet him in person,” Moffle scoffed. “What makes you so upset?”
“Because you met him today pisses me off, ron! He is the inhabitant of a distant world where we will never be a part! Knowing that he visits our workplace heightens reality and trust! Surely you understand the delicacy of such a thing, ron?!”
“Hm, I guess..”.
“And now... and now... now I just stuck with sexual frustration, ron! You and Tricen are both so stupid, ron!”
“Hmm,” Moffle pensive dangerous. “I'm not sure I care about your tone. You can call Tricen whatever you want, but if you call me stupid.”.
As the atmosphere began to crackle between the two of them, Tiramii interrupted, trying to calm them down.
“Don't fight, you two! Let's just watch, mii! It may be out of the bargain for 480 yen, but it's still worth it, right?”
“That's no price, ron! Nothing, ron!”
“Moffu. Fat MILF is a bridge too far for me.”.
Replying to their condemnation, Tiramii simply tilted his head in confusion. “Aw, really? I can take it..”.
“You...” The other two are struck by Tiramii's infinite libido range.
Their grief permeates the first thirty minutes. But, soon, they enjoy themselves with booze in hand: American army operations in Somalia. An unexpected problem. A thrilling shootout. The Macaron has a 6.1ch audio system installed in its room, which adds to its animosity.
“Hmm, this film is really good, ron. This is a breakthrough in the zombie genre, ron.”
“What? But this is a war movie, fumo.”
“Not, this is a zombie movie. That's what author Sato Daisuke says, ron—Somali militias keep popping up, they wipe them out, but never stop, ron.”
“Oh! It really is like a zombie movie, mii.”
“I always cry when Gordon and Shughart die, ron. Oh, and also! The film made the M14 popular again. That gun was always a good shotgun, you know? But young people don't like wooden handles, so old-fashioned pictures are taken. But they featured the M14 with a polymer frame and Picatinny rails, and its realistic impact—”
And that's how they chat and enjoy themselves. Upset with the fight scene, crying over the death scene, talking excitedly about the detailed depiction of the weapon—Thanks to it, they all forgot about the unfortunate AV.
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...Park property: second employee dormitory, BT Land...
That night, Sento Isuzu sent an email directly to Adachi Eiko with caution:
《I am the secretary of the managing manager. For reference, can you tell me your stage name along with a list of previous roles from your previous company? We must take into account potential complaints from your agency that were previously in our hiring decisions. Of course, we will not share that information with anyone.》
He meant it when he said he wouldn't share it, but everything else was just a pretext. She could not stop wondering about it, and given what happened with Seiya that day, she doubted she would fall into a deep sleep. So, Isuzu strengthened his resolve and asked.
The reply came immediately. It contained Eiko's stage name, the number of her works, and a thank you for her previous interview.
《Thank you very much. We will immediately tell you if you got his job.》reply, then instantly also decided to look for one of the titles.
The title is “Friends Put*ng Gathered! Sucking All Night!”
Wait for. Whahuh?
Friends Put*ng? Sucking All Night? How depraved. It's insane! The whole world is crazy! Isuzu felt a chill piercing his spine as he tried to imagine what kind of human could think of that title.
The thought of typing it on his keyboard directly made him cringe, instead, he took the copy-paste path. Soon, the search results appeared. Not only DVDs, but some videos are also available for direct download. There are even some that are uploaded to YouTube.
“.....?” Waita minute. A youtube? That site doesn't allow adult content, does it? In any case, he had to see what was inside— with a trembling finger, he clicked.
The picture is of a farm somewhere. BGM country music stream (possibly public area) played.
A young sheep is nursing a mother sheep. Shaking, the sheep continued to suck as hard as he could.
“Oh, look! A baby sheep! Look how hard he sucked in there! Look atyou! You suck on put*ng Mama, huh?” The narrator sounds familiar. He is Adachi Eiko.
“Baby sheep is like a human baby,” she keeps telling stories. “They usually only give birth to one baby at a time. This little man is precious to his mother. It will grow quickly and full of energy! He might even be able to eat grass soon! Baby sheep really like ‘bar milk’ belongs to mama! Drink a lot and be big and strong, okay?” The story ends, but the video continues to alternate between various scenes of nursing sheep.
Then the screen went dark.
It was followed by a scene of piglets feeding on their mothers. “Oh, look at those pigs! All those brothers and sisters! One, two, three, four. oh, my goodness! This pig has ten babies! They're all fighting over put*ng mama! Well, don't push! Sip, suction, suction, suction!”
Next comes the sight of cows breastfeeding. Eiko-san narrated that one as well.
Then the view of the hamster who was breastfeeding. Eiko-san, once again, narrates that one.
Dog. Horse. Cat. Wild animals: Elephants, monkeys, and polar bears. There are even some weird breastfeeding scenes here. Just one mammal after another, after another, after another…
“All baby mammals are friends put*ng!” Eiko-san's voice calls out.
“They will suck together all night!”
Only after the full 20 minutes did the video finally end.
Isuzu looked at the black LCD screen for a moment with shrunken eyebrows and a slanted head. “AV...” he said slowly. “‘Animal video’?”
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