Disciple Bizarre!
Ch. 1 - Disciple

"Erza, wakeup! Erza!"

Crispy pecked at my forehead.

"Ah, good morning, Crispy." I looked up at my pet chicken.

"Gosh, you're this, all night playing games. Did you forget there was school today?"

"It's still eight o'clock. Fifteen minutes, yeah." I closed my eyes again.

"Oi, Erza!" Crispy pecked my forehead again.

"Yes, yes, I'm awake!"

Lazily, I went to the bathroom and washed my face.

Ever since I got the red star tattoo, I've been able to hear the sounds of animals. Mocking birds, snapping dogs, and insulting cats, I could understand what they were saying.

Yes, it was a curse that I got after the red star tattoo suddenly appeared on my body. A curse that to me is quite troublesome.

How not, all the animal sounds I can hear. Including the sound of ants screaming that I accidentally stepped on in the bathroom.

"Oi, man, how could you kill Daichi!"

"He is our village chief!"

"Responsible to you, man! Son and wife-"

CRAK UP!

"Haaah...."

Youunderstand?

My life has become unsettled since I got this curse. Every time they see a lizard, they always poach me. Looking at the cockroach, it always flew towards me.

It was worst to pass through the fish market. It was like hearing the screams of those who were being executed.

"Erza, I told you not to put a chicken in your room!" Mother kos scolded me.

"Ahaha, sorry, I made Crispy an alarm."

"It can't be!"

"Why can't chicken be put in, but can women be put in?"

"Because women don't shit everywhere!"

I'm chin-backed.

"How about this. When the time comes, I'll cut the Crispy and share the meat with you. As for the dirt, I will gather it as fertilizer, and sprinkle it in your garden. How's it?"

"Agreed!" Mother-of-sons greeted me quickly.

After that, I changed clothes and got ready to go to school.

"E-Erza... You're not serious about cutting me?" Crispy looks tense.

"We've been friends since you hatched, Crispy. I can't cut you."

"E-Rza...."

"I can't bear to cut you off, so I'll ask someone else for help."

"Oi!"

...×××...

"Dance!!!" The newly arrived Hoshi ran straight towards me. "Have you done any math PR?"

"It."

"Can you see?"

"No."

"Oi, don't be so stingy! We're classmates, man! Comeon!"

Seeing Hoshi blush, I felt pity.

"Yes, yes, this is see for yourself."

When I was about to give my PR, some students suddenly entered the classroom. They gave us all a condescending look.

"Huh, basic people fail. PR is still cheating. Embarrassing Subarashii High School alone." A bespectacled man who stood at the very front, spoke.

One of them took my PR book, and looked at the contents.

"What the fuck. You got a lot of answers wrong! So bad!" The girl student threw my book on the floor.

My class leader, Roman, walked up to them with a relaxed expression.

"What do you need here?"

"You're the class president?" ask the bespectacled student who is quite tall.

"Yes. Why?"

"Get out of this school. You damned students are just tainting the reputation of Subarashii High School. Don't come here again tomorrow. Understood?" The glasses student looked at Roman seriously.

"I'm sorry, the one who decided we could be here or not isn't you, but the principal. You have no right to throw us out, glasses." Roman replied casually.

"I've spoken to class B, C, and D. They all agreed, not recognizing you as students of this school. We're going to have a big meeting with the members of the OSIS to get you out of this school. Before that happens, I hope you're self-conscious, and leave as soon as possible."

"No...." Roman stuck out his tongue.

"Oi, awake! You're the disgrace of Subarashii High School!"

"Bodo...." Roman's relaxed attitude made the bespectacled man irritated.

A long-haired girl walked over to them.

"Umm... You just ignore us, okay? We're not interrupting, though. Let's just say we don't exist." Emili smiles.

"Where can it be. I'm allergic to fools like you. Move before you regret."

Yes, our class is not a class that contains smart students like other classes. Our class is just a group of students who have a curse.

Few students were smart, or even none at all.

"Then, why don't you kick out the students of Class 1-D? They're fools too, right?"

Class 1-D is mostly inhabited by students who enter through independent pathways. They are highly respected for making many donations to Subarashii High School. They are the ones who make Subarashii High School remain luxurious and well maintained.

"Where can I throw them out. They were great for Subarashii High School." The man allowed his glasses.

"Hee, didn't you say you were allergic to fools?"

"They're different!"

"Oh... So if the fool is rich you are not allergic? Hmm.. isn't that a double standard?" Emili continues to corner the Class 1-A chairman.

"The parents are the biggest donors in the school. They're important people! As for you guys, you guys are just a burden here! You guys didn't give anything to Subarashii High School!"

"What did you give yourself to Subarashii High School? Are you the race champion? Did you donate funds? Or maybe you already have an international Nobel? Wow, that's great! How many achievements have you contributed to Subarashii High School?"

The man was silent.

"Stupid, I've only been here ten days. I haven't given you anything."

"We are too. We've only been here ten days, so haven't given anything yet. Youunderstand?"

The man is grieving. I held back a laugh, amazed by Emili's speaking ability to the point of putting the Class 1-A leader to shame.

"Do as you like! But beware, if you guys make a mess, I will report directly to the principal! Remember that!"

The man then went with his followers.

The students of Class 1-F immediately cheered and thanked the girl.

"Thank you, Emili! You saved us!"

"You're so cool!"

"Emili, daicuki!"

I was amazed at the long haired girl. Ever since I knew her last week, I've been able to guess that girl is really good at talking.

"Emili's smart to talk, yeah. He must be in law." Hoshi put his hand on my shoulder.

"Not necessarily, I like animals alone is not sure to be a veterinarian."

"E-Erza... Do you like animals?" Hoshi stared in horror.

"That's not what I mean!"

"Do you like male cats or female cats?"

"I'm still normal, of course I like female cats!"

"You're not normal, Erza!!!"

"It's not so!"

I meet all kinds of interesting people here. There's Emili the good leapir. There's Roman the class president relaxed. There was also a friendly bald Hoshi.

Although sometimes troublesome, I am grateful to be able to gather in this strange class with all of them.