Disciple Bizarre!
Ch. 29 - Physical Examination

Once a year, Subarashii High School usually conducts a fairly complete physical examination such as eye tests, hearing, blood pressure, grip strength tests, footsteps, and others that can spend a full day. However, among all the examinations, the most anticipated by the male students is the test of height, weight, and measurement of chest circumference for women.

"Erza, how tall are you?"

"172cmn. How many lemons are you?"

"Call me Roman! I'm also 172cm."

"The highest means rock, yes. It's 185."

"Yes, the second Lev, 177."

Shuu came to Erza and Lemon who were chatting.

"You're so boring talking about the height of your fellow men. You're not curious about the results of the female physical examination?"

"Huh? Just height and weight, what do you do?" Lemon was not interested.

"Stupid, not that, but the size of their chests!"

Lemon sculpting instantly. "o-oh!!! It's measured too, huh?!"

"Of course!" Shuu turned to look at Erza. "You're also curious, aren't you, Erza?"

"Y-yeah, that's fine."

"Good, among all the girls, I most want to know the size of Sera, the girl with the biggest oppai in our class. If I'm estimating it, it might be an F-Cup!"

"Wooooooah!!!" Erza and Lemon round their mouths.

"Because of that, however, we have to get that paper. Okay?"

Erza and Lemon nodded.

"But how?" ask Erza.

Shuu immediately looked at Lemon.

"Roman, you go into the women's examination room, then steal or photograph the results of the examination."

Lemon. "O-oi! Where might I enter the female examination room! I must have been arrested!"

"You're a girl! There's no way you're being arrested!"

"My body is female, but it's male!" Roman squeezed his own chest. "I told you not to go in there!"

"Here you go, take it easy, you go to the girls' bath, right?"

"That's different again! I don't know the people there! It's here...."

Shuu patted Lemon on the shoulder.

"To fulfill the desires of single men in the 1-f class. I beg you. fight Roman." Shuu looked seriously. "You're just as curious, right? What is the size of Akemi? Giana's? The keiko? The emili? You want to know, right?"

Roman gulps.

"Yes, yes, well I understand. I'm gonna come over there, and steal the results of his physical examination."

"Good!" Shuu gave a thumbs up.

Erza looked at Lemon's chest. "What size are you?"

"Where do I know! I was chosen by the shopkeeper!"

"Oh."

The plan is mature. Lemon prepared to go out and sneak into the girls' examination room.

"Oi, what are the three of you planning to do?" Lev caught them.

"No-no, about that...."

"I already know, really. Show me that too, yeah."

"Oi!"

Not long after, Lemon came out of the examination room.

"Well, Roman why'd you come out?" ask Hoshi.

"You need to get the state documents" Shuu replied.

"State document?"

Erza whispered it.

"Oh!!! I wish Roman a success!"

Meanwhile, in front of the door of the female physical examination room, Lemon looked nervous to enter.

"Ah, I should just wear a skirt like the first day. If you wear long pants will be found out."

From outside, Lemon heard the babbling sounds of women. He put his ear against the wall to hear more clearly.

"Keiko! Yours turned out to be big huh, had so much that it was covered up!"

"He-stop Emili!"

"Akemi too, it's beautiful, pinter, the assets are also big. You want to steal all the men in class, huh?!"

"My tree is not big."

"Bigger than mine!"

"You're just a little girl."

"You're grateful to have a protruding chest, look at mine!"

"But you're tall and slender, Yurina! Your skin is smooth too!"

"Dam!!! Don't touch that part!!!"

Lemon who heard, her face immediately turned red.

"What kind of talk is this?! Are they not wearing clothes?!"

Lemon was hesitant to enter. He wanted to wait for the right time until all the students came out of the room.

"Roman, what are you doing here?" A girl patted him on the shoulder from behind.

It was Sera.

"Se-Sera! A-anu. I.. I...."

"You're eavesdropping, huh?"

"No, i...."

Sera smile. "It's okay. That's a normal thing men do. Yes, even though you're a girl now. So, what's your real purpose in coming here?"

"I. I. I want to know the results of the physical examination of the girls! Please, give me the paper!" Lemon looked down in front of Sera like a pervert.

"Well, I'll copy the results, and I'll give them to you."

"Eh?!!!"

"Why shocked?"

"You seriously want to give it?!"

"Jeez, it's just data, Roman. I give you a kok, wait here, yeah."

"Y-yes."

Sera went inside, while Lemon waited outside with a heartbeat.

"Oh, here's the result." Sera gave a piece of paper to Lemon.

Akemi 160s

The Shino 158

Emili 159's

Yurina 164's

Giana 162's

The Sera 165

Keiko 167's

Lullin 152's

Nana 132's

"It's...just their height?"

"Yes, the weight I didn't put on it, because it's a sensitive thing."

"Eh.. Then that's it?"

"His head?"

Lemon squeezed his own chest.

"Oh. If it's a secret, sorry, yeah. Can't."

Lemon bowed lethargic.

"All right."

"But if it's just my size, I'll tell you."

"Eh? What size are you?"

Sera brought her ears closer to Lemon.

"G-cup."

Lemon's mind instantly floated.

After which, Lemon returned to the physical examination room of the male disciples with empty hands. His face was very red.

The disciples were enthusiastic when Lemon came.

"How did it go?!"

"It's Sera F-Cup, right?!"

Lemon punched the wall.

"Basic stupid! I may have stolen the papers belonging to women. I'm the class leader!!!"

The crowd of disciples instantly dispersed.

"Well, not cool."