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Bonchap

Hi aunt. I'm grandpa, and this is the story of my life.

My life started from my flirtatious mother and my handsome and mighty Papi. Long story short they fell in love, got married, and eventually produced me. 

At first I was just a speck of semen racing to survive. It was the first competition in the history of my life. At that time, I had to swim around looking for Mami's egg. My rivals are many, numbering in the hundreds of thousands, and all are brothers like my manufacturer.. 

The first journey begins by entering a long, dark hallway. I had to break through a line of troops that evaluated us naturally. Those who cannot stand it will stop swimming, fall silent, and die. Good thing I included*****high quality, so out immediately skyrocketed straight at the speed of light. While my brothers there are very loose to use, there are not moving forward but even muters in place, and there is also diem while coffee. The types of kayaks that Mami says are called Astheno-spermia, or in human language means ****** that are not powered alias weak. ****** this type of kayak cannot be expected to produce fertilization. After all, if you succeed in fertilizing the gedhenya just be a diligent nyinyir netizen who comments but does not make sense.

Seeing my brothers falling down one after another, I started to get scared. With all my body, I sent telepathy to Mami to bless me as her son. Yes, the time I died here, I have never had a good mating. Anyway if already gedhe want ***** the same beautiful as Mami level. Do not want the same kind of tubers macem dedemit complex, read: Rubinem 😁.

It turns out that the mother's prayer is God's prayer. After tired of passing through such long obstacles, I finally managed to become The Last Sperm Standing. Huaha..  Thanks to Papi's DNA martial art embedded in the strong in my RNA molecules.

Be me hanging out in Mami's stomach nine months. For nine months it was not naughty. Dedek never kicked Mami's stomach. If again kidding, it's Mami who asked. Let Papi be careful he said. Especially the weird cravings..  The reason Mami doang is mah.

Once my organs have grown to perfection, it is time to welcome the world. That was the first time I cried. Seeing a bright light for the first time. After a long silence in the dark Mami's womb. I guess the hospital light was the most dazzling. But it turns out I was wrong. The light is nothing compared to the beauty of the face of the woman who has delivered me to the world. His hair was messy, his forehead was full of sweat, but the first time the neutrals met, he smiled very sincerely. And at that moment I felt the embrace of a wave of love that is almighty. 

I swear, my mom is beautiful. I was so beautiful I stopped crying for a split second to admire the beauty of Mami. If you are not in a hurry to flick angels so as not to make the Midwife confused, maybe I am still just drooling. And at that moment I decided that Mami's beauty will become the standard of beauty of my girls later.

From the hands of the Midwife, I turned to the burly hands of a man. From the conversation between the mother Midwife and Aunt nurse, he said I want to be diadzanin first so that later become a child who is sholeh and devoted to parents. Dag dig dug I wait for the cake what my bokap sighting. I'm inheriting some of his DNA. If Papi turns out to be ugly how? I also look ugly dong.

I narrowed my eyes slightly, scrutinizing the face of the tall and sturdy figure who was walking over. And it turns... Uhuuuyyyy!!! Bokap me handsome ***.. bouncy dombret aaaa bouncy tombret serr serrr... . I wanted to jump around, but I was still a baby. Where can jump. 

At that time I did not realize that it turned out that the man whose good looks were inhuman was not my bokap. He put an object into my ear, and from there I faintly heard the feeble voice of a man chanting the Adhan. So shahdu and so good reading. Each lafadz seemed to contain prayer and gratitude, as well as greetings of deep longing. 

As soon as the holy chant was finished, the nurse's aunt took me somewhere. At that time my body was still covered in blood, even the remains of my ari-ari was still hanging in place. Said Aunty Nurse, I want to be cleaned first, then if it is clean later can be tacked directly mimic Mami. And when the nurse's aunt opened the cover, my tears broke again. Do not use a lot of cue the aunt Nurse open the cloth body cover, it's so shame dedek so tired!

Dedek's favorite activity is mimicry. Most bete if mimik dedek disturbed. Before Papi came home, Dedek managed to mimic Mami only for one grandpa. But once Papi gets home, Dedek must fight over Papi. Gedhe, I still have Mami. That makes a grandpa. Papi can drink tea or coffee. Lah, mimic dedek just that, kok ya hemed too. Basic greedy. I am the same with my own child.

So if Papi has been mengedusel-dusel suspicious and Mami laughs, I immediately let out my ultimate move. Blubbering. And in a matter of seconds, Mami will nyuekin Papi then nimang-nimang me again. Maafin dedek ya Pi, but Papi fast first. Dedek needs enough nutrients to grow into a handsome and pinter.

Wondering when I first saw Papi? So gini story.

I was brought home from the hospital. At first I thought Omsat was my name. He was the only guy who was home for my nimang. There is another Aunt Ta who always comes with the same Omsat. I would love to be carried by Nte Ta. Beautiful is the tantenya, especially in her stomach there is my soul mate. Yes, my soul mate is growing up in the stomach of Aunt Ta. How can I know? You see, if you're an angel, if you want to take my ribs for a fetus in Aunt Ta's stomach. If not a soul mate what is his name.. Anyway baby grandpa in the belly of aunty Ta I have become my soul mate. His mother is beautiful, meek, kind, surely his son is not much different. Aye no?

My happy days were suddenly overdue when Mami excitedly introduced my biological father. At that time I was only a month old. Men who are not less dashing than Omsat come to beg my body. Where is that item. I'm getting scared. I cry during the night. Anyway every time the radar bapake approached, I was instantly hysterical. At that time I was trying to accept the reality, it turns out my father was not as handsome as the next door neighbor. Continues to? What is my future? Am I not going to be handsome?

Like understanding my telepathic message, Mami told Papi to run out in the salon first. Mami said, Papi is really handsome. Just because I just came home from the desert so the item is not kayak so. Mami says Papi's handsome is human. Not like the next-door neighbor who is inhumane. Papi is also hot and sexy. Able to captivate the heart of a girl with a single blink. And sure enough, after returning from the salon Papi so more handsome charming and mighty. Mama until she drools to see it. Event package*****-******** again in front of the grandpa. You perverted old man! Oops, don't listen to Auntie, it was just a choir firefly.

Be that since then, Dedek want to be carried by Papi. After all, if you look around, Papi has charisma and extraordinary charm. The proof, Mami who is as beautiful as an angel of heaven just melted see Papi. Uh, why my parents. Oh danger.the scene of this adult. Dedek close his eyes first. Drug aunty..!

Uh but, peek little papa no time yes 😊