Horizon

Horizon
Episode 30's


While waiting for the fierce one to get busy with his phone and computer, I rolled my eyes to the pile of documents on the table. A picture lying in the corner of the table caught my attention.


"Who are the bachelors?" I took a picture of three men with a little boy in the middle.


"Not back!" the fierce guy tried to snatch the photo out of my hand after putting the phone down. Fortunately, my hands are more agile. The picture is safe behind my back. "Reverse here." the order is fierce.


"Mister, don't be so excited why the hell? Old cepet you know" I said.


"It's not yours. Here's balikin!" the fingers of the police pack moved forward and backward, hinting me to immediately return his belongings.


"Kok dad bring a picture of a guy anyway. You gay?" my casual greeting made everyone in the room stop their activities for a moment and turn their eyes towards the two of us.


Realizing what situation was happening to him, the chocolate toblerone did not accept, "Honest. They're my twin" he deliberately rose the volume of the sound so that everyone in the room was horrified and did not misunderstand. The strategy was successful, after saying that the beautiful bachelor photographed was his twin brother, all his co-workers resumed their activities.


"Where is your twin?" my eyes did not switch from the photo sheet, examining inch by inch their body features, trying to find similarities between the three of them.


"Yes, those two are my twin" he replied, reclaiming the photo in the palm of my hand.


"Father triplets?" I glared in disbelief.


"Yes" he answered briefly.


Buset, triplets cuy. How to make it. Should I study with her parents?


"Still anyway? How about the item itself?" ask me for sanctions.


"Emang why if I am an item? Trouble?" the police officer did not accept it.


"That's the white-and-white twin" I state the fact.


"They look like my mother. I'm the only one who looks like my father"


I understand, "Pity, police officer. It's your own item, short yourself, pug yourself again. Pantesan singles mulu"


This time the toblerone has really lost his patience, "Mending me single but many want. Well you, married but ran away from the husband"


"Who said I ran away from my husband?" I was defending myself.


"I've called your husband. Said you ran away on your honeymoon because you didn't want to be held captive." she said out loud.


This time I was the center of attention, all eyes looking strangely at me. Cu Pat Kai is a cop. Make me ashamed.


"Now come with me" he led me towards the holding cell.


"Where am I going, sir?" i'm mutinous.


"Your husband pesen for your nahan first so as not to be able to run away again until later he picked you up"


"But.but"


"That's in there."


Free rebel. I will only add to digalakin the same police officer using his very thick East Java dialect. And for the next few hours, I can only get a manyun from behind a holding cell.



Behind the bars


👩 Mr. Pol. pen peed


⁇ ️ Nih pampers. Piss it there


👩 Yes slob.. How later if Mr Pol is interested?


⁇ ️ Rejeki


👩 Mr. Pol.. Sleepily


⁇ ️ Yes sleep


👩 Bited by mosquitoes


⁇ ️ Bite a spare


👩 Mr. Pol.


⁇ ️ Continues?


👩 Beliin chicken noodles dong, all pizza sausage mozarella medium size, fettucini pasta, chocolate waffle, same coca cola zero sugar


⁇ ️ I'm a cop. Not the grab driver


👩 Mr. Pol.. this real laper *girl


⁇ ️ A crocodile meat would?


👩 Here someone sells crocodile meat?


⁇ ️ I'm selling. Land crocodile. Here (show photo of Sierro). Want you fried, pepes, boiled, satay, please.


👩 Mr. Pol..


️ Hm?


👩 Just ngetes ears


👨‍✈️ 🤬


👩 Mr. Pol..


⁇ ️ WHAT ELSE IS SHIIH?


👩 Really bad! I swear I'll get a wife like me.


(Cast Mr. Police in taken from ff TIC TAC TOE @meccaila)