Love Me Boy's!
Elephants

What are you doing!" Shouted Ruby, from inside the room as the God closed the door of her room, making the audience smile with the behavior of the newlyweds. 

"Reminds me of my mistakes. Not that you said you forgot what my mistake was." Temptation God while groaning his wife's back behind the shirt he was wearing. 

"Please! Not funny!" Ruby finally managed to escape from her husband's embrace. 

But suddenly the Gods reversed their standing position. The god who accidentally saw the bolster on the bed made him drown in fear. Hugging his wife's body very tightly, even slightly hurt Ruby. 

"Why you?" Ruby's confused. 

"Down away that thing called bolsters from me." God spoke with a raucous voice. "I'm scared." Further. 

"Haha?" Ruby was shocked by her husband's confession. 

"It's not funny God. You're a joke too silly." Ruby still does not believe what her husband says. 

The god only fell silent by hugging Ruby's body tightly. His arrogance suddenly disappeared just because of an object called bolsters. 

Ruby distanced her body as the embrace of God began to loosen.

"Are you serious?" Ruby asked while looking at her husband's anxious face. "Let's get out first!" 

So this is why there's no bolster in every place he stops?

Ruby invited her husband to return to the porch, after previously asking Melda for help to make warm tea for her husband, because God just kept holding her hand, and she had to make her, just like the time at the mall a while ago. 

Just as back then the Deity was only speechless, he still had not taken out his words after coming out of the room, while occasionally wiping away the sweaty streaks that splashed on his forehead. 

"Si Aa, why?" Melda was puzzled to see the pale face of the handsome man before her. 

"I've been persecuted by my wife." God replied melting the atmosphere because his feelings had started to improve. 

"Haaaah?" Ruby was shocked by the answer coming out of her husband's mouth. "When did I abuse you?" 

"Kumaha's charge?" Aunt Ruby who came along with a plate of fried bananas that were still hot was also surprised. 

"So he asked for it, but I'm still very tired so I can't give him that yet. So he got pissed and beat me up." The god of fishing is Auntie and cousin Ruby. 

"Hey when did I ask for that?" Ruby glares. "Bi lie, Bule this fake is a lie."

"Well, are you shy in front of your family? And that's where you ask me almost every time." The god again made Ruby wrong in front of her family. 

"Shut up!" Shouted Ruby who was cornered because of her husband's speech. 

"I'm serious and I swear to you that Ruby always asks me for that." God raises his index and middle fingers.

"Because you didn't give me that." Keceplosan ruby. 

"heard right? He finally admitted it too." God pointed at his wife. "Prophe Honey, I'm still tired." 

Ruby stuffed her husband's mouth with the fried banana that her aunt had brought.

The god of drunkenness because of the fried banana that Ruby put in it is still hot. 

Without Ruby the thought of God pulled her body and kissed her lips for a few seconds in front of her aunt and cousin. 

The surprised Ruby immediately pushed her husband's face. "What are you doing? You Stupid!"

"My lips are hot Bi." God answered without guilt. 

"Basic of the newlyweds." Tempted Aunt Ruby while shaking her head. 

"So I want to be a newlywed. Want to be affectionate with your kayaks." Connect Melda. 

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Dinner ended with the grunts of the God who had difficulty eating the dishes that the Ruby family had served. The god grumbled as Ruby served a bowl of asem vegetables which he plainly said "why is there so much garbage in this vegetable? So what do I eat?"

Until finally God chose to eat one roasted chicken without leaving the other. 

"Why again?" God asked confusedly seeing his wife pouting. 

"You're a disgrace."

"You saw, we ate not only with our family, so why did you eat one roast chicken?" While handing over the bath towel he just picked up from the closet. 

"Because it's the only side dish I can eat. I'm weird to you guys. Why are you so greedy to be human."

"meaning?" This time Ruby was confused. 

"Yes I know humans are all-eating creatures, but why do you eat the food that goats have to eat? I'm a messian with the fates of the goats here who have to grab their food with you."

"What we ate was my kayaku husband's name. It is suitable to be eaten with sambal and salted fish. It's also good for the skin." Sindir Ruby.

The god goosebumps imagining eating the boiled leaves that his aunt had just presented. 

"It's better to take skin vitamins, than to have to eat something I'm hard to swallow." Reply to God while entering the bathroom. 

"I forgot that my husband is Horang Kayah."

"Is there no shower in this bathroom?" Shouted the God from the bathroom. 

"There's a dipper, if you want to soak, just get in the bath." Ruby Cibir. 

"Your pretty husband is not stupid baby!" God answered hearing his wife's taunts. "Biiii, I forgot my toothbrush."

"I don't have a spare toothbrush either. Wait a minute, I bought it at the stall."

"It's okay, let me just use your toothbrush. We've also kissed." 

"Whatever!" Ruby sneers. 

"Shampoo!"

"Open the glass cabinet against the wall, there's toiletries there."

And finally only the sound of water gurgling could be heard from inside the bathroom. 

But suddenly Ruby was shocked by the sound of her husband screaming from the bathroom. 

"RUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" The gods sounded panicked. 

Without another babibu Ruby directly into the bathroom that is not locked. 

"Bi, look what animal is that?" The god is seen squatting on top of the bathtub while pointing at the wall. 

But Ruby's focus is not on the animals that God points to but others. 

"Face!" Replied Ruby who looked unblinkingly looking towards her husband's groin. 

"What's Bi?"

Uncle, Auntie and her two children entered Ruby's room after hearing screams from inside the room.

"Ga there's nothing Mel, just geckos. God's afraid of geckos." Ruby answered while closing the bathroom door.

"Oooohhh!" Answer everything compact and then there was the sound of the door to Ruby's room was closed again.

"Get me my towel, Perfume!"

Ruby squinted her eyes, unable to accept being called perverted by her husband.

"I'm not a pervert." Ruby answered while handing over the towel hanging on the wall, where the gecko was.

"It's not a pervert then what? Usually women look at the naked man they'll close their eyes, or turn their bodies around, but what you did earlier you didn't even blink." The god wrapped the towel around to cover his groin before coming out.

Ruby was made silent with her husband's innuendo. She was so ashamed of her behavior in the bathroom.

"Face. Did people here call the animal that was attached to the wall an elephant? Because all I know is that elephant has a very long trunk, if your in-laws say elefante or elephant English." Insinuations are back.

"Hahaha, I just found out, elephants can now stick to walls." God really cornered his wife who could not answer all his insinuations.

What is that elephant Ruby means?

Otor soleha does not know... 🤭

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