Love Me Boy's!
Pre-marital agreement

"Where's that little Bule?" sandra asked Nathan, who looked like he was leaving his son's apartment. 

"With fitness above Mom," replied Nathan who was always confused why he always called his handsome son Bule Sipit. 

Wasn't the bule gene in his son's body the one he passed down?

But somehow Sandra was upset to see her bloody son. 

"She was diligent. Make what? There's no use. No model, no artist. Want him to show off to who his sixpack try is?" his gerrick. 

"Because the Lord is very concerned about his health, ma'am."

"Sadeli's health is also he thinks so!" snapped Sandra. 

Nathan could only be silent, for he knew that his master's mother was angry that no one could quell his anger. 

"I'm going home, Mom. It's night." It's night." Nathan's looking for a safe position. 

Sandra rushed to see her son. It turned out that the object was paying attention to the beautiful shape of his body full of sweat in front of the large mirror in the room. 

"Mommy?" The god was slightly surprised to see the reflection of his mother's body in the mirror. 

"Didn't you prefer to call this old lady Mak Lampir Mexico instead of mommy?" sindir Sandra's. 

"What's mom?" 

"Don't whip mommy! You're full of sweat, disgusting." Sandra immediately told the Gods to stop when the Gods were seen to be approaching her. 

"Mommy don't know if the chest full of warmth is very coveted by women to warm them? Mommy look at my body! Sexy right? I'm sure that Mommy is young, Mommy has a crush on me, too." The god again showed off his biceps and stomach muscles in front of Sandra. 

"Cih proof that it's the reality!"

"I just haven't found a woman of the same quality as me Mom. Try Mommy think, my good-looking, sexy, rich time should marry a woman whose level is below me! Unfortunately, the premium seedlings I have must end up in fields not worth planting. And surely there will be no more premium quality to be produced." The god re-upheld his quality. 

"Are you a Mexican Yakuza?" Sandra sneered at her son. 

"Mom stopped calling me that! I'm a man with a perfect blend of genes. Look at my face carefully! I'm sure that if Mommy was younger than me, Mommy would chase me to get married" he said before drinking the isotonic drinks available there. 

"Don't be too arrogant you Japanese bule! Because women need not only money and good looks, but also bravery in bed."

"I'll prove it later. I'll make sure my wife keeps begging me."

"Sadley, even now mommy doubts the Sadelis' toughness."

"Mommy please. I don't like the name Mommy gave my gun!"

"Mommy please. I don't like Mommy giving that name to my gun!"

Sandra laughed so loudly, that it echoed in her son's fitness room. "Isn't that a suitable name for your brother. Sadewa and Sadeli. A suitable name, right?"

The god was very furious to hear the insinuation of his mommy who named his combat tool with the name Sadeli. 

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"What do you need mommy to come to my apartment?" asked God when he saw Sandra doing a hygiene inspection in her apartment. He looks around looking for a crack for her to comment on. 

"It's just going to ask when your wedding date is and Ruby's," she replied casually while obscuring every corner of her son's living room. "Net tumben?"

"Didn't Ruby already tell Mommy that she was already betrothed in her village?"

"Where do you know?" While rubbing a crystal display on one of the shelves. 

"Emmm, it was yesterday she who told me," replied the God nervously. 

"When did you meet? Don't you like her? How did you even find?" This time Sandra asked while sitting on the soft sofa facing directly to her son. 

"Ke,, like he's the one who took a, I found out to tell you that." The god was made nervous by Sandra's question that sounded cornered her. 

"Oh." Sandra crossed her legs. The nearly 55-year-old looked on with disbelief at her son. 

"Mommy wants to drink the same as what you drink at a Japanese restaurant today."

Skavers. The god is cornered, he can't believe Sandra followed him and Ruby to a Japanese restaurant last night. Which means Sandra knows all the theatrics she and Ruby are planning. God forgot if the woman in front of him was a woman who always wanted to know the ins and outs of her life story. 

Huuuft, the God wasted his breath. He resigned, there was no longer any intention of God to lie to his mommy. 

"Yoooooom!" God's mercy to Sandra. 

"As you promised, by the time you were 35, you were not married either. Let mommy choose a mate for you. Remember that?"

The god breathed back. "But not with that Boutique Woman Mom!"

"Why? She's female, pretty, nice, polite and young. What lack?"

"But he's not my criterion. He's not at the level of this flawless human being."

"Mommy gives you time to think. Marry Ruby or never call this woman who gave birth to you Mommy!" threaten Sandra. 

"alright. From now on I will call you Mak Lampir Mexico," replied the God as he hugged the body of the old woman he loved so much. 

"That's not what I mean by stupid!" Sandra furious. 

"If it's a Mexican witch?"

"SILENCE!"

"Alright Marimar!" The god still hugged Sandra's body. 

"You're a brat!" Sandra thrashed in her son's arms. 

"Come on Rosalinda, don't get mad again, yeah!" The god continues to tease his mommy, even though he knows Sandra's threat is real. 

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A few days have passed since the threat Sandra made to her. Now that God is preparing to meet Ruby, this time not to tell her to stay away from him but to negotiate with him. Or rather make a pre-wedding agreement whose contents will definitely benefit his side. 

"Like this?" ask Nathan. 

The gods snatched the paper containing the covenant they would sign. "Let me check, 'cause I know you're as sneaky as Suneo's wife."

The gods began to read each content of the agreement as follows. 

🐣 During the marriage of the husband or first party is a law that must be obeyed. 

🐣 Be friendly in front of audiences especially families. 

🐣 Act as if the second party loves and admires the first. 

🐣 After one year, the second party must sue for first party divorce on the grounds of not being able to give offspring. 

The god laughed so loudly reading every point in the agreement. 

"Is this not too cruel for Ruby?" ask Nathan. 

"What do I care. It's wrong that she didn't fit my ideal wife's criteria."

"You sure you won't be tempted to taste it?" Nathan was very careful when he said that. 

"I can confirm the quality I deserve to touch. But I doubt if he can survive not falling in love with this man of a million charms."

Nathan turned his lips to his master when he heard his words. 

"I mean don't you want to try it to make sure the field is worth planting or not?" continued Nathan. 

"WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD IS STUPID!" Narcissists are angry. 

...What is in Nathan's brain?...

...This kinda otor is still plain, holy, like cotton....

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