Love Me Boy's!
The Oma Doctrine

This is the quietest sleep after more than 20 years. The god opened his eyes while Ruby was still asleep, in his arms. Yes, that night it wasn't Ruby who made it bolster, but he who made his wife bolster. 

The cold weather from the mountains is so refreshing the brain of God who rarely get cool and fresh mountain air. 

"He's really an insomnia therapist." The god spoke to himself while laughing as he stared at Ruby's face. 

The god stared at Ruby's peaceful face, watching every inch of the sleeping woman. 

"My heart and body like you, but why does my mind still not choose you?" God speaks to himself.

Again. His grandmother's words again rang in his mind, a speech that was like a doctrine every God sees women. 

"Choose a wife who suits you, from the beginning of her face, her appearance, and her heart. Oma does not want grandchildren oma have a wife who is not qualified. Moreover, you who are Oma's favorite granddaughter, you are a man with good looks that are rarely owned by most people, you are the perfect blend of seeds sown by your parents.Oma really do not want you to be owned by just any woman, let alone women who are not qualified. Remember the quality when you're going to find a wife."

Those words continued to be the old woman's advice until the end of her life. 

The god who from childhood to adulthood spends more time with his grandmother, because both his parents are busy working to make the words of his grandmother is the benchmark for every time he is close to a woman.

Actually not only to the God the advice was given but to all his grandchildren, but because the God is a grandson who lives and is educated daily by his grandmother, so the words of God more often than his other grandchildren, such as God checked the words to become the doctrine of his life.

Even until yesterday he would do his duty to Ruby, the old woman's words were ringing again. 

"My yellow!" 

Ruby's greeting makes God stunned from his daydream. 

"Are you secretly watching this beautiful woman?" Temptation Ruby who was still at home spread her body on the bed while looking at her husband's face. 

"I'm just cleaning your saliva." The God replied with a disgusted expression. 

Hearing her husband's words, Ruby immediately wiped her lips.

"I never miss!" Shouted Ruby. 

"Hey it's noisy, it's still morning, even the sun is still shy to show his cheerful face." God reminded his wife. 

"Wild. This is my house, what's wrong? I used to scream in my own house." Ruby did not heed her husband's words. 

"You're really noisy." God stopped his wife's babble. "We're on the morning walk? I want to go around the village in the morning. The air is very cold." Invite Gods. 

"I'll take a shower first." Answer Ruby.

Half an hour later the couple came out of their room, apparently the families had woken up while watching the morning television show. 

"New captain, just get wet." Tempt Melda and immediately get a reprimand from her mother. 

Ruby who does not realize if the shampoo in the morning will provoke gossip to be wrong behavior. 

"Because he keeps asking for it." God answered as if he was careless to do that with his wife.

"What the hell? People don't have anything." Ruby was wrong. 

"What breakfast do you want? Or what kind of drink does Aa make?" Aunt asked. 

"We want to go for a morning walk first bi, the god is less oxygen intake is good for his brain because all this time." Ejek Ruby, avenge her husband. 

"Let's breathe as much oxygen into your brain as possible, so he can think clearly." Ruby took her husband's burly arm and led him outside. She was greeted with a smile by her other family members. 

"Why wear shoes? Where are we going?" Ruby saw her husband wearing shoes. 

"Walk around the village." God answered, because that was his intention. 

"Where is your slipper? You'll be laughed at by people if you wear shoes just to get around the village."

"Why are they like my wife?" God took his shoes back. 

"What?" Ruby asked not understanding what her husband meant. 

"City!" The god answered while handing the car keys to his wife. "Take my slippers in the trunk!"

"Hissst!" Ruby clenched her hands as if she wanted to punch her husband. 

The cool air, fresh plus cold directly hit the bodies of both of them who rarely get the morning air of the countryside, especially the Gods who seemed to have very long not spoiled their lungs with clean and fresh air. 

"Get. I'm cold!" The god pulled his wife's body to walk side by side with him. 

They also walked side by side like a new couple in general, chatting, joking, teasing each other but still together. Making anyone who sees especially women will be made envious in order to be in the position of Ruby. 

Greetings, reprimands and greetings from neighbors and villagers make the Gods amazed at the way they socialize. Because for the Gods who live in the city it is very rare he got. 

"We're going to Susi yuk's tea shop! I'm laper."

"Where?"

"We eat on the side of the road?" 

"It's not the roadside, it's the middle of the village. Did you see any cars and then run over?" Ruby ketus's. 

As always, the gods have always been the center of attention of the villagers. Because rarely do they see a stranger enter their village, let alone marry one of the villagers. Ruby is first. 

"Mister Good Morning!" Tegur one of the mothers who are indeed the most flirtatious in the village. 

"Morning." The god answered the woman. 

"Nyarios basa Indonesia bae tea. Anjeuna Tiasaeun's." Ruby Saying. 

"By the way, use Indonesian for tea. He can do it."

"Oh, Aa's a big casep, pinter deui. So bogoh." The woman named Ririn giggled in her imagination. 

The god of ketar-ketir, he who was sitting in the long chair in front of the stall, was suddenly mobbed by residents, while Ruby was ordering their breakfast. 

"What do you want for breakfast, honey?" Ruby asked, deliberately calling the gods with affection. 

"Before mothers." The god approached his wife. 

"Any choice?"

"There's a sit, ketupat greens, chicken porridge the same as the porridge of ijo beans."

"Whatever you eat, I will eat too." Reply God. 

"Soak two teas."

"Fried cake with teu Neng?" Ask the seller named Susi.

"You want more fritters?"

The god frowned not understanding his wife's intentions. 

"Fried banana?" Ask Gods. 

"Hiist, no. You want this? It's a fried salad." Ruby chose a bakwan for their breakfast friend. 

"I know you're fooling me Honey. That's Nathan's favorite food. But I forgot his name."

Then they eat without caring about people who are not bored staring at them. 

"Ruby?" Reprimanded one of the handsome men with a neat appearance. 

"Eh, A Irfan." Ruby replied with a slight surprise seeing the man reprimanding her. 

"Again the village?" Asked the man again as if he did not care about the gods. 

"Yes, Saturday is Melda's wedding. A Irfan coming home too?" 

"And I was also invited to Melda." Answer the man named Irfan.

They were busy talking no matter the God, even Ruby's food seemed untouched, because he was busy chatting with the man he called A Irfan. 

"I'm done." The voice of the God shocked the two. 

Ruby hesitated, she forgot that God was with her. 

"How much is everything?" Ask the Lord to the shop owner. 

"20 thousand Mister."

A piece of fifty thousand bills he gave to the owner of the stall. 

"I'm home!" Ketus god.

Jeng!!

Jeng!!!

Did God come home upset to see Ruby chatting with A Irfan?

Or is God peeing?

If you want to know the answer, do not forget the ritual of my readers all of nature..

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