Love Me Boy's!
Chopstick

After pleading, forcing and willing to speak four eyes with the Gods. Finally, with a heavy heart, God agreed, and tonight God invited Ruby to discuss the complicated problems that exist between them as Ruby wanted. 

"I'm already in front of the minimarket you called earlier." A message goes to Ruby's phone. 

"I'm there now." Reply Ruby. 

Car door opened. Not the front door but the back door. And that again upset the gods.

"I'm your driver!" Jerking God. "Move ahead!"

"Hiiiiisst old-fashioned old man." Ruby's Tweet. 

"Did you say that?" God asked when he heard Ruby's indistinct grunt. 

"No. I didn't say anything." Ruby avoided. 

"So I heard you say bangka." The god squinted his eyes at the woman who was now sitting beside him.

"Oh that, I'd like a badass martabak again. Because it's expensive I rarely buy it Om, uh sir, uh Kang. Eh sorry." Ruby bowed embarrassedly, she still awkwardly had to call out the name of a God without frills in front of her name. 

"Hiii." The gods began to get upset with Ruby's behavior. "Are you really from the commoner caste?"

"Did? What does that mean?" Ruby still doesn't understand what God says. 

"Yes, are you really poor so you can buy a cheap martabak you rarely buy?" The god still spoke in a high tone.

"Yes if martabak bangka mahmah om. 35 thousand per portion, while the usual is 25 thousand. Different ten thousand. That's delicious! Even though I rarely buy it. Hehe." Ruby showed off her white teeth. 

Because of the word 'old bangka' that Ruby said, the two even so discussed the price of bangka martabak. 

After a long drive, the god's car stopped at a Japanese restaurant where Ruby had just arrived. Ruby looked inferior in the style of clothes she was wearing that night. Long jeans with only a white sweater top. Although at that time God also only wore casual clothes but the style seemed different. Everything he wears with a well-known brand that can make Ruby widen his eyes. 

"Isn't it okay for me to enter this restaurant, sir?" Ruby asked innocently again. 

"There is a ban on commoners not being allowed to enter fancy restaurants?" The God replied still with his god-level arrogance.  

"Hisst. The Narcissist." Ruby Muttered. 

"My auditory senses can still function very well. So from now on, watch your words!" The god answered Ruby's grunt.

A servant directly brought the Gods and Ruby to the place that Natan had reserved for them. 

A private room God message so that they are free to discuss any problems without being heard. He did not know if the woman he called Mak Lampir Mexico also booked a place next to their room, so he could also steal his son's conversation with his future son-in-law. 

After the food came and the service left. The gods began to discuss the matter between them. 

"What do you want now?" Ask the God while fixing the way Ruby held her chopsticks. "This is the right way. Watch that! Hist, you village." The god looks upset to see the awkwardness of Ruby using her cutlery.

"Why do you apologize to me? What's wrong with you?" 

"Abis mr. kayak kelso see I can not use chopsticks. Even if I eat dicomot doang, no one sees this. We're both the only ones eating. The important thing before eating I have read bismillah first so as not to be disturbed by demons. Eh even bullied father." Ruby was really upset, she was as strong as she could to hold back her tears from spilling. 

"That's not what I mean. I don't think anyone this old can't use chopsticks." God reasoned. 

"It is natural sir, from a small age I eat more often with my hands than using a spoon. I'm not Miyabi sir." Ruby Complaints.

The god immediately choked on food when he heard Ruby mention the name of the adult film artist. 

The frantic Ruby instantly gave water to the God. "Slow sir. Before eating, read the prayer first!"

"Where do you know Miyabi from?" Ask the God as he managed to stop his cough. 

"From mom. Mother often wants herself to be the same Japanese artist if again the same father. He said he would somehow win more style in any way than Miyabi."

The god just shook his head. He could not stop thinking if his mommy discussed the affairs of his bed in front of his own employees. "Basic Mak Lampers Mexico." God's Chirp.

"You know what artist Miyabi is?" 

Ruby shook her head while vacuuming tempura with her hands. 

"He's an adult film artist. You know!" 

"Yes is Om. People seem to look like he's more mature than I am." Ruby replied while chewing her food. "Emang Om have you seen Miyabi's movies?"

"Udah do not need to be discussed tired of me if you have to explain it to you." The gods cut their talk about Miyabi. 

"Now I ask what do you want? Because whenever I won't marry you." The gods began to talk about the core of their problems. 

"Hissstt. Gini is the way. Hold the kayak chopsticks again you hold the pen. Slip the chopsticks on your index and middle fingers, hold the bottom of the chopsticks with your thumb and ring finger, that too if there is between your sweet fingers." Again the focus of God became diverted only because of chopsticks. 

"It's hard sir." Ruby Whine. "Udah is gini. Gini is easier. Nobody saw this." Ruby stabbed sushi with one chopstick and so on.

This fancy food should end up like a lick because of him. The god looked at Ruby with annoyance. 

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