My Annoying Lecturer's
Vacation

"Well, Mr. Arfa is busy, isn't he?" My toot.

"Gue just came home tired, instead of my news, even the news of Arfa. Adek durhaka emang." Cerocos Bang Kelvin's.

I laughed softly, "No one cares."

"Who?"

"former."

Bang Kelvin suddenly fell silent after hearing my words just now. I think baper.

"Baper Bang?"

"I'm going home."

"Where's the company?"

"Jaya surfing. Who dong used to lead."

"Thank you who?"

"Thanks to you wanting a fiancee with Arfa."

"good. Don't forget EXO album Bang."

"Udah.. Brother knows you're seneng fiancee with Arfa. There is no album."

"Can't do it!"

"Can!"

I took a long breath.

Patience, Elvia.

I'm sorry Sehun, maybe we haven't made a match yet.

"Don't ask Mr. Arfa to try.."

"Who's engaged to her? I or you?"

"Sir Arfa again lashed, Bang."

"Lu apain?"

"Yesterday I promised masakin, uh I forget about the drama of the chorea is very good. Mr. Arfa didn't have lunch." It was obviously me who made Bang Kelvin ngakin me.

"Arfa wants to eat your mediocre dishes, deck?"

"Well, blind love is true." Continue Bang Kelvin who I greeted with a piercing look.

"Seriously yes."

"Your run was mah, deck."

I scowled at Bang Kelvin's reply.

"Try to his house. I think he's at Aunt Lina's house. Just walk a few steps. Ribet you, deck."

"Dabestt's bang." I said then rushed to Mr. Arfa's house which was very close to my house.

"What the hell didn't you bring to his house?"

"Oh, yes." I said take a bag of cookies that I had prepared from earlier.

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"Ngapain dating? Remember me?"

Mr. Arfa ucul deh if again cranky. I think there's sweetness.

"Brother still craving?" My toot.

Ja. When I arrived, I was greeted with a bitter face, Mr. Arfa.

"Who's craving."

"Sir."

"What crackle bags are you carrying? Not a magazine, right?"

Ouch..

So embarrassed about the magazine incident.

"No! I brought martabak."

"You want my bribe to get better?"

"Yes. Abis lambs him long."

"Arfa cuddles with you, El?" Not the voice of me or Mr. Arfa, but the voice of the future mother-in-law who spoke.

"Yes, Tan." I said while laughing embarrassedly.

Forgot me, if there's aunty Lina. Hehe.

"Arfa, don't be like abege dong's son."

"Mom don't belain Elvia, yeah." Mr. Arfa who was still sulking spoke in an annoyed tone.

Ouch...

Add gemash with Mr. Arfa.

"Jaudah deh, let the young people who lash. Mama go first, Fa. Elvia, if Arfa still pranks." Aunt Lina.

"Break pack what tan?"

"Grandfather love." Aunty Lina answered while showing her thumb and index finger and then shaped like a heart sign.

No mother, no child is the same. Hehe.

"Ready, tan!" I said as I raised my hands together to form a love sign.

"Call Mama dong, don't auntie anymore."

I blushed embarrassedly, "Yes, Ma."

"Ecchem.." Said Mr. Arfa who felt ignored.

"Who's mom going with you?"

"Bareng Mama's gang. Is it just young people who can hangout?"

"Whatever, Ma. Then contact Arfa if it has arrived. Or if you want to be picked up."

Mr. Arfa is just as careful as his mother, especially with his wife later.

Duh...

Weak-hearted.

"Mama's not a child anymore, Fa."

"Be careful, tan."

Aunt Lina formed an okay sign with her finger then rushed off.

"Sir..."

"What?"

"Still craving?"

"You think?"

"Where do I know, sir."

"What kind of answer are you hoping for?"

"Answer like, I'm not mad at you."

"Jude, I answer that."

"It can't be dong, sir."

"What is usually?"

"Father must be sincere my sorry dong."

"Kok maksa?"

"Yes, maksa. I miss it because I am heavy. Not strong to be dicuekin."

Hehe.

Your mouth cannot be conditioned. Same mouth control I have.

"How many days off are you?"

"Two weeks."

"What have you been doing for two weeks?"

What the heck, what even about my holiday activities.

Is that forgiven?

"Eat, watch, sleep."

"Good."

Was that a compliment or an insult?

"Why Sir?"

"During the holidays there is no going out said kangen. Even chat is difficult. I thought you were busy during the holidays." Said Mr. Arfa sarcas.

Yes, if that's what I admit.

Mr. Arfa often chat ngajak meet, but I want to watch Korean drama again.

You see, I again vent fatigue during college that fit again vacation. Hehe. Anyway, once entered there is certainly no time for good-looking oppa-oppa pantengin.

"Sorry, sir."

"Your Korean drama is over, right?"

I nodded my head, "Yes."

How did Mr Arfa know?

"That's why you've just taken me."

Omimis...

Misused me as it were.

"I'm sorry, Mom."

Mr. Arfa seems a little withered hearing my words.

"Mass?"

"Don't want to."

"So?"

"Dear."

Blushes

Again my cheek was made like a tomato by Mr. Arfa.

"What the hell, sir."

"Our father again?"

"Father."

"I don't teach you anymore."

"It's just right to call him sir."

"You want me to punish?"

"You can't buy value anymore."

"Oh. You're abstaining from me?" Said Mr. Arfa who made me hold back his so anxious laughter.

Mr. Arfa said it was funny.

"Joking, Mas."

"Dear, call me dear."

"My son, don't sulk."

Now, Mr. Arfa looks at me with a bitter face and chin-backed.

Ouch...

So anxious.

Weak, weak...!!

"You'd rather call me-you or me-you?"

"It's our comfort, sir."

"Our father again?"

"Do you really want me to call you?"

"Yes. I'm tired of you calling me sir. Am I your father?"

I nodded my head, "Yes."

"The future father of my children but."

Booms!!

After successfully saying that sentence, I immediately held back the tickle that spread throughout my body.

Oh my...

So cringey is that.

"Oh. I can fuck you."

"Yes dong."

"Elvia."

"Yes?"

"I want to talk to you."

"Anyway, sir."

"Mas!" Resolutely Mr. Arfa.

I just replied with a grin, "Yes, why Mas?"

"It's about Delia."

Caught again?

When did you get away?

"He's sending us to his wedding in Australia next week."

Nervous mating?

Yass!!!

Reduced competition.

Wait, where was that?

Australia's? Bah. far away.

"Away, Sir. No money there."

"Who did you forget?"

Uh yes.

Forgetting to have a fiancee.

"It's so arrogant, sir."

"Call me sir on."

"That's a habit, sir. Take that call dear."

"Whatever..."

"Who is Delia?"

"He's being fooled."

"There's still a matchmaker?"

"He then returned to Indonesia. But, I think he could've accepted the match."

"Good enough."

"Good?"

"Yes. Let me have no competition."

"Do you know how many people want to be with me out there?"

"Don't want to know."

"But you know who I want that to be?"

"You know."

"Who?"

"I."

"Take a. Toss used to be dong."

Me and Mr. Arfa are also angry.

Ja. Ceremony, crisp, that's how simple we both are.