My Annoying Lecturer's
Former Bang Kelvin

Time keeps turning forward following the direction of the goal and never once stops, let alone runs

backtrack. Whether you like it or not, time will go on.

Just yesterday, I was in the early days of college. I don't feel like writing a thesis

aja.

“Dek! You haven't had a shower?” Shouted Bang Kelvin who saw my shabby face in the living room.

“But.” I said slowly there was no energy.

Yes, there really is no energy. How yes, abis choose the title for the thesis is very difficult.

“Lu is a habit, if you already want to mepet aja new work. Ntar passed recently tau.” Omel Bang Kelvin's.

Bang Kelvin if again nagging cemak-emak emang.

“Whispering.”

“Volunteers yes same old man.”

“Abang is not a parent.”

“So?”

“Crazy.”

Bang Kelvin's face was red as my mouth flashed that word.

“Abis Abang ngomel mulu, tired adek.”

“Tot engaged you right lecturer. Benefitin lah.” Bang Kelvin's Proposal.

“Again.”

“Again?!” Bang Kelvin's question was accompanied by emphasis. Maybe Bang Kelvin is tired of facing the nature of me and Mr. Arfa who never get along.

“Iya.” I answered while nodding my head.

“This time because what?”Ask Bang Kelvin who from a standing position is now sitting on the living room sofa. Fatty time standing up.

“I'd rather drink chatime, but Mr. Arfa bought me Koi. Kan kel Bang.” Obviously with an innocent face.

The look on Bang Kelvin's face now I can't define. Like between holding back an upset, anxious,

and also frustration.

“Continue? How's the artifact?”

“Pak Arfa says better Koi. Yes I do not agree dong Bang Chatime ditjelekin.” My speech.

“So?” Ask Bang Kelvin.

“Ya so we sedieman.” My answer.

“Udah how long?” Bang Kelvin asked again which made me exhale in annoyance. Abis Bang's

Kelvin took me to Mr. Arfa. It will be the same kangen Mr. Arfa.

“How yes? Two hours maybe?” I remember. Yes, Mr. Arfa had come to the house

bawain beverage. The intention was to ask Mr. Arfa to help, but stormy, so yes it is.

“Lu is the same Arfa what age is it? Ginian problems a storm?” I heard a frustrated voice earlier

the Bang Kelvin.

“Males counting age Bang.” My answer.

“Lu now to where Arfa hunts! Bring your ugly laptops.” The Decree of Bang Kelvin.

“Do not want! Ugly again.”

“Lu when is she beautiful? Booth!”

“Kan again enemies, Bang.”

“Bodo highly! Chatime and Koi don't care about you. Mending you both better, than me down

hand.” Firmly Bang Kelvin who seemed to have started to rise in blood saw my childish behavior.

Not even a minute after Bang Kelvin tore up, Mr. Arfa came home with a face

holding laughter.

“Pak Arfa? Why here?” Ask wonder.

“I brought you Chatime. Satisfied?” Said Mr. Arfa while carrying a bag of crackles that contained

Hazelnut Chocolate Milk Tea. Yes, it's a mandatory menu that I have to drink every time I buy Chatime.

“Pak.” I said as I received Pak Arfa's grocery bag.

“What?” Ask Mr. Arfa who still seems a little irritated.

“Dek.” Call Bang Kelvin.

“Iya Bang?”

“Lu cravings huh? Dihamilin Arfa?” Bang Kelvin asked which made me and Mr. Arfa frown in wonder.

“Apaan anyway, Bang. Hes.” My answer.

“Abis you've been like a girl cravings drinks. I've bought it too, don't want it much.” Bang Kelvin

who might have been upset to see my behavior.

I think because of stress thinking thesis, I so much want. Heheh. Is it because I'm just a prank

aja yeah?

“Don't upset my girl dong, Vin. He wants anything I can buy.” Bela Pak Arfa who made Bang Kelvin

more annoyed.

“I love you, Sir.” I said while giving a finger heart sign to Mr. Arfa.

“Kesel I long-time same you on. Why not use the services of an online ojek just to buy food. Ribet

very lively you on.”

“Pak, like Bang Kelvin again sensi deh.” Whisper me to Mr. Arfa.

“Yes, his ex's problem may be.” Reply to Mr. Arfa who also whispered to me.

“Ngapain you both whispered?” Bang Kelvin asked in a suspicious tone.

“Again. Bang is the date?” Means back.

“What date?”

“Same anniversary date ex.” My answer when I realized I immediately closed my mouth with my hands.

Miss Alamak, I was wrong.

“What?” Bang Kelvin slightly raised his tone.

“Vin, you're not there

business at the office huh?” Ask Mr. Arfa who managed to save me from Bang Kelvin's rampage.

“Oh yes, I forgot. Yaudah you take care of me huh. Have him take a bath, already like a salted fish.”

“Bang! I smell it!” My elak.

“Contents what? Fragrant sweat?”

“Don't nistain the chick I dong, Vin. You there hunted.” Said Mr. Arfa who again got a thumbs up

from me.

“I've been here for a long time.” Bang Kelvin went straight out of the house with a smelly face.

“Pak.”

“Iya?”

“It looks like sister Githa still does not want to nerima Bang Kelvin back.” My guess.

“That's it, your brother was kind of breaking him up first. Now mrs, right?” Said Mr. Arfa whose last sentence reminded me of one of the songs.

“Vi, but in my opinion still enjoy Koi loh.”

“Chatime Sir!”

“Tersubmissive. As long as you are happy.”

“That dong. Oh yes sir help me thesis dong.”

“What's the return?” Ask Mr. Arfa who sat next to me did not forget to check some of the references that want

I use it as a thesis title.

“I quickly graduated right, father is also happy.” Answer me loudly.

“Emang happy why?” Ask Mr. Arfa again. I pretend I don't know Mr. Arfa.

“Say you want to marry?” Somehow out of the many words that I thought, my mouth even said

this thing.

“Emang I want?”

“Kok so my kayak anyway Pak ngajak wedlock?”

“Emang yes?”

“Nyebelin!”