My Annoying Lecturer's
ELVIA AND HOME (2) [SEASON 2 | Part 05]

"Why else El? How's that pouting?"

I held my head to Mr. Arfa, "Lecture tired, scolded Bu Ningsih, persecuted Pak Arfa, trial also tested the same evil lecturer, but only in front of the laptop graduation. How unfortunate is the fate of life."

"Azab is suitable for students who are absent nitip. It's past too, El. Congratulations on rising from student to unemployed."

I sing my lips, "And the Father will pay for me."

"Who said?"

"I don't know. Just ask the swaying grass."

Mr. Arfa ruffled my hair, "Mandi, El."

"Whenever shower? Where are you going?" I asked with a tone of confusion.

"What if I told you to take a shower would mean I was walking?"

I nodded, "Yes dong sir."

Mr. Arfa quickly flicked my forehead, "Girl don't be a slob. A shower."

"Males, sir."

"Do you want to shower yourself or do you shower?"

"Mr bathiin."

"Your stress."

I laughed at Mr. Arfa's misbehavior, "Loh? Nantangin."

"I'm still sane. Shower, shower we're having dinner. I'm cooking tonight."

My eyes immediately sparkled at Mr. Arfa's words, "Seriously? Tumben sir didn't enslave me?"

"I cook, you do the dishes."

I again sing my lips, "No, if you are good, it is impossible as said the lecturer who said that there is no perfect value because perfection only belongs to God."

"Well, that's okay."

"But sir, I've heard other arguments."

"What?" Ask Mr. Arfa.

"I've heard that perfection belongs to God. For God, nothing is impossible."

Mr. Arfa just agreed to my words, seems to have been lazy to dialogue.

"Mandy!"

"Later!"

"Make it now, Elvia!"

"Later Mr. Arfa!"

Mr. Arfa gave a sharp look at me, "Third count you did not take a bath, I fell into the fish pond to be a mermaid. Wanna?"

I nodded my head enthusiastically, "I'm a good mermaid, sir."

"I pulled my words out."

"Well, how's it pulled?"

"I errat. I let you go to the fish pond to be a dugong."

"Newly this time I found a prospective husband who equates his future wife with another creature named Dugong. It's a biological heartache."

"I'm more anxious to see you who have not intended to take a shower all day."

"What is a bath?"

"Would you take a shower now or not?"

I smiled with satisfaction after seeing Mr. Arfa's emotion, "Yes yes, bring me."

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"Sir, what kind of dinner is this?" I protested when I saw dishes at the table full of all kinds of vegetables.

"Eat vegetables to be healthy." Replied Mr. Arfa with a calm tone.

"I'm not a goat, sir. There are no colors other than green."

"Why do you equate yourself with goats?"

I blushed to hear Mr. Arfa say, "Yes yes, I am an angel, yes sir?"

"The love of goats is equal to you."

"Nyebelins."

"Here help me."

"What else is it?"

"Can't you see me again, what?"

I snorted my breath at Mr. Arfa's cynical remark, "Here I am a stir."

"Really?"

"Related you? No regrets?"

I nodded my head, "Bawel. How many times did it stir?"

"A hundred times."

I was quite surprised by the thump that came out of Mr. Arfa's mouth about me having to stir up a hundred times, "Buset dah."

"Daddy want to make my hand poke?"

"Working college. Talk less, do more. Okay?"

While I painstakingly continued to stir until I became foam, Pak Arfa returned to cooking vegetables with various techniques. Either cooked soup, so omelette, or sauteed. The point is it tastes the same, because it's both just from vegetables."

"El, how many times has it been stirred?"

"Not seventy-four times."

"Totally long."

"Capek knows, sir."

"Yes, let me do it."

After saying that sentence, Mr. Arfa opened the drawer and took a tool that made himself suddenly like a high blood pressure.

"Why not from earlier?"

"You didn't ask." Replied Mr. Arfa while smiling happily because he managed to prank me.

With ease Mr. Arfa uses a mixer in front of my eyes.

"It's bad, I don't want to get married."

"It's just a bad time."

"Capek knows."

"Sports hands, El."

"Wait for my revenge."

"El..."

"What?" Follow me with annoyance.

"Do you know that coffee is opium?"

"Know. That's why you always make me drink coffee every day."

"But you know what's more opium than coffee?"

"What?"

"You."

"The coffee is opium. Opium is you." Continue Mr. Arfa.

"That's why don't make me angry, you'll lose the chorus. I have no cure."

"Still angry?"

"Where can be angry with you."

"Eat yuk."

"Booking."

"Want me a kick of a leg?"

I laughed at Mr. Arfa's annoyed expression, "Joking, Bambang."

"Eating college. Today we live healthy."

"Because you've cooked, I'm eating with pleasure."

"Must take care of El's health while at home. Do not forget to take vitamins as well."

I nodded my head, "Ready, boss sir!"

"Aren't you Photocopier?"

"Don't get dong sir."

"I'm still curious, El."

"Why?"

"At that time you really thought I was the copy brother?"

This head nodded his head.

"Prepare to eat vegetables two days in a row." Tell Mr. Arfa with annoyance.

"Where is my big brother photocopying my whole face."

"Sold fritters there are handsome ones, sir."

"Are you likening me to a fryer?"

After that I chose to close my mouth and eat quietly.