SANTRI MBELING
GUS HANAN MAJEDUB'S

While enjoying the meal, Maya said,

"Sister... What is this food called? It's really good..!"

"That you eat is the Bukhari rice typical of Mecca. And

on this plate is camel meat.

The drink I ordered for you is, it's zam water - zam and goat's milk.

It's got a dessert called Al Ma'mul's cake."

"Sir what's that drink..?"

"It's arabic coffee and a glass of zam-zam water."

"Did you come here often to memorize the street and food in this city..?"

"It's been a year, every Friday night my brother visits the city of Mecca."

"That's it..."

After finishing eating, Panji and Maya return to Surabaya.

*****

At 9am Hp Panji rang.

"Hello," said Maya,

"Who..?"

"I'm Anita Madam, the manager of Bank Asia.

Mr. Panji is there..?"

"For a moment, Ma'am...

Sis... Sis, wake. There's a call from an Asian bank. This is the HP."

"Yes," Panji said as he closed his eyes.

"Mas... I'm Anita."

"Tumben you called me..?"

"Yes, there is important business" said Anita,

"Where else is it now..?"

"Again at home sleeping with wife."

"Mas, Nganjuk's Asian branch bank, the electricity has been down for several days, and the bank has suffered a big loss if the electricity can not be turned on."

"Keep... What does this have to do with me..?"

"Dengerin well - yes Mas...

After I saw the bank's CCTV, and I heard the story from the clerk,

there's a young man driving a black BMW L-plate. He went to the bank to get the money.

Because the young man did not wear clothes, only wearing shorts, then in the same expulsion Pak Tarjo Nganjuk branch manager.

Because the words of Mr. Tarjo were rude, the young man threw a plastic chair into the face of Mr. Tarjo. After throwing a chair, the young man left the bank. Not long after the electricity in Bank Asia Nganjuk branch died until now.

Purportedly... Said the two guards who drove to the manager's room, the young man wearing a scabbard and turban on a headband.

But many people saw him not wearing clothes.

Perhaps the young man was a guardian and his anger was the cause of the power in the Asian bank to die.

Already checked and betulin same PLN employees still do not want to turn on. Already replaced new cable and reinstall, still can not turn on the electricity.

The diesel engine generator is also dead.

Lah, the license plate no BMW I checked in the police... It's in your name. Ahmad Panji Silent Surabaya.

Maybe I know the young man..?"

"He was named Ahmad Hanan Al Banjari. His nickname is Gus Hanan. He santri pondok pesantren Spombob village Gumuk sub-district Tanjunganom Nganjuk regency," said Panji.

"Well Mas, me and Tarjo's manager will meet Gus Hanan now, to apologize."

"Don't forget, bring Gus Hanan canned star beer and cigarettes and also garuda beans," Panji told a lie with a smile.

"Santri dishes like to drink beer Mas..?"

"He's half-crazy... Never wear a shirt."

"Yes okay.

Assalamualaikum."

"Waalaikumsalam," replied Panji then laughed out loud - Bahak.

"Ngapain the hell Mas laughed so fast..! Looks so good..?"

"What's wrongwhat. Gus Hanan ituloh now jadab, day and night sleeping in the tomb of Mbah Wali Kukun."

"How does that mean," asked Maya curiously.

"Jadab is crazy, a spiritual process without a teacher. He directly studied to his dead ancestor's grandfather. Yes... Finally, go up like crazy. But he's sacred."

"Would it heal like Hanan..?"

"Yes can.

What day is it..?"

"Mad Sunday Day."

"Mama and Papa said they wanted to see Hanan at the boarding school.

*****

Spombob boarding house.

At 9am, Gus Hanan sat under a mango tree while watching Mr. Toni and 10 other workers build a new house.

Pak Rahmad's car entered the courtyard of the Spombob boarding school. After parking, Mr. Rahmad and Rita's mother also Siska visited Kyai Danwari's house.

"Assalamualaikum Mas" said Mr. Rahmad.

"Waalaikumsalam," sahut kyai Danwari then embraced Mr. Rahmad,

"Ayoo come in here..."

After sitting in the living room, while enjoying a meal, Rita's mother said,

"How's Hanan Mas doing..?"

"Hanan your son is now experiencing a majedub. Gus Hanan since living in this pesantren, he sleeps at night in the tomb of Mbah Wali Kukun.

He doesn't want to go to school at all. Even he is rarely seen praying in the mosque."

"Can't it be Mas, Hanan it..?"

"Mbah Wali Kukun has cried to Gus Hanan. That's why Gus Hanan is weird."

"Said Panji, Hanan thinly dried up from the hospital in between Panji," said Rita's mother Mamanya Panji.

"Panji Bus is just haggard. When to the hospital..?

Panji never came here. Gus Hanan is healthy. Body's fresh. It's just that Gus Hanan never wears clothes and sarongs. Every day Gus Hanan only wore levis shorts, that's all. Her hair is starting to shake."

"The banner was indeed a very insolent child. On the phone he said Hanan was skinny. Her mother told her to visit the pesantren, send under milk, bread and fruit.

Now Hanan is where Mas..?"

"Gus Hanan is now building a house next to this pesantren."

"Whose house" asked Mama Rita.

"No idea whose home it is for. What is clear is Gus Hanan built a house on his Papa heritage land.

He said his cousin Aisha, he's a pesantren."

"For pesantren... There's a boarding house here, family property."

"Try you'll ask Gus Hanan. You are the Mama, Gus Hanan must be afraid if the same Mama," said Kyai Danwari.

"Mas...

Got money from where Hanan was that much, to get up the house."

"Gus Hanan once told me, he said he was given the same money Mbah Wali Cikrak.

Gus Hanan now has a new Honda bike. BMW car that knows its pot brong, make a hot ear."

"Siska... Where are you from Ayesha" asked Mama Rita.

"From Hanan's sister."

"Where is Hanan's brother now..?"

"She's on Ma's side of the road, again building a new house. He said the house was for me."

"Emang Hanan didn't know that Mama was here..?"

"Tau, Brother said he'd be here. Hanan still sees people working..?

Mas, I went there first yes, want to meet Hanan same look at the building of the house."

"Yes Dik, please."

"Siska... Take Mama to your sister's."

"Alright Ma," replied his sister Siska Panji then walked out.

Seeing his mother on the side of the road, Gus Hanan moved closer,

"Assalamualaikum Ma's..."

"Waalaikumsalam," replied Mama Rita while seeing the appearance of Hanan son to two strange.

"Why don't you wear the same glove..?"

"Hot Ma, put your shorts on."

"This is Mama's bringing your pleasure, chicken curry," said Mama Rita while thrusting a bag of plastic bags.

"Thank you Ma."

"Who did you build that house for..?"

"For Siska. And for our families if again a visit to the pesantren. Let's not stay at your brother's house."

"Where's the money you got..?"

"In love with Mbah Wali Kukun. So many questions from my mom..?"

"You were a long time ago like your brother's banner. It's never okay to talk to your parents.

Why are you building a house here for Siska..?

Not only in Surabaya or Sidoarjo.

Does your sister Siska want to live in Nganjuk city if she's family?"

"His husband Siska's candidate is Nganjuk Ma. He is still in 1st grade High School. He's also a messantren here. He is the son of a kyai in Kertosono Nganjuk sub-district.

4 Years left... Siska is getting married to that young man. That's why I'm preparing the house here."

"Don't know you. Don't like to make up stories like your brother's Panji," said Mama Rita.

"Ah Mama said she didn't believe it.

Actually, Grandpa did not agree, Papa married Mama..?

Finally Mama and Papa eloped in Surabaya...?"

H said Hanan... Mama Rita was very surprised. Because Hanan's second child knows the secrets of his past that are kept tight.

"Be quiet, you know your past life, Mama and Papa."

"Haha..!

Mama is ashamed to admit in front of her children.

After Mama married and gave birth to Kak Panji... Grandpa just blessed Papa and Mama's wedding.

Is it true, Ma..?

Hanan also knew that Papa had a mistress. There are 2 mistresses Papa loh Ma. But now Papa has repented and become a righteous parent. Papa now likes to read wirid."

"Already, don't talk anymore" said Mama Rita who was annoyed and embarrassed to Hanan.

"Makanya, what I said was that her future husband Siska the Nganjuk was right."

"Your sister, have you ever been here to see you..?"

"Often Ma, a week ago Brother Panji from here."

"Yes already then. Mama thought she never came here."

"Sir Panji is Mama's most pious child, he is kind, has no loss Papa and Mama has a child like Kak Panji."

"Light what..?

Your brother Panji can't pay him a salary. Reading the Qur'an is not true. Reading the yellow book cannot. That's what alim says..!

He likes to play women. Just like your Papa..!

That's why Mama sent you to the pesantren, so that you could be a pinter, a pessimist. You can read the yellow book. In fact, you are the same as your brother's banner.

Your brother Panji is also not clear what work is now. Rarely home. Suddenly he had a lot of money."

"Ah, Mama is very chatty," said Hanan.

The crane..!

Hp Hanan rings. When connected.

"Ma... Brother Panji's calling."

"This is Mama talking. You mesantren have Hp, like a business person!

The pennant..?"

"Yes Ma... What's the matter yelling - yelling like a possessed man..?"

"You said your sister was skinny, said she was possessed by a tomb genie. Just confuse Mama."

"Now his genie has gone by Ma. If Hanan says it's good and right... It means he's healed. If the talk is not clear, it means he has not healed Ma. Try Mama slap just once, who knows her genie out of Hanan's body, then healed.

Kan Mama wirid sholawat fatih."

"Yes your sister from earlier said slutting. Tomorrow you look yes, find a prayer medicine to kyai who is it. Poor him."

"Yes Ma, tomorrow will Panji visit with Maya.

Yes, yes, Ma...

Assalamualaikum."

"Waalaikumsalam salam.

It's your HP."

"Sir Panji said what Ma...?"

"She said you're still possessed by a tomb genie. Tomorrow your brother is here. He said he wanted to ask the full and prayer of a kyai, for your recovery."

"Ah, Mama believes the same Kak Panji. He was ngibul Ma, making up stories.

This mother believes the same incitement Kak Panji.

Plaaq..!

"Silent you. The lunch. Mama is back in Surabaya."

"Dw..!

why did Mama slap me. Sick Ma. Yes, I'm having lunch.

Mama and Papa hunt home."

"Yes, Mama came home first. You take good care of yourself - well. Wear clothes and sarongs.naji and a real school."

"Yes," said Gus Hana then salim kissed the hand.

"Assalamualaik."

"Waalaikumsalam Ma."

"Sister... Ask for the money" Siska said.

"Emang you are not given money for snacks with Mama..?"

"Because it's just for school pocket."

"Here," said Gus Hanan while thrusting tens of pieces of money,

"Don't be naughty - naughty ya ya..!

Don't play to the disco."

"Yes Kak, most joged bentar. Assalamualaikum."

"Vaalaikumsalam.

That's rude, Panji. Mama told me to slap me."

*****

That afternoon... Gus Hanan went to the tomb of Mbah Wali Kukun. After opening the plastic bag, Gus Hanan enjoyed lunch alone on the tomb terrace.

When it was delicious to eat chicken rice, Gus Hanan saw a beautiful woman wearing a miniskirt and a man thought to be 30 years old, walking up to her.

"Assalamualaikum Gus..."

"Waalaikumsalam," replied Gus Hanan while looking at Anita's thigh. 🧐

"It's very smooth on your thighs" Gus Hanan said as he ate,

"Kayak thigh Chicken cut.

Looking for who are you guys..?"

"Finding Gus Hanan" replied Mr. Tarjo.

"I'm Gus Hanan.

What's looking for me..?"

"I want to apologize Gus, for the incident at the Asian bank a few days ago. I apologize for expelling Gus when he took the money in the bank.

Since Gus left the bank... Strik in Bank Asia went out until now."

"If the electric bank is on again... You sweep this grave area clean. That's his broom near the bathroom. After that, you nimba, you fill the bathroom to the brim."

"Alright Gus," replied Mr. Tarjo with concern if fired by the Bank.

"You cut chicken, bring what is it..?" asked Gus Hanan who finished his lunch.

"Bring a canned star beer Gus, the same cigarettes danhil and garuda stamp beans," said Anita.

"Who told you to go under the beer..? The grave of this guardian is cafe ya..!"

"The one who told Mas Panji Gus."

"Put here the beer, let me have a drink."

"Sit here" said Gus Hanan then opened the star beer and drank it.

After smoking, Gus Hanan said,

"Because you're his mistress Kak Panji, I advise you... Cancel your engagement with your future husband."

Curious, and somewhat frightened, Anita asked,

"Why Gus, why should my engagement and my future husband be canceled..?"

"If you want to live well, happy and happy... You cancel and you forget your future husband now.

If you want to live hard, suffering and miserable, yes continue you are married to the future husband of your choice."

Hearing Gus Hanan's suggestion, Anita became confused and horrified.

"Gus... My future husband is the son of a wealthy businessman, and the future generation of his family business. How can you not be happy and happy..?"

"Yes get married if you think it's good."

"If, for example, I cancel, I have to find a future husband again. Is Gus any advice, how to get a husband that can make me happy..?"

"If you want to know the answer, you mop first the tomb of Mbah Wali Kukun is clean. The walls of wood you wipe clean."

"Alright Gus," Anita replied curiously.

"Which sincerely mopped it..."

"Yes Gus."

After an hour of mopping marble floors and cleaning the walls of the tomb made of teak wood, Anita sat back down.

"It's Gus."

In the corner of the red light junction where you work, there is a young man with long hair. You know that young man..?

Every day he was there from morning until Magrib."

"Tau Gus, he's a rickshawman" Anita replied. Because every day I go home through that red light junction.

"Well that's your future husband in the afterlife. He who can make your life happy is also your family."

Hearing Gus Hanan's answer, Anita became confused and curious.

"Gus... That young man I see almost every day drunk Gus. Likes drinking in the T-junction. He looks like a thug too."

"What do you look like is beautiful..?

You look like a Horen Chicken, " Sahut gus Hanan.

Whatever you are, marry whom. But that's my answer."

The crane..!

Anita's HP is ringing. When connected,

"Good day, manager."

"Just like sir."

"Electricity at the bank just went wrong."

"Alright, thanks for the info," Anita replied and then turned off her phone.

"It's done all Gus," said Mr. Tarjo.

"Now go home."

"All right, Gus, thank you very much. Assalamualaikum."

"Getishalight."