SANTRI MBELING
BANNER CHATS AND FREAKS

At 9 A. M... Panji woke up, then rushed to the house of Mbah the guardian of Dirjo. After being at the house of Mbah the guardian of Dirjo... The banner swept the courtyard.

Two luxury cars enter the courtyard of Mbah wali Dirjo's house. Some people got out of the car towards the door of Mbah Dirjo house while staring at the sweeping Panji,

"Assalamualaik."

"Waalaikumsalam," replied Mbah the guardian of Dirjo,

"Please enter kyai Endit."

After sungkem kissed the hand of Mbah the guardian of Dirjo... Kyai Endit sat down and said,

"Chap... My son Gugun was beaten up last night by a friend of Panji's broomstick.

And Gugun's car was thrown by the crazy boy's banner."

Listen to Kyai Endit... Mbah wali Dirjo laughed out loud - bahak.

"That's why I laugh" said Kyai Endit,

"Our family plans it'll sue."

"Yai... My advice, do not continue this problem, especially until Kyai demands this matter. It was all Gus Gugun's fault" Mbah Dirjo said,

"Did kyai not teach Gus Gugun any manners? This incident is the fruit of Kyai's own upbringing.

Kyai had spoiled Gus Gugun with the luxury of treasure, not educating Gus Gugun with the true and good science of religion."

Hearing the words of Mbah the guardian of Dirjo... Kyai Endit and his family were silent.

"Let this incident be a lesson for Gus Gugun," Mbah Dirjo said,

"If kyai continues this matter... I made sure Kyai's business would be destroyed, and Kyai fell broke 7 derivatives, living a despicable life and suffering.

Kyai iklas for this incident... Kyai will live a quiet and prosperous life."

"Who are Panji and his girlfriend Mbah? To be able to disrupt my business" asked Kyai Endit.

"His servant Gus Panji is one of the richest people in the country" replied Mbah wali Dirjo, who was the guardian of the country,

"The influence of money is very strong in this country, even in Asia. Is it possible for Kyai Endit to deal with the power of a very large amount of money? If Gus Panji is just a crazy young man, but he is protected by the prayers of some Banten khos guardians.

If you dare to continue this... Please.

I have the same respect for Gus Panji."

"If Mbah Dirjo salutes Panji... Why did Mbah let Panji sweep such a big yard," asked Kyai Endit.

"He's... Panji, not my student. He swept the courtyard and the musolla just to wash away the sins that were in his blood" Mbah Dirjo said,

"He was actually sweeping and cleaning the musolla... It was to clean itself. It's just... Kyai saw Panji sweeping my yard, it was because... The eyes of Kyai's heart are veiled by the splendor of the world.

Now it's... Kyai went home and apologized to Gus Panji."

"Okay Mbah, my family will obey all the orders of Mbah Dirjo, and we and our family apologize" Kyai Endit said,

"Assalamualaik."

"Waalaikumsalam," replied Mbah wali Dirjo.

After leaving the house Mbah guardian Dirjo... Kyai Endit met Panji who was mopping musolla, and Kyai Endit apologized for the mistake of his son Gus Gugun.

Shortly after finishing his work... The banner returned to the cost - the cost.

When Panji arrived in front of the boarding room, Panji said softly,

"Who's in my room?!! His room is open.

Did I forget to lock the room?"

"Assalamualaikum," said Panji,

"Eeh, you're Aini, since when in the room?"

"Waalaikumsalam," Aini replied with a smile,

"Mas... Look, it's good not my painting?"

"Good...

You are a Christian religion, answer my greetings" Panji said.

"What's wrong Mas, so you can speak Arabic," said Aini.

"I didn't shower yet... Tired of my body" Panji said then took a shower.

After shower... Panji splashed his body in front of the TV.

***

That afternoon Panji was sound asleep in front of the misguided TV. While Aini coolly painted on kanfas.

Adhan Magrib could be heard reverberating, and Aini moved from her seat.

"Mas... Wake up, already adhan Magrib," said Aini while shaking the shoulder Panji.

After waking up and taking a shower... The banner of performing the Magrib prayer. While Aini again cooks indomie eggs and makes a cup of coffee and sweet tea.

Shortly after the completion of the prayer, Panji picked up the translated book and sat down against the wall while reading.

"Mas Panji, let's eat together" said Aini,

"This is my first meal of my life. Indomie eggs and black coffee, but don't know what tastes good, hehehe."

"Thank you Aini," replied Panji then enjoyed the egg indomie Aini cuisine, Aini,

"Hemm, delicious. Even if you are the daughter of a rich family.. As a woman, you have to learn to cook and make drinks, because you will have a husband.

Because it's... The husband will be happy and prefer food or drink that is served from the hands of a wife, not from a maid.

Because, there is happiness in itself, and the husband will love his wife more. Because, the husband is respected and began with cooking by a wife. Especially if you want to massage your husband in a time when relaxed and chatting."

"That's it Mas," said Aini just understood,

"How Mas Panji can know about household matters... While Mas Panji has no wife?"

"Almost every day for a few months... I was served by a good friend of mine named Ruli as well as Wilda," Panji said,

"They often prepare food and drink, also often wash my clothes, even massage me when I am tired.

Even if they are not my wife or boyfriend... There I felt happy and loved them very much."

"That's it, Mas" said Aini,

"Alright, after the Eid... I'm going to a cooking course and a massage course.

Later if I have a husband... Be happy at home to marry me, so as not to be busy working rich both my parents."

The night continues to spread.

After the Isak prayer at 8 pm... Panji invites Aini to the front of the Hotel Atlanta.

After sitting on a teotoar in front of the hotel.. The pennant says,

"Here... Maybe, after Lebaran, I left Jakarta. Will you help me?"

"Yes, I will" said Aini,

"What are you asking for help?"

"I have a good friend named Wilda. Now he's coming home to see his mother in the process of Lebaran. Wilda is now tutoring private computers, English and Business management," Panji said,

"I told you all that, because I wanted Wilda to work at a stockbroker. Can you help Wilda to work on the stock exchange? But his only position is Junior High."

"Mas's look, Aini's set.

At the stockbroker... The issue of izasah was not an influence at all, unless Wilda wanted to study in Business, Wilda had to attend Experiment school, directly the 3rd grade examination of High School, in order to have a certificate. I'll arrange the Experiment school for Wilda" said Aini,

"I've been almost two years with a stockbroker if I'm at home, the work only takes capital and a smart mind to read the market situation.

Willa I will make my team. Coincidentally at the cost - kossan Mas Panji there is a computer. Let Wilda go to college and sell shares. It is good in a few hours can make a lot of money if smart. Or if you have graduated college.. Wilda let me work at my Papa company."

"Yes, thank you so much for helping me" Panji said,

"Lebaran, said you want to go to Bandung to your Grandma's house? It's the night of the storm."

"Tomorrow Mas, at most also noon to his Bandung. I want to go home first Mas, want to go to the airport to pick up Mama at 10," said Aini then kissed Panji cheek, Panji,

"Da da's..."

"Be careful on the road" Panji said as he waved his hand.

After Aini left... The banner sits itself against a tree.

"Assynolajet.

Mas Panji's... It's coffee and cigarettes for Mas Panji" said a hotel security guard,

"Pak Win's wagon shop closed, his people returned home, homecoming Lebaran."

"Vaalaikumsalam.

Thank you sir" Panji said.

"If so I go to the post first Mas Panji.

Assalamualaikum."

"Getishalight."

The sound of takbiran was heard echoing from the toa in the mosques, also heard from the toa car that was driving around.

Suddenly there was a handsome and strange man shouting - shouting, shouting,

"Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar," then the freak sat on the sidewalk not far from Panji.

"Hemmmm, meet again the same handsome and strange person," muttered Panji, muttering,

"Otherwhat else will you tell me?!! So curious!

Last night the prayer chapter was not good, not grateful... Now especially?"

Suddenly there was a luxury car stopped in front of Panji who was sitting, then out two people from the car while carrying a white plastic bag approaching Panji, and then came out,

"Sir... Accept, this is our zakat and this is a little money for Lebaran."

"Thank you, sir" Panji said while receiving a zakat and an envelope filled with money.

Then the two men approached the strange person and said,

"Sir, this is our family's zakat, and this is a little money for lebaran."

"No sir, that's the right of the poor" said the freak,

"I'm already rich, so this is not my right.

This hotel... It's mine."

"Oh yes sir, I'm sorry then" said two people then getting into the car.

Heard the strange man... Panji laughed out loud - bahak.

After smoking jie sam sue... The strange man said,

"The Zakat is dirt, but many people scramble and are happy to receive zakat.

Even if it is halal... But basically it is garbage or dirt.

People who are capable of it after Ramadan fasting... He cleansed himself to be fitroh by way of zakat.

So then... Zakat is a person's way of disposing of or cleaning up dirt or sin.

So people, do not want to accept dirt, let alone the dirt in put into the body. It can be a hindrance or hijab in the heart."

When listening to strange people... Suddenly there was a luxury sedan car stopped not far from the Panji sitting.

Kyai Endit got out of the car and approached Panji,

"Assalamualaik."

Greetings... Panji laughed out loud - bahak while looking at Kyai Endit. Likewise, the strange person sitting next to Panji also laughed out loud.

After noon was getting a message from Mbah wali Dirjo... Kyai Endit is a little afraid of Panji who is said to be majedub or crazy.

"Please sit down," said Panji,

"Do you know what Assalamualaikum means?"

"Tau Gus" said Kyai Endit,

"that means... May salvation be laid upon you."

"That means to say hello, is prayer?

My life is not necessarily safe, why pray for others to be safe, is it wrong? Kyai... Pray for yourself to survive the afterlife, then pray for his wife, then pray for his children.

If Kyai can guarantee himself kyai safe... Guaranteeing my wife's child can be saved, then pray for others to be safe."

"Lah wong kyai's son is not safe, pray for me to be safe, kliru, hahaha," Panji said with a laugh.

Hearing Panji words that feel heart-piercing... Kyai Endit whose notabenya as kyai village silent a thousand languages.

"means... I can't say hello until I make sure I'm safe" asked Kyai Endit.

"As a kyai wearing a turban around the neck... Yes, you can't" replied Panji,

"If the opinion of the Ulama greeting is the law of the sunnah... For kyai haraam his law luluk salutation to others.

Like a family hungry and thirsty, why feed others food and drink?

Feeding the wife's children is mandatory, while feeding and drinking others is legal.

To answer the greeting is haram of his law for those who are unable to save themselves.

That's why I didn't return my greetings, because I couldn't save myself.

And it shall be lawful to return greetings to one who is able to save himself."

"Where to survive the Hereafter, if you go to see Kyai Waskito there is only need, there is need only," said the strange person added, adding,

"If it has been fulfilled... Kyai's been dumped, not in rekken.

Koyok Gombal, let's in the napkin gawe continue in the uncalno gletak an, let's,

"Wirid Hasbullah wani'mal vice in multiplication, but ask for rewards so rich a lot of property, ask to be sufficient.

Wirid no ads, how do you want to survive? Prayers Hajat every night never break, mbok ya... The Sunnah prayer that Iklas...? Worship God for his sake, onok kareppe.

Not ashamed of the crime... Aren't you ashamed of being called Kyai?"

"Yai... Mending Kyai just go home, than here kyai will be hurt to listen to the speech of the strange man," said Panji, said,

"It is better to learn really - really the same Mbah Dirjo.

Come to see Mbah Dirjo kok ask in pray for his business smoothly... Yes a big loss, yes if ordinary people deserve it.

Mbah Dirjo is the guardian of God, he is not a shaman or a suwuk.

Sowan to Mbah Dirjo... Kyai's class must be salaried, learn deeper religious knowledge."

"Well Gus, this meeting was very memorable for me, and all the words - said Gus Panji I will always remember," Kyai Endit said,

"Start tomorrow... I'll learn the master's salary to Mbah Dirjo.

This is a little bit of windfall for Gus Panji, take it. Good Night.l

"Good night too" Panji replied.

After Kyai Endit left... The strange man said,

"Do not damage the order of sharia that has been set by the predecessor cleric. Because it will affect the fragile heart and will affect the faith of the weak."

"The greeting that I refuse only applies to Endit" replied Panji,

"It was only for the learning of Kyai Endit who had been blinded by the luxuries of the world."

"Who are you so good at Balaqoh science, how could you argue and reverse the words," asked the strange man.

"Yes from the book, from whom else, I do not have a njai teacher. Had 1 teacher in Banten just learn Ammah juice, then I was expelled away subtly," Panji said.

"Hahahaha, that moron of yours," said the strange man,

"Harden my speech, the person who learns salary or knowledge of the kaweruhan must have a teacher. If there is no teacher... That means the devil is your teacher."

"What's wrong even if Satan is my teacher, the important demon is pious," replied Panji, who,

"From learning as human but not as human... End - end lost.

Satan is also a Gusti of God, he worshiped more powerful than man. It's just that the devil is cursed for his deeds.

So then... My opinion, may learn the same Satan, may imitate the actions of Satan, but imitate his good deeds - fine, Do not imitate the actions of evil demons, can be wretched.

Learning as the devil is learning the good - the good, the bad do not learn, can be in the same curse as the Gusti of God."

"Yes gini is the answer of the same people who work with the devil, ngawur," said the strange man.

"Old Man... What is your name, and why does Old Man often meet me here" Panji asked.

"It doesn't matter what my name is, and I don't come to you, I'm just passing by and taking a break" the freak replied,

"Only... I happen to take a break sitting near you."

"Alright, it's up to you Old Man," Panji said, saying,

"Oh yes... Yesterday said that praying is not good and signifies people who do not thank the Gusti of God, and do not thank the Gusti of God.

Then... Why did Prophet Muhammad and his predecessors teach prayer?

Many kyai also pray. Remember the Old Man... Do not destroy the order of the Sharia. It can damage a fragile heart and can damage a weak faith."

"Yes bales" said the weirdo,

"I want to answer, but buy me some hot coffee and some cheese bread first."