SANTRI MBELING
CHAOS AT THE METEOR GARDEN PESANTREN

Of iqomat... One of the senior santri berakbir to pray Dzuhur.

"The banner...! Follow the movements of the santri you see...!" said Kang Salim whispered then berakbir.

After raising both his hands... The banner was still waiting for the next move. When Panji saw santri in front of him scratching his cheeks...

The pennant also scratched his own cheek

When Panji saw the santri in front of him scratching his ass... The banner also scratched his own ass

When hearing Salim batut - cough...

The banner also coughs - cough.

When the Imam prostrated... One of the santri legs on the front sof, named Ustadz Bakri accidentally touched the head of Panji. As soon as the head of Panji was set at the foot of Ustadz Bakri... The banner extended its legs back to hit the head of the kang ujang.

After the last moment, when prostration felt in jahili by the new santri, while prostrating... Kang ujang also prank extended his hands and squeezed the fruit dzakar Panji bird. Felt the bird in the crumb... Panji was so shocked that he almost stood up.

Recalling Kang Salim's message to follow the other santri's movements... Panji quickly extended his right hand, then squeezed the fruit of the bird dzakar Ustadz Bakri.😅

In the moment of silence... Ustadz Bakrie shouted a bit loudly, as he felt shocked and somewhat in pain.

Some of the santri behind him were shocked and some were smiling looking at the prank of Panji, who was holding the Ustadz Bakri bird. There were even some santri who prostrated while laughing out loud.🤣😂🤣😂

After greeting, wirid and praying... Ustadz Bakri was very angry.

'Who was praying in a joking manner?!! asked Ustadz Bakri while looking at the face of Panji, also santri who was behind him.

Question by Ustadz Bakri... All speechless.

"Who squeezed my bird on prostration?!! ayoo!!!" the Ustad Bakri

"I'm kang" Panji replied casually, like an innocent man.

In the musollahs, ustadz Bakri is in charge of naughty-naughty students who like to joke around during prayer.

"Who is this...? How did you know me!" ask ustadz Bakri,

"Are you the new santri."

"Yes kang," replied Panji, "I'm a new santri... My name is Panji. If Akang is what his name is."

"Panji.. don't call kang, he is ustadz here," said kang salim slowly, "He poured out his pesantren, his right hand kyai Nuruddin... His name is Istadz Bakri, call him ustadz."

"Ustadz what is kang salim?" ask Panji to relax.

Hearing Panji's question... All the senior santri laughed at Panji's innocent question.

"Ustadz means teacher... Religious teacher," replied Kang Salim,

"Ustadz Bakri is teaching some lessons in this pesantren."

"The banner...! Why did you squeeze my bird at the time of prostration earlier!!" ask Ustadz Bakri.

"I can't pray, I don't know how to pray. Kang Salim said... I was told to follow the movements of the other students. When I bowed down, my bird was squeezed out from behind, so... I think that's part of the way of prayer. Yes, I also squeezed the Ustadz bird that happened to be in front of me" replied Panji innocently.😅

Heard the plain Panji words... All the senior santri held back a laugh.

"True Lim, the one Panji said...?" asked Ustadz Bakri while looking at Kang Salim's face.

"Rightly Tadz, I told Panji to follow the other santri prayer movements," Salim replied,

"But I didn't think Panji was squeezing his bird Ustadz."

Who is the prankster squeezing the bird Panji... Ayoo!" ask Ustadz Bakri.

"I'm Tadz" said Kang Ujang.

"Why are you squeezing Panji's bird?" ask Ustadz Bakri.

"Because Panji repeatedly kicked me over Tadz, so I responded by squeezing the bird" replied Kang Ujang.

"The banner...! Why are your legs poking out - ndek head ujang?" ask Ustadz Bakri.

"Said Kang Salim... I have to follow the other santri's movements. When the tip of Ustadz's foot, it touched my head... I immediately touched the tip of my foot, to the head of Kang Ujang Tadz," Panji replied.

"Don't say yes, if the ejection of the head is part of the pillars of prayer" said Ustadz Bakri.

"Fertile Kang...! Kang Salim's...! Start later like magrib... You teach the Panji the correct way of prayer, yes" orders Ustadz Bakri lurah hut, the,

"Taught him to read the Qur'an."

"Well, Ustadz" replied Kang Salim.

"Pennants... Kyai Nuruddin said... After the asar prayer, you are told to ndalem, help - help Nyai. Ayoo hunted there," said Kang Subur.

"Yes Kang," Panji answered and stood up.

"Pennants... Remember that! Later pray magrib, do not repeat his jokes again," said Ustadz Bakri.

"Yes Ustadz," Panji answered and left the hall.

***

"Excuse me," Panji said at the kitchen door of ndalem Kyai.

"So I was told by Mr. Kyai to help Ms. Kyai in the kitchen... To wash the dishes is also clean - clean," answered the plain banner.

"Lohs... His kyai did not say the same to me," muttered Bu Nyai lirih,

"Ayoo come in,,!! What's this Akang called?"

"My name is Panji, Ma'am" Panji replied.

"Sit down here first, I'll ask Kyai first" said Nyai.

"Kang Kyai, is it true... Kang Kyai told santri to help - help in the kitchen," asked Nyai Shinta.

"Yes, he wants to learn njai but has no cost" said the Kyai,

"So... To get food is also a daily need... I told him to come help me - help you in the kitchen, do your homework, too."

"Oh that's Kang Kyai, well then," said Nyai Shinta.

"Pennants... Tomorrow morning - morning... You turn on the house, and you keep passing the floor. End that... You eat, then wash dishes in the kitchen. During the day here again after the prayer, you eat and wash the dishes again. End that... Afternoon help Nyai yaa, after the magrib you eat again." said Ms Nyai Sinta.

"Now... You take care of Aldi first... Nyai want to pray, after that, you sweep the yard clean," said Ms Nyai Sinta.

"All right, Miss Kyai" replied Panji.

"No ma'am Kyai called him... Miss Nyai," said Ms. Nyai Sinta.😅

"Alright Nyai," said Panji

***

After looking after Gus Aldi son of Kyai Nuruddin who was 6 months old... The pennant took a broomstick, then walked to the courtyard of the Kyai's house. Slowly - Panji land began to sweep the yard slowly - slowly.

While sweeping... The banner said inwardly,

"For a long time I never swept the courtyard of the house. Long ago... When I was in elementary school, I was told to sweep my yard almost every afternoon. Turns out... The SD time-sweeping experience is beneficial as well. Thank you, Mother, for a valuable lesson, which I was very upset when asked to sweep. This flower garden is not well maintained, I better clean it, tomorrow I'll cut off the irregular end of the twig."

Seeing the Panji sweeping the courtyard of Kyai's house.The princess santri looked in astonishment. Because the first time to see a handsome santri who swept the courtyard of the kyai house. At last... Panji is a conversation among the princess who live next door to Kyai Nuruddin's house.😊

After cleaning and cleaning the garden... Panji back to the cottage. Just got in front of Musollah... Suddenly Kang Salim shouted, calling,

"The banner...! Let's take a bath, mumpung yet magrib."

"Gapain take a bath together," asked Panji in his heart.

"Kang Salim's...! He could take a bath together in the bathroom" asked Panji.

"In the bathroom of the cottage, the well is very deep, after all there is no bathroom," replied Kang Salim,

"Wandnya ya nimbah directly in the body...?Ayoo bathe in the river alone, all the santri here bathe in the river."

"Alright Kang," Panji replied, "We stopped by the store first... I'm gonna buy towels with toiletries."

Shortly after, after buying towels and toiletries... Panji and Kang Salim rushed towards the river.

After being on the river... Salim immediately naked, then threw himself into a river that was about a meter deep.

Saw a lot of santri bathing naked... Panji just sat quietly by the river, because shame has not been used to bathing in the river naked, let alone many people.

"The banner...! Let's take a bath, a splinter will hunt magribi," said Salim, "Hand and soap put on the stone."

Got an order from Kang Salim... He had to bathe naked in the river. While showering... Panji chuckled as he looked at Kang Salim's face.

"The banner...! Why do you keep laughing...? It seems that you are happy," asked Salim, "Since morning you have come to the cottage... I just saw you laughing this afternoon."

"Kang salim's... If you can know... Why is the Kang Salim bird so white...? Rich white eel head,"?panji said softly while smiling.

"Yeah..!!! You laugh at my bird" said Salim,

"This was before, when the doctor was circumcising the drug was wrong."

"Wrongly wrong with Kang" Panji said.

"The doctor gave me the medicine to paint in white!

Once in the white paint directly on the bandage. Fitting can 1 week bandage I open... It turned out that my bird's head turned white" Kang Salim said with a frown,

"The banner...! Have you ever bathed in a river?"

"Early Kang, it was still SD" Panji replied,

"Mandi the same friends - friends of the village."

"Ayooo back to the hut, hunt the magrib!" kang Wawan shouted while walking.

"Yes" said Kang Salim.

Adhan Magrib has reverberated, the santri have gathered in and outside the musollah. The Panji sits next to the kang Salim.

"Pennants... Remember!!! Don't joke during prayer" Salim said.😅

"Yes kang" replied Panji.