The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl

The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
Wrong Address


After school, Lolly with activities such as usually help the mother sell.


"Lolly, here's someone who ordered the rice to take away. You're anterin yah"


"Yes ma'am, the important thing is that the price must be big, Segede mount bromo"


"There you are, Cepet get ready. Huss, Huss"


"This mother, I'm trying to get rid of a gorilla just use a hus, Hus all" Gerutu Lolly with footsteps that were snapped.


After getting ready, Lolly immediately took the nasi uduk that her mother had wrapped.


"Mom what's the recipient's name?"


"He said his name was Heri, and here's the address"


"Ok, pray Lolly good luck until the destination is yes, Mom, Papay" cried Lolly moved away, Waving her hand to Lina.


"Ammin, Careful Lolly" cried Lina, who replied to Lolly's hand.


"About far away, ride ojeg or rickshaw?" Mumbled Lolly who spoke alone.


"Good rickshaw, Kasian tuh aki-aki. There are no customers" muttered Lolly as she approached the rickshaw grandpa.


"Grandfather, how many rickshaws to this address?"


The old and old grandfather, Cringing his forehead folded, Because the grandfather could not hear clearly.


"Lah the grandfather asked even ngang ngong, Ngang ngong aja"


"So how's the cake, won't I anterin?"


"I'm actually old!" Pekik the grandfather, who thought that Lolly asked her age, Though Lolly is the customer.


Lolly was immediately shocked, because the grandfather suddenly shouted.


"Seven bushes, Nih aki-aki. The body is just a peot, It turns out the power is quite Full Power as well" muttered Lolly, who tried to be patient facing the rickshaw grandfather. By stroking his chest.


"I'm a cake customer, not a journalist, not a man. I'm just a superstar" Lolly said in a slightly raised tone, and was eventually heard by her rickshaw grandfather.


"Oh, why didn't you say that?" Grumpy the grandfather, who came down from his pedicab. To paddle from behind.


"I've talked about the cake, Emang grandfather thought I was doing it huh, I guess the cave was again gargling times well!" Lolly's grouse was sitting on her rickshaw bench.


"Departing" cried the grandfather, By clapping the hood over his rickshaw, which again made Lolly jump in shock.


"Eh frogs are exhausted in circumcision" Latah Lolly, with a body that jumped in shock.


"Hehehe, Just normal Neng. No need to do that ah, Later grandpa nih rawrrr" cried the grandfather behind, who immediately made Lolly cengo.


"Crazy with aki-aki, this was budeg. Now the style of speech is similar to Dilan Cepmek" muttered Lolly.


On the way, Lolly felt rickshaw in the direction of the grandfather felt slow too, Directly clucked annoyed. And told me to stop in the middle of the road.


"Stop the cake, Dugh. Dugh "Squeak Lolly by banging the back of the rickshaw.


The grandfather stopped, with a frown staring at Lolly.


"Don't look at it like a cake, Grandpa was peot. Add more peots it's skin digituin, Basic battery-aki no cute" murmured Lolly.


"Why stop here?" Ask the grandfather.


"Yes how to nyampe cake, Grandpa nariknaknya speed lose just as ngesotnya snail"


"Oh yaudah" said the grandfather casually, Making Lolly growled.


"Tuh aki-aki sometimes bar-bar, sometimes congek, sometimes so dilan cepmek. So bewildered the cave is the same as anyone" muttered Lolly, who tried to hold back her sense of regret.


Grandfather, even sitting in front like a passenger, while Lolly saw that was stunned. So, I don't want to have Lolly bring the tricycles.


Until it was at the address that Lolly went to, Lolly immediately went down and gave two thousand rupiah money to the grandfather.


"The money cake, thank you. Although the actual position between the driver and the passenger is back, But no papa, I'm sincere, Itung-itung again do charity" said Lolly by offering money two thousand.


"What the hell, I don't need that money. How much money did I just see?"


"Allah, Grandpa do not have to be arrogant, Sampe do not know how much money. It's a two thousand rupiah kek"


"I just saw it"


"Nih aki-aki seems to want to take a duel with you"


"Don't want this money?"


"So, I used to hold money like this" said the grandfather who showed the money hundreds of thousands in red, and there are also three dollars.


Lolly who saw that, instantly dumbfounded with her mouth wide open. Worth the grandfather, Refusing money two thousand rupiah.bIt turns out he has a lot of money, thought Lolly.


The grandfather who was still counting and showing the money to Lolly, and Lolly who was still dumbfounded to see the grandfather who was smart to count the money a wad. Suddenly there was a man in a suit, approaching them.


Lolly again made a cengo, What is this dream, Or this is just a wrong supernatural world in the stop by Lolly, thought Lolly. Who still does not understand.


"Hey, Kok even dumbfounded" said the man in the suit waving his hands in front of Lolly's face, Lolly immediately woke up and smiled at the man in the suit.


"Hehe, Gapapa Lah sir. I can understand, Lagian the grandfather is also good. I guess this grandpa's a rickshaw, who's Trus got this rickshaw?"


"That's the guy, take this rickshaw. Again sorry well, if my grandfather made it wrong. And thank you for taking care of my grandfather, I'm sorry"


"Yes, Same"


Lolly set foot back to the place where the man who ordered his mother's rice sat.


"Thankfully, not aki-aki cave sleding his head earlier, Kalo aja in sleding can berabe cave. Lagian tuh aki-aki ngeselin really" Inner Lolly.


After arriving in front of the buyer's house, Lolly was immediately happy. Finally arrived, Inner Lolly.


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"Excuse me, Lina's mother's rice order has arrived. Yuhuuu, Hello, Where are you" Pekik Lolly who keeps knocking on the door of the host.


Chequelek


"Who?"


"I'm Lolly om, Om must be the rice pesen sitting in his stall, Miss Lina, right?"


"Didn't you?"


"Name om, Heri right?"


"No, I'm Heru"


"Oh must be Heri's brother, right?"


"No, my brother's name is Deddy!"


"Deddy Corbuzier?"


"No!"


"You're not all, meaning Heri sir is his father?


"No, my father's name is Ahlan"


"Ahlan wasahlan?"


"Ck, if I say no. Well, no, you're wrong" cried Mr. Heru who was already irritated to face Lolly.


Brugh,


Mr. Heru, who was upset. Closed the door hard, until Lolly jumped in shock.


"Review you Mr. Heru, I reply at a later time. And for you, Heri, where the hell are you. Very tired cave nyari sir's address, who met even Sir Heru" Gerutu Lolly, who immediately turned around and stepped away.


"Neng, Neng wait!" Screaming of a mother.


"Yes mom, what's wrong?"


"Again anterine order of nasi luk from buk Lina is not it?"


"Yes ma'am right"


"Oh that's my order neng"


"Well isn't it, Mr Heri?"


"Bu Lina was wrong, Yes my name is Heriayana. But I just had a chat bu Lina wanted to type my full name, Eh no hunt. Because I again help rats in the house that is the birth again"Obviously the mothers, which is none other than Heriayana's mother.


Lolly was immediately made to cengo, with a very bad expression facing her mother's customers this time.


"Mom, the order. Next time don't retire again, Miss Lina uses her Upil seller tuyul bu"


"Huh, the real one"


"Yes if you can't believe try a check on your nostrils there must be upilnya"


The mother said she directly scratched her nostrils, while Lolly passed away giggling.


"Yes well, this is upilnya mana big again" muttered Bu Heriayana who was not aware.


"So he said upil tuyul, Trus why I was told to snack. So, I dong tuyulan. Insolent kid" Gerutu bu Heriayana who just realized Lolly's words.