The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
Self Introduction

Lolly served her sentence by continuing to pounce in annoyance, Having to clean dirty and smelly toilets, especially male toilets.

"This is what it is, a terrible smell. Like all the students here at the megalodon shark meat, Sampe-sampe ni WC smell jigong neighbors are lulid," muttered Lolly who did not stop cursing.

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After a long time, Lolly was finally able to finish her sentence despite being full of swearing. He was sitting limp on the floor with sweat pouring down his face.

"Udah kayak abis pursued by ostriches aja cave, Sampe dry gini," said Lolly who occasionally rubbed sweat on her face.

After not feeling tired, Lolly immediately walked to the principal's room to ask where her class was.

Geck,

Geck...

"Assalamualaikum, the occupant of the secretary's room" said Lolly by putting her head inside.

The headmaster who was checking the activities and attendance of all the students, was immediately surprised to hear Lolly's voice, He glanced towards the exit. And look at Lolly's shabby head with her sinless grin.

"Astagfirullah, who are you and from which nature? We don't know. Go back to your realm quietly," said the headmaster with his panicked face.

Lolly who heard that was dumbfounded.

"Maybe the cave is called the spirit of curiosity as the bald" Inner Lolly.

"Ck, I'm the new student of this school sir, not a curious spirit" Lolly said with a sharp look.

"Oh, new student anyway. Come on you come in. I'm sorry you were daydreaming, thinking about how earthworms have feathers" said the principal, opening the door for Lolly to enter.

"Don't daydream a lot sir, it's not good for you. Meningan pak now reflect on how the life of a pig who has a nose hole as big as the hole of the father's nose," replied Lolly with his leisurely sitting and folding legs in front of the headmaster.

The headmaster who heard Lolly's words just nodded and pondered.

"Why does a pig have a big nostril, as big as my nostril?" the headmaster who keeps thinking.

Upon awakening, He was immediately startled and immediately glared at Lolly. Lolly who was glared at also returned the principal's pelotottan.

"Look at my eyes, so the frog demon, the frog demon," said Lolly, who continued to retaliate against the principal's plot.

BRAKKKIS...

The headmaster kicked the table, angry that he did not accept being insulted by his new student.

"You, you're just as insolent as I am. Not even a day you go to school here, you dare to act, huh?" The excited headmaster felt his anger rising.

"Sorry sir, maybe from my words I can hurt you. Once again I'm sorry sir, later I invite my neighbor mango maling father yes, sir. Yummy, "Lolly answered by displaying pup eyes that look like King Kong according to the principal.

"I'm sorry, but don't repeat. Watch you do it again at this school, I sell you to a chicken farm, too" replied the principal who began to defuse his anger.

"Okay king, Thank you for your forgiveness" Lolly said, bowing to the principal.

"So I was placed in what class, sir? Or do I have a special room for me to study, like here?" Lolly asked as she glanced at every corner of the principal's room.

"Specifically your father's head, you've been placed in the 11th grade ips1," replied the headmaster in a sharp tone.

Making the headmaster surprised and cengo heard Lolly's words.

"So, I'm sorry, you were just kidding me" said the headmaster, wiping Lolly's back.

Lolly who managed to bully the headmaster smiled happily.

"Father, I'm really interested in the same father who will soon catch up with my father" Lolly replied with a smile.

"Patience, Patience, He's an orphan. Can't be angry, must be arrested. Although her brain was mortgaged in the bank of the shari'a," The inner principal who returned Lolly's smile in distress.

"If you're a new student, why aren't you here now?" The principal's question made Lolly immediately duck down pretending to be sad.

"Then the trip went here, I got lost in the yellow rice stall, sir. To the point that I was limp and helpless to walk. Luckily Justin Bieber picked me up here" Lolly replied, pretending to wipe away her tears.

The headmaster is very depressed by facing Lolly too. Finally drove Lolly to class for the second lesson, because the first one did not come along when Lolly was sentenced to clean the toilet.

"Of course, don't talk anymore. Come on, I'll take you to class and learn the right thing, "Take the headmaster who was immediately picked up by Lolly, and follow the headmaster from behind.

Geck,

Geck...

"Excuse me Ms. Susi, I'm sorry I interrupted her study time. This is a new student who had bad luck coming earlier," said the headmaster who was immediately nodded by the teacher's mother who taught in Lolly's new class.

"Well sir, let's go, come in" the teacher told Lolly.

Lolly went straight in and faced all the students who would become her classmates. Lolly did not feel embarrassed or awkward because for him this was common to meet new friends every time he moved school.

"Now introduce yourself" cried the teacher beside Lolly.

Lolly nodded and began to introduce herself.

"Hi, I know Lollyana Cave. The cave is usually called Lolly if you want to call any cave free, just do not call a piglet. Hopefully we can be friends badly huh" said Lolly casually displaying a smile in front of her classmate who stared cengo at Lolly.

"Eum, Lolly, make friends it's gotta be good, not bad, OK?" Timpal Bu Susi who justifies the words Lolly, the,

Lolly just smiled and nodded.

"Now you sit beside the sky. Sky, please raise your hand," Susi told Sky.

The sky lazily raised his hand while looking straight ahead. Upon seeing the girl in front of him, Sky was immediately startled and rounded his eyes.

"That's it, the absurd girl that the cave met this morning," The Inner Sky who was still staring at Lolly with a frown.

Then, Lolly walked leisurely towards the Sky as they sat down.

"Hi, Brother of the clouds, we meet again. Incidentally again classmate," Lolly said with her trademark grin, Making Heaven roll her eyeballs lazily with her absurd behavior.

"Don't cave chafing!" Exciting Sky.

"Where not deket, my fellow man. Strange as a child, must have been breakfast kayaknya" muttered Lolly, who still heard the Sky.