The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl

The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
Magicians


The next day Lolly was getting ready with her uniform for school, Not forgetting she also brought her sports clothes. Because there are sports lessons at the second hour of the lesson.


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Lolly's steps, which were heard in Lina's ears. Making Lina turn her head towards Lolly, with a frown.


"Tumben is very neat, where his hair in the pigtails two more. So cute mother's son" Lina said with a warm smile.


"Well, I'm not saying Good Morning, baby, how did you sleep last night. Not surprisingly, not overlapping the demit again right" Cerocos Lolly, who made Lina immediately furious and shook Lolly's head.


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"Basins of you, early in the morning has made the mother go down. Though I have praised you loh" Lina exclaimed with a glare at her eyes.


"Hehe joked Ma'am, Just now he was just a jokes" Lolly said.


"Mom now Lolly bring more supplies well, there will be sports lessons"


"Yes, I know, I'm ready"


Lolly immediately smiled happily, Looking at her attentive mother. Until you know, Today there are sports lessons.


"Mom is the best" Praised Lolly, who immediately hugged her mother.


Lina returned Lolly's embrace, smiling.


"You went on his ojeg ride, Mang Tarno aja yah?"


"Is there a Pak Tarno?"


"There's more rice sitting, you just wait a minute"


"OK" Lolly answered by forming her thumb and index finger to form the letter O.


"Neng Lolly ayok neng, We are leaving" said Pak Tarno.


"OK pak Tarno, But before leaving try, Pak Tarno magic first" said Lolly, which made Pak Tarno confused, Bending his eyebrows.


"What does Neng Lolly mean?"


"Yes, Mr. Tarno magic first"


"I can not magic Neng Lolly"Jawab Pak Tarno who tried to patiently face Lolly.


"Yaudah Lolly ajarin pak Tarno aja"


"Now we're juggling my mom's slippers okay. First we go into the sack, Okay Pak Tarno" said Lolly.


"OK dah" replied Pak Tarno with his spirit.


"Yes, I helped Mr. Tarno. Simsalabim, So what is Brot, Brot" cried Lolly, who even farted tightly.


"Well, how come you fart Neng Lolly?" Excited Pak Tarno who covered his nose.


"Yes, Kalo who magic pak Tarno mah. Prok, Prok. It's different if I'm Brot, Brot" Lolly said casually.


"Kok nothing happened, Ah Neng Lolly, the self-styled magician" cried Mr. Tarno, shaking his hand.


"Yehh, just wait a little longer. There must be a godly man to come here" said Lolly, by putting the slippers of her mother's customers into the sack.


"Old newspaper, old battery" The voice of a two-man junkyard approached Lolly's shop.


"It's so much lo, Pake all niruin his voice uncle cuttle" said his friend.


" Uncle Ah Tong is a moron, not Cuttlefish. You idiot!"


Lolly who saw the junkyard came immediately smiled.


"Mang, Emang wrecks here mang" cried Lolly by swinging her challenge.


"That's the one, Baperan is really a person. Just brought to the legal path already that, Gimana later brought to the path of the Mang afterlife" said Lolly.


"Eh, Don't bring Neng's afterlife, I still have sins that I haven't redeemed"


"Oh so all this time, the sin of mamang in the pawn well, the food has not been redeemed. If you could figure out which bank would accept his pawnshop?" Ask Lolly innocently.


"Here, I retired from kang kongsok, Want to be a kang cilok only if this is the way" replied the junkyard who began to be depressed facing Lolly.


"You guys, just been a junkie frustrated with Lolly. I have been fifteen years as a neighbor, Alhamdulilah" said Pak Tarno.


"Alhamdulillah what?" Ask the junkie.


"Yes Alhamdulillah already, Undergoing treatment to a psychologist" said Pak Tarno with his post.


"Patience sir, Patient people he said he likes wide" Lolly said in a moved tone.


While the kang rongsok who heard Pak Tarno's curse, and the answer from Lolly could only hold his laughter. Because of the confusion that was initially touched by Mr. Tarno, but Lolly even damaged the atmosphere of the haru.


"So how's Lolly, what's going to sell" said Kang, who was starting to run out of patience.


"Patience bro patient, This I want to sell my unused sandals. But it's still good, just a scuff on the bottom"


"Well, everywhere the slippers, must be mostly blisters at the bottom. Where there are scuffles in the snoring section" cried kang kang kongsok friend who began to growl furiously.


"That's getting angry. Don't be angry dong om, Later I magic so new pokemon know the taste" said Lolly.


"As much as you're dizzy with me"


"So how much Mang, Come dong fast I want to go to school. Later Tarno late"


"Kok, I'm Neng Lolly?"


"Yes, Mr. Tarno wants a magic show"


"I'm not a tall-copied Tarno sir Neng Lolly, I'm Tarno sudjono. Not Tarno simsalabim!" Seru Pak Tarno with his face.


"Oh, I forgot about me"


After all calculated, Lolly got fifty thousand rupiah from the proceeds of selling sandals of her mother's customers.


"Still Mang, Keep the safety okay" said Lolly by stepping her feet towards the motorcycle pack Tarno.


"Kok he said I must keep the safety, lest he deceive me again" Inner kang junky, who stared confused Lolly's departure.


"Why are my sandals missing?"


"Yes I'm the same, my Sendal doesn't exist. Is there a tuyuulnya here?"


"There may not be tuyul in the morning, surely tuyulnya also busy breakfast this morning"


"So where's my sandal dong?"


Kang junkyard who was about to leave with a sack of sandals, directly stopped by the mothers.


"Hei Mang wrecks wait!" Saying mothers.


Kang immediately stopped, and faced the caller.


"Yes Mom, what's wrong?"


"Well my sandal brand is not?, the brand is swaloww red and white is not it?"


"What do you think is mom?" Say kang rongsok by taking one of the sandals in his sack.


"Oh so you've stolen my sandals huh!" Said the mothers, Aloud and waist-rigged in front of the junkyard.


Kang junky was immediately shocked, Why was he accused of turning. It's the stuff Lolly sold earlier, and Lolly said it's an unused slipper, thought the junkyard.


"Eh, Mom, it's so ma'am!"