The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
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On a clear morning, Lolly woke up early. And it's not too late like yesterday, because from last night he's been thinking about a profitable plan to negotiate.

"Hi, good morning my beautiful mother is as happy as the Inul Blood Lion" Lolly said, bowing her half as she welcomed the royal queen.

But instead of getting a reply from her, Lolly's mother immediately shook Lolly's forehead with a rice pitcher.

"It's still early in the morning Lolly, don't make your mom bleed" said her mother, who was stirring up the ready-to-sell rice.

"Oh, Mom, why the hell did you take Lolly again. What if later Lolly amnesia trus not want the same universe mom" Her mother just rolled her eyes lazy to hear the ravings of Lolly.

"Mom, Usually Mang Ucok, if early in the morning like breakfast here right?" Lolly asked, which confused her mother.

"Yes, why do you miss the same mang ucok?" Tempted his mother with a ignorant smile, by raising his eyebrows.

"Yes ma'am again kangen nih" said Lolly with his leisure.

To make her mother surprised and round her eyes, Because her mother's intention was to judge Lolly, But why Lolly's answer as if she really missed the mang ucok, thought her mother.

After everything was ready, Lolly helped her mother bring rice and side dishes, to be placed in the stall.

Lolly went straight back into the house, to get ready to put on her uniform.

"Tumben's only half six, I'm ready to wear a uniform, Usually it's seven" said his mother who was astonished to see Lolly was neat in the morning, until Lolly had prepared her bag and shoes.

Lolly just smiled shyly, without answering her mother's question. Lolly sat on the bench in front of her stall swinging her legs.

Until there was a customer who made Lolly's daydreams fall away instantly. And right, the person Lolly had been waiting for just now had finally arrived. Lolly enthusiastically serves the Ucok mang who want to eat rice.

"Mang Ucok, Finally came too. It was Lolly waitin" Lolly said, pursing her lips as if she was upset.

Mang Ucok who got attention from Lolly was happy, Karna all this time he always teased Lolly, But Lolly response with his Absurd behavior that sometimes makes Mang Ucok grimace afraid, But different from now.

"Yes, what's the matter, Miss Lolly until you wait for your brother, because Miss Lolly has replied to Love brother" said mang Ucok with a distinctive tone of speech like an eastern person.

Lolly simply responded with a faint smile.

"Not also mang Ucok, Actually Someone wants Lolly to talk important, But later I'll just finish Mang Ucok breakfast" said Lolly with a shy smile and link her hands with in a shake shake shake.

Mang Ucok who saw Lolly's behavior, made her anxious and poked Lolly's arm.

"Then, Mamang Ucok order a special kind of rice, Miss Lolly. While accompanying it" Invite Mang Ucok with a smile teasing Lolly.

Lolly just nodded and passed over to her mother, To make Mang Ucok's order.

"Lolly, actually you why, You don't usually want to be close to Mang Ucok. Especially until you wait for his arrival, or you have fallen in love with Mang Ucok Lolly" said his mother who was astonished to see Lolly's different behavior.

Lolly casually answered her mother's question by leaning on the bench.

"Father ma'am, actually Lolly has good intentions for us" Lolly's chirps surprised her mother.

"You mean, Good intentions for us, What Lolly, you want to marry her" asked her mother by raising her eyebrows.

"Ih, Mother.vMasa immediately married anyway, Not that ma'am. Lolly's intentions are really good and profitable for Lolly the same Mang Ucok" Lolly said by taking Mang Ucok order that her mother had prepared.

Mang Ucok sat down with a happy feeling, At this time his heart is blossoming. Because Lolly was going to say something important to her, and she thought Lolly was going to say love to her.

Mang Ucok immediately persimmoned, Hearing Lolly's words that seemed to encourage him in the morning today.

"Every Miss Lolly, Brother will continue to be full of strong stamina, Make face this world" replied Mang Ucok with his spirit clenched his hands upwards.

Lolly simply nodded and sat down beside Mang Ucok.

"Mang Ucok, Lolly wants to say something important. It's daytime, Lolly wants to go to school" Lolly said by linking to her two eyebrows staring at Mang Ucok.

Mang Ucok directly obeyed Lolly, he greedily ate rice made by his mother Lolly.

"Well, if Mang Ucok so many kayak gini. Later if Mang Ucok becomes a pig, Can be strong and make a lot of money" said Lolly with a happy smile towards Mang Ucok.

Mang Ucok who heard clearly Lolly's words suddenly choked.

Uhukkk, uh,

Uhukkk, uh,

"What Miss means, why Miss likened me to a pig. I am handsome like this do not accept the same as Pigs" said mang Ucok with a face of astonishment.

Lolly sighed and said.

"Ih, Mang Ucok shuffled. Dengerin Lolly who is kind, Not arrogant, Diligent saving, Helping living and dead creatures, Smooth or rough, And good morals" said Lolly with his leisure, Making Mang Ucok mangut mangut head and obey.

"Lolly wants to offer something that is beneficial to us, and can make us rich" said Lolly with her spirit to make Mang Ucok curious.

"What, is it in his favor?" Asked Mang Ucok who was still curious.

Lolly just smiled making the mancock more curious again.

"But, Mang ucok answered first want or not?, If you want to mean profit, If you don't want it means the head of the Ucok mang will be stumped" said Lolly with his leisurely breastplate, Makes Mang Ucok reflex holding his head.

"Wow, why if I don't want to be able to stump my head Miss, it's really terrible to be rejected"

"So that mang Ucok would, right?" Asked Lolly who immediately sat straight against Mang Ucok.Dan Mang Ucok immediately nodded his head.

Lolly was immediately happy and raised both hands up to make Mang Ucok participate in doing what Lolly did.

"Yeyyyy" said Lolly who was followed by Mang Ucok.

"Yaudah, Now Mang Ucok sits sweet let Lolly clear. Ok" said Lolly by wrapping her index finger and thumb to make the letter O.

And followed by Mang Ucok with a nod and wrapped his index finger and thumb forming the letter O following Lolly.

"So this is Mang Ucok, Actually Lolly has a profitable business for both of us. This business must be undertaken with care and share the tasks competently, Well. Here Lolly's duty is as a security guard for Mang Ucok, and for Mang Ucok's task is to search and search for valuables, including chicken eggs and monitor lizard eggs" said Lolly seriously, But Mang Ucok is still Cengo, Karna has not understood Lolly's words.

"I mean, this is how Miss. I don't understand" replied Mang Ucok with his confused face and frown.

Lolly simply sighed violently and pinched her temple.

"So Mang Ucok Shuffled, The effort we will live is to become a Pig Ngepet. For my duty is to Keep the Candle, and Mang Ucok's task becomes Babinya. Because Mang Ucok has entered the criteria per pig ngepet an" Lolly said casually to make Mang Ucok round his eyes in shock.