The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
Slinging

Lolly came home forced to walk, because she currently has no money, except for the remaining two thousand rupiahs.

On the way, Lolly continued to grumble with her mouth that continued to babble nonstop. Because for Lolly today is quite tiring, Moreover, he met random people, who are beyond reason.

"Oh my God, so tired today. I want to complain but be ashamed, I'm really ashamed of you my God. Can you send the man I want to ride his vehicle, To go home?, Even if the cable car is not papa, God, Just don't be kidding me" Pinta Lolly, By turning her head to Heaven.

From a distance Lolly, saw a faint light approaching her so quickly.

Ngeng,,, Srett

Lolly clasped the motor on her arm, until Lolly's body was twisted.

Brugh

Lolly fell down, because she felt dizzy. And his left hand felt numb.

"Sorry, Sorry Cave accidentally. There's another cave in a hurry, Mau canterin order mother cave" said someone who made Lolly raise her head.

"Hm, so you're grazing the cave?" Lolly, with a head that still feels staggering.

"Yes, I'm sorry I didn't mean it"

"Ck, Not intentionally. Your father was raped by a cat" cried Lolly, who began to lose his dizziness, Then Lolly got up to stand up.

"But, the father of the cave has died" said the person.

"Well, I didn't get raped by cats. But no papa, now you can get into the cave group"

"You mean?"

"Well, Lo got into the GAY group!"

"WHAT!, I'm not. The cave is normal"

"Emang lo normal really, so now you're gay"

"GAY, Apaan anyway. The cave doesn't understand?"

"Ck, Gank the Orphans!"

"Hahaha, I can do it"

"Anterin cave home!"

"But the cave again in a hurry, this will carry the order of the cave mother first"

"Jaudah the cave is coming"

"Eh?"

"Why not want, You really want to be a person, Udah grazed the cave, Trus lo want this orphan abandoned, Later sin loh. You're going to hell"

"Astaghfirullah you are a sinner!"

"Makanya, the cave's coming"

"Yes, Yes Come on. Uh but, whose name you are"

"Lolly Cave, commonly called Selena Gemez"

"Huh?"

"Lo budeg?"

"Sir"

"Yaudah, come on!".

"Eh, you don't want to know the name of that cave?"

"Ck, whose name are you?"

"Cave Warriors"

"Rangi Warriors?"

"By right"

Laskar was forced to take Lolly to his house, because he had to be responsible for grazing Lolly, Although not seriously injured.

After arriving at Laskar's house, Lolly also came down. Intending Laskar to enter the house, Emang basic Lolly minimal morals.

"Mom, Mommy. Laskar has come home mom, This is the order of mother" cried Laskar, with a slightly raised voice for his mother to hear.

Heni who was in the kitchen washing dishes, immediately heard the sound of Warriors coming home. Heni ran small to meet the Warriors, More precisely looking at his order.

"Well...?" The words of the laskar's mother immediately stopped, because she saw that Laskar brought women to his house.

"Laskar, who are you, who are you, Kok very pretty anyway" Goda the mother, who thinks that Lolly is his girlfriend Laskar.

"This is Lolly ma'am, Sadi Laskar accidentally grazed him time on the road" explained Laskar, Which made the mother surprised.

"What, Why don't you be careful anyway Laskar, Gimana if until the son of the scuffles" Grutu the mother, With the laskar's ear.

"Shhss, Oh mom's sick mom, Tadi Laskar would have apologized to her. Anyway mother anyway, Nelpon Laskar continues. So Laskar speeding me up"

"Oh, I'm sorry, mom"

"Hm"

"Hey son, whose name are you, You don't papa right, there's no cuts and abrasions right?" The barrage of questions from his mother Laskar makes Lolly, back dizzy.

"Hehe, I'm Lolly aunty. No papa, it's just the hands that get hit"

"Huft, Thank goodness. Look here, let me treat your hand"

"Eh, uh no aunt. It's just a little bruising"

"Yaudah, if you don't want to be treated. Let me just jamme" said his mother Laskar, who immediately made Lolly Cengo. Unable to answer.

His mother Laskar also prayed slowly like a whisper. And a mouth that keeps on clamoring.

"Wow what the hell, Don't-don't the cave want to be in Ruqyah again. Emang well, Life is all of a sudden, Sampe cave that only bruises suddenly in ruqyah aja. Hopefully the devil in the cave strong defense and do not come out" Inner Lolly who grimaces, Seeing her mother Laskar still komat-kamit.

"Huh,, Huh. Now it will be cured immediately" said his mother Laskar with a happy smile, While Laskar who had noticed the mother was just grinning amusedly.

"Haaa, Aing Maung, Rawrrr"

"Ehh" Mother Warrior immediately jumped in shock, Seeing Lolly who suddenly roared. With glaring eyes.

"This soldier is your friend why Warriors?" Heni who even panicked first.

"Ih, Mother anyway. Even wear all jampe-jampe, Look at it, Not healed. Don't know it's even possessed, he's become" Gerutu Laskar by trying to calm down.

"Haaa, Au, Au, Au.. Mock.. Gokka.. Aing macan Rawrr"

"Lolly, Conscious Lolly" said Laskar, wiggling down Lolly's two shoulders.

Lolly is not conscious but instead becomes, and makes her mother Laskar scream in fear. While Laskar increasingly dizzy to do what, Forced him to run to the house of Mr. Ustadz to resuscitate Lolly.

Finally, Laskar came with Mr. Ustadz, to cure Lolly from the genie in his body.

"Tuh, Mr. Ustadz see Mr. Ustadz" Appoint the Warrior who saw Lolly, while kayang with a mouth that continues to babble.

"Haaa, Aing Crocodile Rawrr"

Warriors who saw Lolly possessed, Confused to ngakak or pity. Because hearing Lolly's ridicule was so absurd that the Warrior desperately held back his laughter.

"Haaaa, Aing Tiger.. Auuuu"

Mr. Ustadz immediately took action, by reciting Quranic verses, so that Lolly quickly realized.

And Lolly also immediately fainted unconscious, Laskar was immediately amazed by the greatness of the great ustadz sir could make Lolly apart from the evil genie.

Unlike the mother, Yang even curled up behind the body of the Warrior by continuing to read the do'a.

"Astaghfirullah...

allhauma bariklana.."

"Why do you read that do'a?"

"Well, I'm afraid of Warriors, afraid of demons moving into my body"

"It's free if you read the prayer, which even makes the demons ngakak denger mother's prayer!"

"What is prayer?"

"Mom's prayers, do you want to eat the same demon?"

"Ih amit-amit don't dong"

Mr. Ustadz who had been silent listening to the child and the mother, smiled by shaking his head.

"Sorry Warrior, this is your friend?"

"Yes, Mr. Ustadz, that's my new friend. I met him on the side of the road, Mr. Ustadz, and I accidentally hit him earlier"

"Oh, but why is he possessed?"

"So my mother, who bacain jampi for him to heal his hands, Eh instead of healing even make him directly possessed by mr. ustadz"

"Emang bu Heni read what incantations?"

"So I read him Lengser Wengi sir ustadz" replied his mother Laskar with a face without sin.

While Laskar and Mr. Ustadz were immediately stunned with a gaping mouth, Hearing the words of Mr. Heni, Yang lightly read the wengi lengser to Lolly.