The Love Story of the ABSURD Girl
Shopping At The Market

After arriving at the market, Lolly and Lina were dropped from the angkot, and headed straight into the market..

"What do you want to buy first, Mom?" Ask Lolly, To Lina.

"You buy the spices first" Lina replied

Lolly just nodded her head, with her mouth forming the letter O.

After finishing buying spices, Lina also invited Lolly to go buy fish.

"Lolly, we go that way first. I want to buy fish".

Lolly just walked by following Lina's footsteps, with her head constantly darting to the right and to the left, looking so crowded the market.

After arriving at the fish sale, Lina also looked around the fish, To choose what fish to buy.

"This is a fish well, Kok his mouth is very big like a sucker wc" muttered Lolly, by lifting the medium-sized fish.

"Hello fish, you've brushed your teeth yet. Why does your mouth smell, like the mouth of a neighbor who is tormented by the chastisement?" Lolly asked, To the fish she was holding.

The merchant who saw Lolly talking to his wares was strange.

"Neng why?" Ask the merchant's father, whose name is Pak Yayat.

"Ah no sir, I just want to know this fish. You see, her lips are sexy to five inches long" replied Lolly, with a mouth that was woven into the presence of Mr. Yayat.

Mr. Yayat who saw Lolly the manyun, Nyengir.

"Oh she has sexy lips. Ordinary, yesterday was finished on his lips with my wife" replied Mr. Yayat, Making Lolly and Lina glare in shock.

"What a great deal of fish" said Lolly.

"Who dong fish" replied Mr. Yayat proudly.

"Oh yes Mr. Yayat, I have a song for Mr. Yayat this morning"

"What?"

"Dengerin yah" said Lolly, With a plan to take a pack of fish Yayat to make an artificial mic.

"Tingky wingky, Dipsy, Hayat, Pohhh"

"Songs Cangkem mu" Ketus Pak Yayat, by forcibly taking the fish that Lolly held.

"Yeah, not happy singing. This is even angry Mr. Corpse" Lolly said.

"What are you saying" asked Mr. Yayat, with eyes glaring at Lolly.

"Say nothing" replied Lolly, with a plain face.

"Here is Lolly, you don't act anymore. I've been dizzy with all your behavior, which is making trouble with other people. And make them dizzy until frustrated" said Lina, who mediates the debate Lolly and Mr. Yayat.

"But mom, Lolly was just playing with that fish. Lolly had nothing to do with fish" Lolly replied.

"That you don't know what the fish are, but you even make the fish trader frustrated Lolly" said Lina.

"No papa ma'am, I'm safe. I'm used to being in giniin, my wife's people have the same fold really, Same daughter of Lina's mother" said Mr. Yayat.

"That's mom, I'm horrified. If Pak Hayat was comfortable talking to Lolly, so let Lolly add to Lolly's knowledge, by asking the same sir yayat bu" said Lolly who was chuckling.

While Lina could only exhale deeply, Not knowing what to do with preventing Lolly, so as not to act.

"All right, it's up to you Lolly. I want to pick the fish first, over there" said Lina, and passed away.

"Sir Yayat I want to ask you again?" Lolly asked, To Mr. Yayat who was cleaning the fish.

"What?" Answer Mr. Yayat with regret.

"Will that be his life in the water, well how do fish breathe anyway, Mr Corpse?" Lolly asked, Showing her plain face.

"You once again Call me a corpse, I'll make you a peddler!" Said Mr. Yayat, By brandishing his knife, which is commonly used to cut fish.

"Well, good as it is, so I want to taste the meat of rasain pak Corpse" replied Lolly, who made Mr. Yayat squeeze her hair.

"Whatever you want" Pasrah Pak Yayat.

"Yeah, Mr. Yayat hasn't answered my question yet"

"Which question?"

"What do fish breathe in water?"

"The answer to the dead body is wrong"

"Why wrong?"

"The color of the fish breathes in that water, with the permission of God. Not wearing gills"

Mr. Yayat only smiled in frustration, Hearing Lolly's reply. Then Mr. Yayat approached Lina, to ask when she had settled on choosing a fish.

"You bought the fish?" Asked Pak Yayat, making lina astonished by frowning.

"So sir, what's wrong?"

"Why-why, just choose the fish. I want to go home now" replied Mr. Yayat.

Unsuspecting Lolly, Lina immediately paid for the fish she bought, and went from her place, Mr. Yayat trade.

"Lolly, what did you do to Mr. Yayat?" Lina asked Lolly.

"Nobody say, just talk about how to do business"

"What business is it?"

"Tuyul miara business" Lolly replied casually, leaving Lina in shock with a reflex holding onto her chest.

"What else would you buy?" Ask Lolly, with her chancy. As if nothing happened.

"You're buying rice"

"Oh yes, Lolly is hungry"

After arriving at the rice seller, Lina asked about the price and quality of the rice.

"This rice is good isn't it?" Ask Lina, At the rice seller.

"Good ma'am, I assure you. This rice can turn into rice after the mother cooks"

"Yes, everywhere is rice can be rice sir. How can rice turn into pork eggs" Lolly said.

"The pig lays eggs?", asked the rice seller.

"Where do I know, I asked the parking attendant " Said Lolly, which made Lina feel puffed up.

"Of course, Lolly you always want to argue with people. How much rice is this sir?" Ask Lina.

"Oh it costs 400 thousand bu stalls, the quality is good and reliable can be rice bu"

"Waduh expensive sir, can be reduced sir?" Ask Lolly, who's back again.

"How many in lessin?"

"Lack off a little sir, 390 thousand aja" Lolly replied casually, Making the rice seller shocked.

"Oh okay" replied the rice seller made Lina even more shocked.

"May you sir, which one did I take, sir?" Ask Lolly.

"You take ablution, Trus prayed repentance to Allah swt. Ask for forgiveness, Because you have offered my merchandise at a price that is beyond the brain" replied the rice seller who began to run out of patience.

Lina who saw the angry rice seller, Without saying much directly pay and take the rice she bought, By taking Lolly away.

When all was bought, and now Lolly's in trouble because of a lot of groceries, until Lolly hit someone, who made her fall together.

Brucks

"Oh mother" Lolly cried, who made Lina walk in front of him immediately turned around to see Lolly.

"Lolly you don't papa, do you?" Ask Lina who helped Lolly to wake up.

"I'm sorry, I accidentally hit your son" replied the person, Making Lina instantly freeze.

Deg

Lina's heart immediately beat unnaturally, Because she heard a voice that she had long recognized.

Lina immediately turned around, and saw who Lolly had hit. Upon seeing that person, Lina instantly widened her eyes in shock.

"Your "Pointing Lina to the person.