The Former Cassanova
The SMA 2

Two months ago, whether there was any wind, Tania seemed to aggressively give CLBK signals to Deka. Starting from sending frequent chats, treating him to eat in the cafeteria, to taking him home together.

Deka who still loves Tania, finally expressed his desire to re-knit the love. As a tit for tat, Tania receives back Deka's love.

Later Deka felt Tania changed. In this second relationship, Tania becomes more aggressive. Just like this afternoon after school, Tania asked to date in her room. In fact, Tania invited him to watch anu-anu movie. So that makes the anu moved until then they almost kebablasan. Luckily, the smell of the fart saved him.

Deka is not a pious teenager who has never been contaminated by negative things. Together with Tania and some of the girls she has been dating, she has done everything like touch, hug, kiss and kiss. However, to anu-anu he had not dared to do so.

Like other teenagers, he also often watched adult films with his fellow men. Watching adult films with a girl let alone the girl is her lover, certainly dangerous and very risky. However, yesterday it was Tani who seemed to deliberately pave the way for him.

Although he had refused at the beginning, but in the end he fell asleep with the adult film scene and almost fell into a hole of error.

******

“Tan, wait!” exclaim Deka. Since morning inexplicably Tania always avoids him.

“What's the matter, Beb? Angry at me?” ask Deka.

Tania folded her hands on her chest while she was singing her lips a few inches. Just shut up, don't answer Deka's questions.

Deka pulled Tania's hand to follow her. Deka takes Tania to the back garden of the school. The quiet place they used to go when they wanted to combine love. Shedding longs in school break hours.

“On yesterday I'm sorry, yes! I'm khilaf. I promise I won't do it again,” said Deka full of regrets.

Deka thought Tania was angry over her behavior yesterday. Although it was actually Tani who first gave the bait to him. As Bi Siti often said when chatting with fellow ART next door. Cats if given salted fish will certainly not refuse.

Although the lowly analogy feels less precise addressed to Deka. I was likened to a cat. Even if I am analogous to a cat, do not want the same salted fish. Bluefin Tuna fish, the most expensive fish in the world that is popular in Japan. As soon as his heart said.

“Darling, let's apologize! I'm khilaf, Tan. I will never repeat it again. I sincerely love you. I'll try to keep you, and not damage you.” Deka clasped Tania's hand.

“I'm not angry because of that," argued Tania.

“Keep you're angry about what? About farting?” Deka never thought if Tania was angry with him about the fart that was released.

Is not fart (fiatus) one of the blessings that God gives to his creatures. People who cannot fart will experience dyspepsia. Of course, it will take a lot of money to cure the disease.

Tania was silent. He threw his gaze at the swaying grass. The grass seemed to make fun of Tania with a shake of ‘I'm still high. Guaranteed still ting ting.’

“If about fart, how about ya.” Deka scratched his itchy head, but this morning he was shampooing with anti-dandruff shampoo.  

“The fart ‘kan humane, Beb. It's very hard for me to hold it. But for your sake, I'll try to hold back if the farts suddenly come engulfing.” Indonesian subjects learned before the break had apparently affected the vocabulary spoken by Deka this time.

Deka clasped Tania's hand tighter. Dipped his fingers into Tania's fingers. Their positions stand facing each other. Tania was leaning against the wall of the warehouse room. Deka's head turned to the right, to the left and back. Make sure no one is around. Then he kissed her girl's lips. Slowly in the beginning and ferocious in the end. The kiss turned into a wild kiss. French kisses.

They often make fun of this place. One day their action was caught by Mr. Ngadiman, the principal at this High School. At that time Deka and Tania were immediately led to the Counseling Guidance (BK) room. Even their parents were also called by BK teachers. Luckily they only got a reprimand at that time.

Long enough the duration of the kiss lasted. Deka let go of her kiss. His hand grabbed Tania's chin, then his thumb rubbed on Tania's lips. “Udah yes, don't be angry again. I love you,” he said.

Tania developed a smile. “Going to school, to my house again yes,” the door.

“Ready, My dear,” Deka replied. Then kiss Tania's cheek.

The bell rang, the hour break sign was over. They went back to their classes. Tania and Deka are different classes. Deka entered the IPA class, while Tania entered the IPS class. They were in the same class as in first and second grade.

*****

“You what? What events are there at Dito's house?” deka asked in a whisper as well. In front of the class, Mr. Fajar Sulistyo the physics teacher was giving material about the theory of relativity.

“Custom. Boss crickets,” replied Fery whispered again. Boss cricket is a term used by Deka and his friends, which means watching adult movies.

“Aseek,” says Deka.

“Any object moving at speed v, has linear momentum that is directly proportional to its mass and velocity. The momentum of an object moving at a speed close to the speed of light c, will experience a change in momentum due to experiencing the symptoms of relativity.” Mr. Fajar is explaining the chapter Relativistic Momentum. But Deka and Fery even fun whispering about ‘bos’ crickets

“Deca, Fery!” exclaim Mr. Fajar who found Deka and Fery even chatted while he was explaining the lesson. Elementary student less apem, eh asem.

“Explain how relativistic momentum formula is!” Mr. Fajar glared with a smile. (Switch not glaring with a smile)

“Boss crickets,” say Deka and Fery together. Their mouths were compact and they answered those two words.

“Hahahaha.” Laughter broke out, the entire student laughed. Especially male students who mostly understand the meaning of “secret” says “cic bos”.

“You guys are legal!" exclaim Mr. Fajar loudly.

"So morning I have received punishment from Mr. Agus cleaning the bathroom, sir," said Fery.

During the first hour of study, namely historical subjects, Fery was punished for not doing PR. Mr. Agus - history teacher gave him the opportunity to do PR, instead of PR answers all he answered with the sentence: waalahu nature, I was not born. Because the PR thing is all about the year. What year did the first and second world wars take place? So one of the things about PR history this morning.

"Because you're chatting, you're gonna have to answer the question I gave you!" firmly Mr. Fajar.

“Don't bother, sir. Please," please Fery with teary eyes.

Elementary school boy! Being told about it is already a crybaby. Not later, if given the problems of life that come and go. (Yes ... Mak Otor vent)

"The question is easy, the answer is difficult," said Mr. Fajar.

"All right, I'm giving you a very easy question about free fall. Listen me! A coconut fell from its tree 5 meters high. What is the speed of coconut when it hits the ground?”

“Speed, as fast as I fell in love with him, sir,” as fast as Fery.

“Hahahaha.” Laughter all over the class. Mr. Fajar just shook his head to hear Fery's answer.

“Try you, Deka! If you can't answer, you're both punished!" threaten Mr. Dawn.

"Come, answer, Ka! Lo's pinter. Your intelligence can save our lives" said Fery.

“The formula of free fall motion is v\=akar 2gh. G is known to be the magnitude of the acceleration of gravity of the earth 10 meters per second while h is the height of the tree which is 5 meters. So, the speed of the coconut when it hits the ground is 2x10x5 roots equal to 10 meters per second" Deka explained.

“Betul," said Mr. Fajar.

“Yeaayyy.” Deka cheered as he pointed his two index fingers to the ceiling exactly like the celebration of Lionel Messi's goal.

Although not a class champion, but Deka is also not a stupid child. He always got the top ten in his class. The physics question asked by the teacher can be easily answered.

“Support is right answer. If it's wrong I told the field to daze!” exclaimed Mr. Dawn, the most kind, not arrogant, and a little handsome physics teacher. Aja aja but loh, because it is still a handsome Shahrukh Khan. Ea ea ...