The Former Cassanova
Jengkol

“Feeders .. jengkol.”

“What?”

“J-e-je, ng, k-o-ko, l, jengkol,” says Ririn by spelling the word jengkol.

“Abang often heard the name of the food, but brother has never seen what his name is jengkol," said Deka.

“Saddened once life Brother tuh, already this age has never seen jengkol. Especially eating jengkol, definitely never huh?” lontar Ririn's.

It is very sad, there are people who do not know the food of a million Indonesians. Foods that smell pungent, but have a lot of nutritional content. Although this food is also famous for its many restrictions.

“Alright Akachan, let's hunt jengkol. Come on, we're now to the supermarket!” exclaim Deka.

“Ke supermarket want what, Bang?”

“Buy jengkol.”

“It looks like in the supermarket there is no jengkol.”

“Continue buying where dong?”

“In traditional market.”

“OK. Come, now we go to the market!” Deka got up from his seat.

“Abang to the market wear that shirt?” lontar Ririn while looking at the appearance of Deka who wore a shirt complete with a tie. Her husband had just returned from work.

“Indeed why wear a shirt like this?” The back asked. There is nothing wrong with his appearance. How thought.

“If you go to the traditional market with such an appearance, you will be mistaken for a pot sales from Korea. The solution is not only officials and directors, sales are also berdasi.”

Ririn giggled when she remembered Sanah's lover named Situh. One day the lover of the ART came home wearing a full shirt plus a tie. At that time Ririn asked, “Mas Situh this director or manager?”

“Not, Mom. I sell versatile Granite Pans. Want to buy a granite pot? It's a product from Korea, Mom. This granite pan proved to be safer than teflon. Because the non-stick material is made of granite coating that is proven to be safe, it does not contain harmful chemicals. So as to make cooked food safe to consume and nutrition is maintained. Can be taken for twelve months, ma'am. So, do not burden the husband. This pot is versatile loh. Can make frying, baking, steaming, boiling and others. This pot .... “ Situh continue to spend like sales.

In his heart, Ririn regretted asking Situh's work if the answer would be along the Indonesian train. Feels being given tausyiah by the Sanah lover. Tausyiah about the pot.

“Do not forget, the pot can hit your head if you betray me,” timpal Sanah when Situh tells the advantages of the pot.

Deka breathed a sigh of relief after returning from the traditional market. It was the first time he entered the traditional market. The first time I saw a jengkol sighting.

Luckily, she followed Ririn's advice to replace her trousers with shorts. And replace his expensive shoes with flip-flops. Despite the protests at the beginning.

“Masa, you wear sandals like this anyway? This ‘kan sandals for musala if you want wudu,” protest Deka.

“Then to the traditional market is forbidden to cool the maximum, Bang.” Ririn's answer silenced Deka's protest.

Ririn entrusted the jengkol she bought cooked by Sanah. Because he was lazy to cook, just wanted to eat right away.

“This smells what the hell?” asked Deka while sniffing the pungent aroma in the entire kitchen.

“What does Father smell?” sanah Lontar.

“Here you!” decah Deca's. Sanah, according to him, stepped towards Deka.

Deka sniffed her nose as Sanah approached. “You haven't had a shower yet?” hatchlings.

“Already, Father. A shower for me is a necessity, sir. Not just the activity of washing the body with water and then equipped with soap to keep the body clean,” Sanah said.

“Why does it smell like this? You are wrong with soap, kali.”

“No, Sir. I didn't use the wrong soap. Since long ago I always use soap whose advertising star is a beautiful woman, so that she is beautiful. If not wrong, right now the star of the ad is a beautiful model whose face is eleven twelve with me," Sanah said in her signature style.

“Who is a beautiful model whose face is eleven twelve with you?” asked Deka with a frown.

“Maudy Ayunda, Sir,” replied Sanah blushed.

“Maudy Ayunda, Maudijitak palalo new real!”

“Hihihihi.” Sanah grimacing keki. “Masa Maudijitak, Sir.”

“What dong? Or Maudikubur tomorrow.”

“Ih, Father, kok more and more serem. The truth is Maudisayang Maudicinta Situh,” said Ririn.

“What?” Deka glaring., “Mau dearest same ghue. Sumpek deh lo. Cih.” Deka flicked her shoulders.

“Suitable anyway, Sanah same Situh. Later if you have a child named Inih same Onoh."

“What's the matter, Bang?” lontar Ririn came to the kitchen to hear the commotion between her husband and Sanah.

“This, Sanah stinks so much, try to kiss deh,” Deka said.

Ririn sniffed Sanah's body scent. “No smell, Bang. Person she just took a shower.”

“What does this smell like? The smell stings around the kitchen.”

“Oh, this is the name of the smell of jengkol, Bang,” said Ririn after sniffing the aroma that smelled in the kitchen.

“Sanah, how, is it ripe the jengkol I gave you?” lontar Ririn imitates Sanah's way of speaking.

“Already, Mom. Do you want to eat it now?”

“Iya, dong.”

“Alright, Mom. I will prepare.”

Sanah went to prepare his cooking jengkol. While Ririn invites Deka to sit at the dining table.

Not waiting long, Sanah came with a bowl of jengkol. “Do you want to eat jengkol with rice?”

“Bby. Just a little, Nah. Get me a plate of rice" said Ririn.

Deka rolled his eyeballs. Hearing the dialogue between Ririn and Sanah, is like watching a theater.

“Good, Bu.” Sanah prepares rice and others, then arranges them on the dining table.

“Abang has never eaten jengkol ‘kan?” lontar Ririn's.

Deka. “But.”

Of course not yet, today is the first time he saw the form of jengkol. “The shape is similar to shirt buttons.” So said Deka when he first saw jengkol in the market earlier.

“Now Brother ate his jengkol, yes,” said Ririn.

“Enak not yet?”

“Enak, dong. Eat yes.” Ririn feeds one of the jengkol seeds into Deka's mouth.

As soon as the jengkol went into the mouth and chewed a little, Deka immediately grabbed the tissue and melted the jengkol from inside his mouth. “Hoek. It feels weird!”

“It's delicious, Bang.”

“Not good, but weird.”

The look on Ririn's face instantly turned sad. “Akachan wants you to eat jengkol,” he said with teary eyes.

Looking at the wife's sad face, inevitably, like to dislike, Deka obeyed Ririn's willingness to eat jengkol. Slowly but surely, in the end Deka was able to spend ten buttons jengkol. While Ririn only ate a little, just tasting.

After eating the jengkol, they sat casually in front of the television.

Deka stroked Ririn's stomach. “Yang, the Akachan how's it going?” He spoke right in front of Ririn's face. Of course with his mouth that stinks.

“Abang eat jengkol enggut directly brush your teeth huh?” Ririn reflexes distanced her face because she smelled the smell of jengkol from Deka's mouth.

“Neg. Indeed why?”

“Try Abang kiss yourself mouth scent Abang.”

“Hah.” Deka exhales her breath into the palm of the hand that is close to the mouth.

Gubrake ...

Deka immediately fainted.