The My Kindergarten Teacher

The My Kindergarten Teacher
Arriving at the House of David


God and Alina continue on their way to the house of Eyang Daud. Again the god moduskan himself jerking Vespanya makes Alina inevitably embrace his waist again.


"Sir God is indeed ! It is only fitting that Mr. Ragil becomes the secretary of death, his boss wong is not clearly like this !" murmur Alina.


"Lho's? It's not clear where Jeng is? Wong is clearly. A handsome face, proportional body, a diluted brain, seedlings of weight emblazoned with visible ceta... Time is said to be so.." protesting the God while turning towards the street of the house of David.


"It's not physical, sir, but behavior and attitude."


"Look if I like being hugged by you Jeng... Ouchhh !" shouted the God who was pinched in his tight stomach.


"Sir God not*pleki (sucks )!" alina is upset.


God's widest. "Geez, that's the talk... Moreover, not*teli? Nga*neither ?"


FYI, all the words that God said were crude words from njelehi.


Alina how the handsome man could understand the swearing of Javanese.


"And I told you, my great-grandfather wong Solo, so about Javanese, cincay lah ! Moreover, bokap also wong Jowo. Is there an Indian tribe whose last name is Hadiyanto? It's Lightfeather, Redbear, Redbull..."


Alina smiled at the explanation of the God who was getting nervous.


"It's up to Jeng Alina. Thank you for using the Gods online object" the man's grin made Alina gawk.


"What?" Alina looked at the God asunder. "Godfather is not clear !"


Gods laughing. "Well come in, let Eyangmu eat pandan cake and cupcake. Are you still drinking wasgitel tea?"


Alina who had already descended from the Vespa, looked at the confused God. "The Lord knows wasgitel tea?" The girl took off her helmet and opened the blue fence and the God took her Vespanya to the courtyard of the house.


"Yes Allah Jeng Alina dear, right I have said, Kulo niku descendants so solo (i am a descendant of Solo ). Kulo mboten saget nek mboten ngunjuk typical wasgitel tea Solo (i could not if not drink the typical wasgitel tea Solo )" the God replied with a witty face making Alina laugh out loud While receiving the girl's helmet and put in the trunk.


"Wis Soyo error Pak Dewa" teased Alina while entering her eye house.


Parjo who saw Alina coming the same God, looked surprised. "Lho mbak Alina how can come the same mas Dewa?"


"I am today an online ojek Pak Parjo" replied the God relaxed. "What is kabare Pak Parjo? My mom likes the same plants. There's no sing unyu-unyu like that?" ask the gods while saluting Parjo.


"His mother God likes tho ? There are many mas. Monggo I love whatever Ben mas god chooses to dhewe." Parjo invites Dewa to linean plants that are indeed small types.


Alina's looking for her eyes. "That, assalamu'alaikum..."


"Wa'alaikum salam. Come aboard what's Lina?" eyang Daud asked as he pushed the trolley containing his bonsai collection towards the terrace.


"Just like God, he's got eyes" Alina replied, kissing the back of David's hand.


"God? Cah koplak sing ibune diarani mbeleh wong handyman (a cute boy whose mother is called a slaughterer )? How iso with ?" david asked confused. "Kowe Wis knows tho?"


"Lina had known the Lord before but only knew ordinary people. Last night Mr. Dewa saw Lina waiting for an online ojek, continued to offer to be escorted home and Lina assented let alone it was night." Alina helped David to sit on the porch.


"You know you can still be out at night. The same eyed story" pinta Daud who confused his grandson never went out at night.


David knew about Gatot because Alina told him and even though she had not met him in person, she was not very happy with him. For some reason, he did not know but after Alina told him about the incident last night, David also understood why his little heart was not too enthusiastic about the man who was approaching his grandson.


"It's good to have a God. Anyang knows you can take care of yourself but hear you come home the nights ride the online ojek, make you worried. Thank God you were brought by a good man... Now, brake Ning endi (where's her son?)?" David was looking for a god.


"Room Parjo ... Mbok Ojo dipekso grab cactus. Coaching my mama Soyo fierce (later my mama more fierce )!" the voice of God came from beside the house.


"Lha mas Dewa does not like the button model plant.." timpal Parjo.


"Funny form bunder bunder kayak tumo asu (dog flea ), dadi want mitesi (so want to tick )" answered Dewa made Parjo laugh.


"Mas Dewa kiiee lho nek golek terms ..." kekeh Parjo.


David and Alina saw the God with Parjo coming from the side area.


"Ah Assalamualaikum eyang Daud. Nyuwun Sewu grumbled again" God's greeting while kissing the back of David's hand.


"Wa'alaikum salam Ngger. Piye your mama ? Jik nesu Karo Kowe (still angry with you )?" it was David who made Alina look at her that she could not believe.


Eyang called out to God sir, Ngger ?! As far as Alina was concerned, the call was only given her eyes to certain people because it was usually 'Son'.


"Whoah yes definitely not... Mama immediately kepo how to care for the plant and care for her much more dear than her own child. The definition of a biological child loses the same swamp thing. "the word God makes David laugh out loud.


"Ngger, how about Karo swamp thing tho (what do you think of Swamp Thing)?"


"Lho Swamp Thing is from a plant... The one on my desk is a plant, "the God's alibi that makes Alina hold her temple.


"Soyo ndodro deh pak Dewa (more and more ngadi deh pak Dewa )" murmured Alina.


"Who who is Miss Alina ... Wong is the reality" said Dewa with a clear face.


Alina looked at the confused God. Where's Jeng's call?


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Note


Swamp Thing is a swamp monster from DC Comics. He had access to all kinds of plants on Earth. This makes him one of the most powerful characters from DC Comics. He could hardly be killed because he could form a new body of any kind of plant if his body was destroyed.


(Source DC Characters )


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