The My Kindergarten Teacher
Ngereog Ala Dewa

A week after the New York children came to Jakarta and they all heard Bayu gave an unreasonable punishment to the Bocil duo of death, Dewa finally ventured to face Bagas and Sapphira seriously. (The punishment of the Bocil duo of death can be read in My 100th Secretary).

The gods gather drama in front of Bagas and Sapphira who are sitting watching a television show. The attitude of their only son, Absurd bin random bin Merbagikkan, made the couple look at God in confusion.

"You why Wa? Do you want to go to the Tibetan Temple? How long will the paste be?" tanya Bagas was confused.

"Or do you want to go to the palace Jogja proposed to be a courtier?" timpal Sapphira made the God pout.

"Iissshhh even abdi dalem. Gini you know, nyokap..."

"Polite Wa.." said Safira.

"Kulo badhe proposed to Jeng Alina .." replied the Lord.

Bagas and Safira gawking. "Heeeehhh?" the couple's husband and wife. "What the fuck Wa ! Seriously you?" ask Safira.

"Lamin... Lamarin .. "the whining of God like Aizen makes Sapphira have to throw a pillow on the face of God.

"Woi cumiii, you want to propose to someone's child. The truth is that Aizen is not given ice cream !" hardik Bagas is worried about his son.

"Lha is serious, father." God retorts judes.

Bagas holds his temple. "You take care of it ! I'm dizzy !"

"Wait for Dewananda Kim Pratomo Hadiyanto. Look, the name of the proposal needs preparation... Not playing slonong Boim directly said the same Mr. David. 'Eyang, dalem badhe proposed to Jeng Alina. Angsal mboten' ... Not the concept of Panjul !" nagel Safira.

"Eh but that's okay, Ma. Brief solid clear simple intent directly conveyed" chirped God. "Addduuuhhh duh... The ants... The ants..." The handsome man stood up slowly and sat on the sofa opposite his parents. His hands were massaging his feet.

"Listen to the God of his son, Mr. Bagas and Ms. Safira. You if you want to propose to Alina it must be preparation especially we wong Jowo. Ono upload his upload. You bring a hand and ready a ring for Alina as well as we count the good days to get married. It's nothing, this generation you've been kind of queuing sembako who want to marry. Bayu wind Lisus, then Nadya with Omar. After that mbuh sopo maning (who else ).." Safira's nag.

"So we're having a proposal to bring a circus troop there? Geez Ma, like don't know how our family.." lamented God.

"What do you want?"

"Well, we-we only. Same Ragil. Let him be a hot worm... Who told me to be at home menjomblo.." chirping God.

Bagas shook his head. "Well, Fira, you take care of the gods. I'm not going back and forth (understand ) about this..."

***

Sunday At A Shopping Center in Central Jakarta

"Alina likes what?" ask Safira while entering the Victoria's Secret boutique.

"Yeahhhh? Where do I know Ma.." said the Lord. "Guys and riceks not yet... Addduuuhhh !" Safira plucked his son's head in anxiety.

"Dare you check and tastek Alina before marriage, Mama cut it out !" snapped Safira judes made the god manyun sambll rub his head.

"What did my mother wear?" the God's murmur was upset.

"Nih agate ring !" reply Sapphira while showing her wedding ring with a large diamond there. As Bagas and Sapphira commemorate their silver wedding, Bagas gives a new wedding ring as an anniversary gift.

"Yes wassalam if you wear mehong begono ring!" god judes returns to his mother. "It's up to your mom to make any event."

"Today, we have to get everything. Prayer tools, clothes, toiletries, shoes, bags, make up ..." Safira saw the list. "Let's get here and go somewhere else."

***

Ragil was confused because on Sunday, he was required to come to the mall with an online ojek. The handsome man immediately approached Bottega Veneta's boutique where Safira and Dewa were. Ragil could see the Gods sitting sweetly with brand bags at his feet in large quantities.

"Sir God wants to open an online store?" asked Ragil while approaching his Boss.

"Who is this for, sir?" Ragil saw the shoes of Christian Louboutin and Burberry. Not yet other brands.

"Create a cover event .." replied Dewa.

Ragil. "Are you sure you want to propose to Miss Alina? Already fixed? Have you been sincere lilahi taala if you sold out?"

The god looked at Ragil judes. "For a long time I've been duct tape lambe you !"

Ragil. "Alhamdulillah... So if the Lord starts to goreog, I can wadhul (nothu ) to Miss Alina..."

"Basar wadhul artisan ! Emang Kowe pancen massage !" The god curled the secretary's neck plus her assistant made Safira who was still busy choosing a bag for Alina to turn her head.

Immediately the beautiful doctor hired two handsome men who fuss like High School children. "Geez you guys that's it !" hardik Safira was anxious to make the service assistants at the boutique laugh amusedly at the Sultan's family who often forget his status.

"Duh Bu Safira, very serious jewel ears.." said Ragil while rubbing his reddened ears.

"You two are ! Just like a high school boy ! Sit down with a henchman ! I'll buy gelato !" safira.

"Lha Mama makes us like SD children." God's voice instantly disappears when Safira gives bombastic side eye to her son. "duh... Galake my mama sing ayu dhewe se planet earth..."

***

In a cafe famous for ice cream and gelato

"When are you planning to propose to Miss Alina?" tanya Ragil who knows himself called as an extra energy brings a lot of Safira groceries.

"Know it ! This is your boss like Mandra asking for marriage Use a strong party!" sulk Sapphira towards the God who is engrossed uprek-uprek nose. "The God ! It's so bad Paijo this one!"

"Itching Ma. He said that snacking is like getting ******* especially if the upile is Gedhe .. "said God Cuek.

"Astaghfirullah Al Adzim ! Gini kok ya ex a lot !" saffira Mumm. "Wa, Mama never taught you to be dirty in public places !"

"Lha we're in the corner, where it's nyempil. Who saw the most Mama and Orgil doang.." God replied indifferently.

"God's Mask?"

The three men turned their heads and saw a beautiful girl with a beautiful makeup standing near the partition where they were sitting.

"Who is it?" ask the god to act plain.

"Ih my God... I'm Tamara Hamid, a close friend of Pramudya's." The girl reached out to Sapphira. "Tante must be his mother Lord yes. Hello to you."

Sapphira received Tamara's hand and turned to the God. "This is the culprit?"

"What's Auntie's crackle?" ask Tamara confused.

"The crackle that gave war medicine*sang to Pramudya" Safira replied coldly.

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