The My Kindergarten Teacher
God and David

The House of David Prayogo

The god smiled politely towards the old man and slightly nodded his head. "Assalamualaikum, sir" he said.

"Wa'alaikum salam. Want to buy a plant?" david asked as he limped his walk and the God swiftly helped the man not to fall.

"Pun sir, pinarak mawon (just sit)" lead the gods to the terrace chair. "She can watch over me from here."

David was surprised to hear Alus' Javanese speech from the man. "Lho, can you speak Javanese?"

"Saget tho pak, wong bokap kulo wong Jowo (can tho sir, because my bokap Javanese )" replied the god with his pedenya make David laugh.

"Arek era Saiki (children today ), speaking gado - gado" kekeh David. "Who's your name, Ngger?"

"Wuuuiiiihhhh long time no one called me Ngger" exclaimed God splashy.

The name Angger in Javanese means child. The greeting is usually used to name a boy. Like tole so Le, boy or son in English and Nak in Indonesian.

Parjo who saw the tall man with a half-cule face was excited, could only shake his head. In Jakarta, there are already many children who do not know upload or Java language but this handsome man is different.

"Your sopo ngger (whose name is nak )?" ask David.

"Kulo Gods... Mr asmonipun sinten njih (father whose name is yes - Java kromo Inggil )?" The god Salim went to David in a reverent manner.

"Eyang David. He was usually called by that name... Kowe golek opo plant (what are you looking for plants )?"

"Begini eyang Daud, leres njih (right yes ). Mboten nopo-nopo Kulo sanjangki ngaten (it's okay I call it - Java kromo )."

"Rak Popo" answered David. "Kowe golek kanggo sopo (who are you looking for)?"

"Make my mama. Today I did it and my ears have been hit by the jewel twice... O Allah Gusti, fortunately it was my mother who took me nine months in the stomach with an atmosphere of joy and sorrow. My mother said, once in the stomach was troublesome, brojol more troublesome.." replied the God with a serious face made David and Parjo open to see the man's expression.

"Kowe pancen ndablek sakjane (you are indeed recalcitrant maybe )" quirk Daud who felt getting a mood booster with the presence of a handsome man who turned out to be koplak.

"If there's no doubt about it, he said. Wong bokap me young age is also stubborn not kelulungan... So Ono sing imitated (some imitated )" replied the God with a confident face.

"Sing elek Kuwi Ojo mbok tiru tho Ngger (that ugly you do not imitate son)" said David.

"Sampun keblandrak (incident )" answered the God innocently made the two old men there.

"Wis mandheg (has stopped), repent Ngger.." advises David.

"This is also in the process of repentance nasuha, eyang. Suwer, seriously... " God raised his index and middle fingers like a peace sign.

"Alhamdulillah... Soale mesakke (pity ) your mother. By the way your mother does her job?" ask David.

"Mbeleh the man (slaughter of man)" God answered making David and Parjo surprised.

"The mother's a butcher's god?" ask Parjo with a shuddering body.

"The butcher in the operating room aka the surgeon."

"God is also a doctor?" ask David.

"Continue looking for plants so that your mama doesn't get angry with you?" ask David.

"Leres eyeglass. My mother is very beautiful top but when it comes out Maleficent her... Wuuuiiiihhhh. In my family I was educated, rule number one. Mom is always right. Rule number two, return to rule number one."

Parjo laughed amusedly at the serious face of the God. "But God, if his mother is wrong?"

"I ngeyel if mama is one but one that must be remembered, should not yell at mama. Debate may be but do not raise the tone of the voice that leads to yelling because of abstinence in our family."

David nodded. "Good advice."

"David lives with Parjo sir?" ask God. "Where are the grandchildren?"

"There's my granddaughter but she lives in Kebon Jeruk, boarding there because it's close to her workplace."

"Ooh... The granddaughter didn't come here?" asked the God with a face made as slab as possible but in his heart hope arrived - suddenly Alina Mak jegagik mecungul (sudden appeared ).

"Alina, my granddaughter's name comes usually tomorrow. On Saturday, he is busy dealing with his sales in an online store" answered David.

I was wrong, Bambaaanngggg! God swore in the heart. "Oooohhh..."

"What kind of plant does God want to take?" ask David.

"The "Chinese Money plant. This fit in for my mom's office. At least not the smell of doctors and antiseptics !" god's Smile.

"It fits that Ngger. Easy to care for."

"Jih eyang."

The gods eventually paid for the plant and placed it in Vespanya. After that, the man decided to go home and promised to come back again to buy other plants.

"Ndoro sepuh, I just met this time with a guy who is relaxed like that. Though it seems that he is the son of a rich man" said Parjo after closing the fence of the house.

"Anake wong sugih but ngerti upload upload Ki charcoal-arang Saiki era (his son rich but know the order of Krama is rarely today ). Although jarene dekne ndablek (he said he was wayward), but the basic education of his parents is good. Kayake cah Kuwi Ono priyayi nek ndelok glegere (it looks like the child has a descendant of priyayi when viewed from the form )" murmured Daud.

"If you are betrothed to mbak Alina how is Ndoro sepuh?"

David smiled. "We don't know who his family is yet, Parjo. Don't be confused at the first meeting. Maybe it was a god like that or just made up... We'll know by the time of the next meeting..."

Parjo nodded. Somehow Parjo really likes the slengean man because it can make David laugh after a long time can not laugh since he was sentenced to suffer from stage three skin cancer.

At least sepuh ndoro looks happy today thanks to the presence of mas Dewa.

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