The My Kindergarten Teacher
Restu Boemi's...Uh David

Eyang Daud Grogol Residence Petamburan Jakarta

"Finally came nduk... Long time you don't come here, just call" said Eyang Daud when Alina came with God. "How is it with the gods? You guys dating? If so, thank God..."

"Eyang Not... Alina's still like my niece in Belgium. Say the gravel first." replied the God salim to David.

"Huh? Nephew in Belgium?" david asked confused.

"Lha Eyang doesn't know? The Belgian queen is my cousin. Zee's sister is my cousin..."

"Yeahhhh? Is it a god? I know the queen of Belgium is Indonesian but it's like a blaster" Parjo said.

"Indeed we have blood blaster really" replied the God.

"Mbakyumu ayu tenan, kok Ngger. "smile David. "What's your niece's name?"

"Yang Mbarep (firstborn ) his name is Arsyanendra, his nickname Arsya kept his twin sister named Avaro and Alisha. Arsya it's fucked up again... Wrong doctrine of the same little Oomnya in Tokyo."

"Lha piye (what about )?"

"My cousin, whose name is Shinichi, said the same Arsya, if the bath is enough once a day that is important to smell and change the food twice. Water oozing..."

The three people there laughed at the words of the God.

"Oh my God, prince, how are you taught that?" gelak Alina's.

"Seriously it is ! Bang Sean, the king of Belgium, banned Shinichi from entering. Blacklist ! Because Arsya made a mess of palace protocol. Nothing is right !" reply Gods.

"Oh my goodness... Tak arani (i think ) the Sultan's family will be orderly and rigid.." kekeh Eyang Daud.

"We are a dilapidated Sultan's family. The weight in the sense of the glass is still reasonable but we also have principles. The nistain is enough to family members but not to others let alone the twofa. Must humble and know the manner with whom you are dealing... Never fight your mother, never be greedy with your own brother so that there is no Baratayudha war... That's a principle that was passed down from the era of my great-grandfather Pratomo's first generation. Eyang Arga Pratomo, his chieftain had four children, eyang Adrian, Adriana, Aryanto and Adinda. Well from Quartet A that was born the Dedengkot Pratomo clan who became Pinak children including me the most handsome in the sixth generation.." replied God with narcissistic style to make Alina melengos.

"Njelehi.." said Alina.

"Lho but tenan (right ) tho I'm handsome, ora (not ) maybe ayu, miko diarani wadon so-genesis (later considered so-genesis girl)" replied God kalem. David and Parjo laughed out loud while Alina looked at the judges.

"Owalaahh Ngger. Kowe kiee - jian somplak tenan.." - Daud's eyes. "Sek, Kowe ora tau mrene, Ning endi (wait, you never come here, where )?"

"Lha eyang is what. I am an Indian!"

"Haaaaahhh?" david and Parjo.

"Look, another cousin of mine named Gemintang, married in Brussels Belgium to Raj Rao, who is Indian. And they are married to the Indian custom of Islam... Here are the photos." The god took the iPad from his bag and showed it to David, Alina and Parjo.

"Wuuuiiiihhhh ganteng her husband mbak Gemintang. Like an actor" Parjo said.

"He's a surgeon, like my mom ... Only difference he is not as sad as my mother." chirped God.

"Well you really are a hodgepodge family, yes Ngger." David's smile after seeing the wedding photos of Gemintang and Raj included a video of the sixth generation of Indian songwriters.

"You're my family. I'd like to introduce Jeng Alina to my cousin in Jakarta other than Valentino..."

"Jeng?" hyang Eyang Daud and Parjo.

Alina patted her eel while the God covered her mouth. "Duh, lethargy..."

Eyang Daud laughed amusedly. "Al, he agrees that you are the same God. Eyang did not see sugihe (rich ), Kuwi (that's ) bonus. But what he saw, how he called you so well mannered and not a boy sing kemaki (the arrogant )."

"Who blesses me with Jeng Alina?" god with a happy face. "Satur nuwun eyang .. Mature new year !" the man cried while kissing the hand of Eyang Daud repeatedly.

"Astaghfirullah ... Kowe kiiee even frenzied (you even fuss like this)" kekeh Eyang Daud.

Alina shook her head.

"Ngger, can you talk to Alina first?" Eyang Daud looked at the God seriously.

"Oh saget (can be ) Eyang. Parjo sir, I'd like to ask. That's a plant that Mr. Parjo loves like a dog, kok diruwat my mama died brilliantly... Salah Ning endi (where is ) huh ?" ask Dewa while taking Parjo to the side garden.

"Tumo Dogs (dog fleas )?" ask Eyang Daud to Alina.

"That's Eyang, the string of Nickels... Yang said benik (button ) lined up.." replied Alina.

Eyang Daud patted his eel. "Astaghfirullah's... Kok ya diarani (in say ) tumo dog kiiee you know..."

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"Why haven't you been here two weeks, Lina? What was? The same story Eyang.." said Eyang Daud as he looked at his grandson.

"Don't be angry, promise..." Alina stared timidly at her Eyeang.

"Ono opo nduk?" ask Eyang Daud.

Alina recounted the incident two weeks ago about Gatot, how Dewa solved everything and his meeting with Bagas and Sapphira even offered to report to the police.

Eyang Daud only beards. "Lina, listen to me... From there you can see how their family is? If they already like someone who is considered good, they will be better off with you. His son's god either regardless of his past may be chaotic but eyed, he's changed a lot. Eyang sure, just now he called a girl with 'Jeng' in front of his name. It is not easy for a man let alone a Javanese upbringing to call with such affection. It's yang at the moment, or babe..."

"Alina is afraid of Eyang..."

"Fear what?"

"If one day the Lord changes..."

"Dear Alina, God willing God is not like that. For him to have you as his lover, is one of the blessings of Allah SWT who knows that this is his serious son of repentance. You don't see how the expression of the God who is very happy to hear the blessing of Eyang. Precisely from the incident of Gatot, you can see which is sincere which is only a distraction. If it's true that you said Gatot already has a girlfriend but still chasing you, it's a red flag, Lina. Wong is still dating has dared to cheat, how will the household later ?"

Alina's stunned.

"In addition, he was sure, the gods will not mess with you..."

"Why eyang?"

"Because he could be cut his hair with his own mother.." the grin of Eyang Daud made Alina widened.

"Tante Safira is indeed fierce as Mr. Dewa. If it's a jewel, really you know.." kekeh Alina.

Eyang Daud gawking. "Dijewer's license (Truly dijewer )?"

Alina nodded.

"Jsa ... Wis..."

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