The My Kindergarten Teacher
Asmoro Lungiting
The Wedding Day Dewa n Alina
"Mas Dewa ... Halleooo... God wants a hijab, right? Ijab first mas ... Later only satisfied if it is halal .." call pak penghulu to Dewa.
The god simply extended his hand without taking his eyes off Alina. "I accepted the marriage..."
"WAAA !" hardik Bagas, Bima and Hoshi together. "Cumiii hasn't started yet !"
"Eh?" The god wavered because everyone stared intently at her while Alina just looked down while covering her mouth so as not to laugh loudly at the behavior of her future husband.
Do not ask how the Sultan's family is present. They could only be widened to see the behavior of the former absurd playboy duren three. Nathan and Haura can only gawk at his grandson's true attitude out of the box and out of Nurul.
"Duh, lest the God be visited last night eomma so kambet that ..." muttered Nathan who knew his mother, Savitri Pratomo, the same as his great-grandson, outside the BMKG forecast.
Haura laughed a little. "It's a new disgrace, mas..."
"My surprise, how good it is to make a disgrace unfaedah tho." grumbled the retired doctor.
Haura giggles. "And Nathan's family won a hobby making a funny disgrace..."
Nathan shook his head.
"Come on, seriously !" pendelik Bagas who felt like he wanted to shake his son's head with shoes.
"Ehem... I'm sorry mr. penghulu, mr. mayor uh... The judge sir. I was really fascinated with my future wife ... Angger I nyawang sliramu, rasane kabeh macem roso bungah ning alam dunyo mandeg ono ing ngarep netraku (When I see all the ends of happiness this world has stopped a moment in my eyes )..." dewa.
"Wuuuiiiihhhh jeruuuu (in )" chirps Arkananta and Remy Giandra together.
"Lho temenan Kuwi (that's really )" replied the God.
"Just be quick." Valentino replied.
"Let's start with God. Bismilbornrahmanirrahim's... " The magistrate extended his hand which the Lord welcomed. "Dewananda Brother Kim Pratomo Hadiyanto bin Bagas Hadiyanto, I'm married and I trust you with Alina Ratnadewi bint the late Ramli whose guardian has submitted to me to marry her to you with a dowry money a set of prayer tools, jewelry, vouchers... Shopping worth $250,000 and a house paid in cash.”
"I accepted her marriage and marriage ... Alina Ratnadewi bint the late Ramli with the dowry paid in cash" replied the Lord with a single breath.
"How are the witnesses?" ask pak penghulu.
"AH !"
"Alhamdulillah... " God and Alina together with the invited guests pray together to thank God for the qobul ijab went well despite a little nyeleneh.
"Nearly I said Jeng Alina Ratnadewi... Iso Kon is baleni back and forth (can be told to repeat)" whispered God to Alina. "Yes Allah Jeng, Kowe ayu tenan ... Ora patiently parted duren..."
Alina looked at the God with an unpleasant look. "Sorry Lord, the duren split event was postponed first. I just got it yesterday." whispered Alina with a face.
God gawking. "LHOOOO! KOK GITUUUUU !" Unknowingly the God cried out in a frenzy to make everyone confused towards the bride who had just been officially five minutes ago.
"Wis, the household address of Dewa isine is chaotic so absurd.." said Bayu who got the pendelik from Ajeng the wife.
"We know how is Lisus?" reply Ajeng.
"We? Our household is so happy, Jeng." Bayu kissed Ajeng's forehead gently. .
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Dewa and Alina ended up doing a very thick Javanese tradition including sungkeman after the exchange of rings and Alina gawking because their wedding ring was very simple but knew it was expensive.
After that they also met the invited guests who were only among family and close friends only because Dewa and Alina wanted to be private with the people they loved.
"How long is Jeng?" asked the God while hugging Alina's waist.
"What?" alina's reply was confused.
"Can't ?"
"Sunday."
"Yes Wis .. Sing patience Wa.." muttered God as if encouraging himself to make Alina giggle and kissed her husband's cheek.
"Lha I'm not going anywhere, my whole life is the same."
The god then faced Alina and looked at the beautiful face of his wife. "Tenan, bojoku ayu... Manglingi. Gusti Allah is very good with God ... When God intended to repent nasuha, much fortune and Barokah was given. Alhamdulillah business smoothly, Alhamdulillah papa mama healthy walafiat although still julid with his son..."
Alina giggled while pinching the cheek of the Gold God.
"Wa !" call Arkananta on the music scene.
"Woo !" reply to the God with a shout made his family sniff. Did they forget this was a wedding? Not a 17th show !
"Lu sing dong make your bini !" arkananta stoves.
The god smiled widely. "Listen to Jeng, I will sing the most yahud song ! Sek, I live nyawer first..." The man kissed Alina on the cheek and headed for the music scene.
Alina looked at the curious God would sing what song because yesterday Pramudya had sung beautiful in White.
Dewa spoke to the band members who immediately smiled at the smile of hearing Bank Arta Jaya's COO request.
"OKAY. Assalamualaik... Dear Mr. Bagas Hadiyanto, dear Mr. Nathan Kim Pratomo, honorable... Uh this is my wedding event yes .. "the Lord's grin in front of the mic makes all his family stare.
"Woooiii ! You think it's an office ceremony !" pramudya yelled with his cousin.
"Hehehehe. Sorry. Ahem. Jinping Alina, bojoku... Cieee bojo man !" god Gelak. "I'm Saiki Wis ISO showing off bojo (i can now show off bojo ). Jeng Alina Ratnadewi's... I'm arep seducing Kowe Yo cah ayu... The In Javanese language. For my in laws who do not understand Javanese, you can Google it or takon (tanya ) on their respective partners."
Suddenly the event in the ballroom was a place to laugh out loud seeing the gods like stand up comedy.
"Jeng Alina's... I'm without you like a rubber cat. Ambyar (I am without you like a cat rice lost its rubber, destroyed)" Gombal Dewa while looking affectionately at Alina who was already a dead red face between embarrassment and amused to see her husband's behavior.
"Isn't Padang rice usually rubber?" chirps Arkananta.
"I'm wong jowo, so Sego is the cat!" god of Kalem replied.
"Anjiiiirrr !" exclaim the sixth generation while being broken.
"Jeng Alina's... My love nang your crew I koyok camera, focus nang your crew tok liyane ngeblur (My love for you like a camera, focus on you alone, others blur )" said Dewa seriously.
"Bokeh dong !" the cousins.
"Nah, you know !" reply God cuek.
Do not be asked how the atmosphere of Russia at a wedding is super nyeleneh ala God.
"Jeng Alina, this song is for you..."
Cah ayu is not anti-anti
Ja pijer semea wae
I'm tresna karo kuwe
Tegane atimu I gawe lara
Iku ra prayoga
I'm going to retreat
I'm ora going mlyu
Yen durung nyandhing sliramu
Tresna dudu bandha
Nanging lungiting romance...
"Didi Kempot's song ?" yell at everyone there.
Alina looked at the God with teary eyes between moved, amused and anxious into one.
Oh Allah, Alina's husband is such a miracle...
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