The My Kindergarten Teacher
How Bisa?

God and Alina sat on the sidewalk. Because of Alina, the God seemed fascinated by the girl's words about being a proud priest, as a result of which he was belled and the steering wheel was turned left and then hit the pavement. Luckily there was no carom collision and the favorite red car of God had to be damaged bumper in front of him.

The police officer who saw it immediately approached and asked for information from God. Even the man had to be tested whether drunk or not even though the results were mostly durian.

Now the two wait for the tow truck from the God car brand to be immediately justified and also wait for Ragil to come.

"I'm sorry, God. The god's car is broken..." Alina looked at the God timidly.

"No papa. Indeed wayahe (time ) replace the new bumper" replied Dewa lightly.

"But the price of bumper is expensive." Alina really felt bad about making God's beloved car damaged.

"Hey, what's the point of me paying for insurance every year?" The god patted Alina's head slowly. "That's it, it's okay..."

Alina looks guilty for making God have to go without his favorite car because he had to stay at the workshop.

Before long, the tow truck came and God took care of all his administration along with the arrival of Ragil who seemed confused to see his Boss' car pulled by a tow truck.

"What's up, God?" ask Ragil after getting off his Expander. "Why was the Mazda towed?"

"Nabrak" replied the short God.

"Can't you?" ask Ragil again while checking the front bumper of God's car which is quite bad-rounded because it hit the trotar and the seat that was there.

"Could prove. It's Gil, don't discuss it." replied the God who has taken care of all the administration.

Ragil turned his head and saw the guilty-looking face of Alina near the sidewalk, making the assistant God start to think things through.

"God's sister kissed Miss Alina?" Ragil looked seriously at the God who immediately gave a sigh. If Ragil's face wasn't in serious fashion, the Gods would have rebuked him. But why Ragil put on a serious face even more makes the Gods feel irritated.

"Don't make a pitenah ! Alina is not that kind of girl !" hardik Dewa who did not want Ragil too interfered.

"Sir God, our car towed yes" said the officer from Mazda.

"Yes sir. Please make kinclong again" God replied. Afterwards his favorite luxury car was taken away and the God looked at Ragil. "Don't equate Alina with the girls I used to ! He's different !"

Ragil nodded too. "Sorry God. By the way, how do you smell durian?" Ragil did not go with Dewa to Sumatra because he went with Syamsudin, the representative of Bagas Hadiyanto.

"Indeed I ate durian" replied the God as he approached Alina.

"Palembang Durian?" ask Ragil.

"That's !"

"Mr didn't bring it for me?" ask Ragil again because he is a fan of thorny fruit.

"Your sipe?" The god glanced cynically at Ragil.

"Lha ? Are you the same as me?"

"Punishment for you who have made a pitenah ! No durian for you Orgil ! Yuk Jeng Alina, we're home... Uber is here !" take God to Alina to ignore the face of Ragil to his Boss.

Patience to Allah ... Nduwe boss kok ya luwih njelehi dibandingke The Devil wears Prada tho... Ragil can only read all the short verses specifically for God so that it can be sane little but it does not seem to work...

The god took Alina by the hand and got into Ragil's Expander. The two chose to sit in the middle seat, making Ragil a driver in his own car.

The black colored car also drove Alina to her boarding house and the Gods down until Alina entered the boarding house.

"Jeng Alina... Its alright. Really." The god held Alina's hand and kissed the back of her hand. "Don't feel guilty. Wayahe is changing..."

Alina's face flushed red as the God kissed the back of her hand.

"Here you go in and rest... Good night Jeng Alina.." God's smile.

"Good night, Lord. Careful.." reply Alina gently.

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The next day, Dewa got word from Radeva Dewanata that they were going to Jakarta.

"Why are you going to Jakarta? I want to go to New York" said Dewa when Radeva made a video call. New York is late and God is in his study for work on Monday morning.

"I want to bring her secretary in the typhoon." rangir Radeva.

"Oh whose name is Ajeng?"

"Iyee who makes you tremble just like Lisus when we are in Brussels" said Radeva.

"Wait for Deva, you want to take Ajeng to Jakarta... Where's the wind fart?" asked the God of origin made Radeva laugh out loud.

"Wind fart... Fucked up ... Mas Lisus must go to Washington so Ajeng is safe sentosa to be taken away to Jakarta.." Radeva's smile nosy.

"Deva, it's called kidnapping !" dewa.

"The use of the word abduction is like I'm a criminal anyway." grumbled Radeva.

"Because it was a kidnapping !! You took Ajeng away without Lisus' consent ! Eh but if Ajeng wants to be kidnapped it means consensual kidnapping? Or taken away? Wait, it's weird to have an effect.." muttered God.

"Eniwaaiiii, anyway I want to take Ajeng to Jakarta to meet with Oma Gendhis and Opa Bara. Besides when else can bring wong Solo to meet wong Solo..."

"Ajeng is wong Solo?" exclaims Gods.

"Hu um's. Therefore, I want you all to meet Ajeng... He was very, very light and pleasant." replied Radeva.

"Va, if you refuse the wind it starts to go on and start out F-5 Twister means it's your fault and Devan who became a leak of death" said God seriously.

"Relax, Lisus won't be an F-5 or an F-10 because we have his handler. If the Lisus mas began to break down, Ajeng's love is left in front of us, guaranteed mas Lisus will be instantly auto silent because Ajeng like his kryptonite" sahut Radeva with a face so confident that they will survive their hot brother.

"Gue don't follow ya Va, if in the end you are exposed to dragon breath that can make you gosong instantly..."

"Just calm down Wa, nothing will happen to me and Devan. Sure you are !" radeva jumawa.

Somehow the feeling of God is not good because somehow Bayu O'Grady is not a fool to not punish Radeva and Devan..

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