The My Kindergarten Teacher

The My Kindergarten Teacher
Between Thought and Fikri


Manhattan New York


Alina noticed that God was busy choosing shoes between Nike, Asics, Adidas and Reebok.


"God wants to buy shoes?" alina asked while carrying her groceries. He bought a lot of cute clothes and knickknacks for his loved ones in Jakarta.


"Excuse me Miss Alina. Let me help you with the groceries." said one of the bodyguards who had been following them.


"Eh but... " Alina feels bad.


"It's okay Jeng, you bother to bring bags and shopping a lot of it" said Dewa while still choosing shoes.


Alina also handed the shopping bags to the bodyguard and approached the god. "Mas God wants to buy shoes for you?"


"No, make Ragil. Which one is good, Jeng?" The god lined up ten shoes there made the salesman upset because from earlier the man had not made a clear decision.


"It's good, it's good and it's not in Jakarta." Alina took three shoes that the Gods actually liked as well.


"Ah we are indeed Jeng Alina's soul mate. You see, these three are also my targets from earlier only I need the certainty that haqiqi from my lover.." The dreadful God made Alina giggle.


"Udah. Ndang taken, pity mbaknungin" whispered Alina to the Gods.


"okkey. I'll take these three sizes 11." The god asked the salesman three shoes that cost quite good because it was taken was a limited edition all.


The salesman smiled sweetly because despite the long time in choosing, the God took three pairs that were expensive.


"Eh but how much does it cost?" asked Alina who was anxious for fear of generosity.


"Yaaaa enough to cut his salary Orgil in half." replied God lightly.


***


Meanwhile, at Ragil's apartment


Ragil woke up from feeling something bad. His heart raced quickly and his forehead was a little sweaty even though his room was cold AC.


"Astaghfirullah's... Did I forget to read the verse of the chair, so it looks like someone passed by not kulonuwun (excuse me )?" mumbling Ragil.


Ragil also recited the prayer again before going to bed and did not forget the verse of the chair. After he calmed down, the handsome man fell asleep again.


***


Manhattan New York


"Haaattsshiiigg !" God sneezed after paying for his groceries.


"The God of the flu? Want to get an angel drink?" tawar Alina's.


"I don't know, my nose suddenly itches." The god took his phone after hearing the notification typical of the sixth generation male group.


"What's wrong?" alina asked as she looked at the smiling face of God reading the message on her phone.


"Jeng Alina, tonight we're gonna hustle at RR's Meal. You give me motherhood, I want to teach you to father."


Alina looked at the God with an amused look. "Sort of a get-together at RT ajah mas."


"Lha is yes. We met at RT O'Grady, RW Blair, Pratomo District... Addduuuhhh !" The god rubbed his pinched arm on Alina.


"The God's body ! I love it when it comes !" grouse Alina.


***


Dewa and Alina come along with Radeva and Ganiya to the Reeves family-owned restaurant now held by Rajendra McCloud. Especially for tonight, the restaurant is closed because it wants to be used for the sixth generation.


Alina saw that there were already several couples there including the jomblowati and singles. Even the crowd beat the show with soccer.


"You go to the mothers there just as Aya, me and the leak of death want to face the Mafioso and a Yakuza .." chirping God who got the plaster from Radeva.


"It's the same name Luke is a Yakuza .." Radeva said.


"Lha, she's Piranha's pet." replied the God of origin.


"Yuk Aya, we can get dizzy if they are..." Alina took Ganiya's hand to a special table of Pratomo clan women.


***


They were all equally excited, no matter the man or woman until Alina felt her stomach hurt from mostly laughing. Really the definition of ghibah ala at the PKK rally is applied in the sixth generation.


But what makes Alina salute the family of Gods is, they all although often chaotic to blaspheme each other, there is still affection for each other that cannot be covered.


"Alina, tomorrow if you marry a god, so use a kebaya?" ask Nadira McCloud.


"God be mbak. Mas Dewa really wants to see me wear kebaya if married."


"Surely if Alina who married using kebaya, must be manglingi because of her vibe she is very Javanese" Leia's smile. "Same of us-we who have been mixed..."


"I'm the same Omar. Not going to wear my kebaya, bother for the first night later." chirped Nadya while staring at Omar Zidane who was laughing with his male cousins.


"Hahaahhh?"


"Lha kebayang tho, wear kebaya, off the same bun sunduk menthulnya it has been a struggle. Now where there are paes my hair color and I will not be like Mintang dare to paint my hair black. That's one. Second, open the kebaya already kempong not yet array, which there could even be me finished, Omar Molor. It's my Gatot ! What does the world say? Mending wear international wedding dress, just pull the zipper, wuuussh open. Stay show body for the first night.." Nadya's grin makes the women there gawk at the words of the slingan lawyer.


"Astaghfirullah ! NADYAAAA !" yelled all the sixth generation women.


***


Omar turned to the group of women who seemed to shout annoyedly mentioning the name of his fiancee.


"Udah, justin. You don't just memorize Nadya. If you have opened your mouth often unfaithful. So do not be surprised if making girls there emotions.." said the god while sipping his sparkling water.


"He does have a mindset often out of context." Omar smiled.


"Outside Nurul binti outside BMKG forecasts that often make us become berfikri.." God replied.


"Think DEWAAAAA" corrections Arkananta and Valentino.


"What the hell? Melengse little ah between thought, thought and Fikri .." replied God kalem.


Omar Zidane holds his temple. "Yes Allah... "


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