Drunk Duda (Ceria Skalane Time)
MD57S. Discussing marriage
“Do not ngaco, Bang.“ Mbak Canda looks distrustful with the words bang Ken.
Instead, he focused on replacing the YouTube channel from his television remote. He did not look at us one bit.
“Next month, I want to bring him official. I came home, because Givan asked me to come and obrolin this. I'm serious, Canda,” said bang Ken, who was able to make Canda turn to him.
“Bang, but right???“ Madam Canda glanced at me. “Masa kek sama son anyway?“ Kanda covered his own face.
Uh, bang Ken even laughed.
“You think I'm the elders right? Rather if Givan's wife is.“ Bang Ken must have memorized the habits of the Canda mbak that are flippant.
“Yes old brother is not the same as Givan? Mas Givan aja, the characteristics of his master have been felt. Especially bang Ken, who is obviously old.“ Is he arguing or being literate?
“Ask Ria aja, old feels not so?“ Bang Ken glanced at me with a meaningful smile.
Well, I'm afraid Canda understands what that means.
“Navas!“ Mbak Canda glanced cynically at Ken's bang.
Understand not him anyway?
“So how? Directui no?“ Bang Ken poking arm mbak Canda.
Then Canda turned to look at Ken with a serious look. “This is real? Seriously want to marry?“
Where is his brain? From now on Ken already said that he was serious about asking me. Well, geez.
“Yes Yes, Cendol.“ Bang Ken until scooped the face of mbak Canda.
Kanda is familiar with everyone. He is a great person in the family.
“Abang there is a serious problem? Just take a treat, Bang. That's the name s*****it's problematic tuh.“ Mimik Canda's face like a smart-ass person.
“Lah, indeed Bang Ken why?“ tanyaku later.
“Kan parents love small children.“ Canda looked at me.
Aye? Pedophile meaning? I'm an adult, not a child anymore.
“Yes no, Dek. What is meant by a child, a minor. Ria has been in puberty, more than seventeen years. Grandparents who marry twenty-year-old girl only there.“ Bang Ken yawned after explaining that.
“My sister-in-law's age is older than me? Where should I call you?“ Canda's mother even daydreamed.
“Ya it's up to you anyway, Dek.“ Bang Ken got up from his seat and stretched his waist.
“Abang to Givan first.“ He stepped out of this family room.
“Ikut-follow.“ Mbak Canda immediately followed.
How am I left alone? Of course I immediately followed dong.
Keith looked surprised to see us all show up and sit on the available sofa. Which made us pat the eel, it could be that Canda immediately sat next to her husband by peeping her husband's cheek.
What is the description of her love for her husband? Why can't it be conditioned once? Did he really want to, show their affection? Ah, I don't know either. There, I'm dizzy thinking about it.
Loh, have you reached the dowry stage?
“That's jeulame, dowry or dowry. It's dirty, it's a dowry. Not yet kitchen money, room contents, lewd. It depends on the deal, Keith. General also fifteen mayam, he is not too burdensome tuh.“ Bang Givan rubbed his wife's hand that hugged his arm.
When I'm married, then I can be as happy and as free as Givan bang and Canda mbak? They made my dreams grow. But what is like that when you really have a husband and wife title?
“Ohh, not yet another huh, Bang? Approximately, the total cost should be how much?“ Keith didn't care about where we were, he was still talking about his marriage.
Hmm, wedding? With a woman I never expected.
“Gold is approximately nine hundred pergram, multiplied by three to thirty-three. Thirty-three that, mayam unit in value here. In total, two million nine hundred ninety-seven by one mayam. Well, two million nine hundred and ninety-seven mayams is times fifteen. So, forty-four million nine hundred and fifty-five thousand. That, for dowry aja.“ Bang Givan says its value slowly.
Geez, his worth makes me distrustful.
“How much room contents are usually up, Bang?“ Keith seemed to be thinking so much about the cost. Yes, of course, because it's a man's dependant.
“Depends on money. The name furniture furniture, there is a quality there is a price. If you want the important complete but mediocre funds, yes use MDF only, medium density fiberboard or processed wood powder furniture. But you know for yourself, it can't stand damp. Want ten million complete, use MDF yes can only be. Five hundred thousand MDF wardrobe material yes there, four hundred thousand makeup table from MDF yes there is. But don't ask her her resilience.“
If you want to look stylish and complete marriage in the eyes of neighbors, yes the way out MDF.
“What is Brother Time? What is MDF?“ Keith was looking for a benchmark apparently.
The time when he was unable? He was able to give me a bag worth hundreds as well.
“Adat Java the first anyway, refer yes free, only out dowry six billion so.“ Bang Givan chuckled with a glance towards his wife.
“Oh, can not be a recommendation dong?“ Keith laughed too.
“Saran anyway, follow what Shauwi wants. Less funds problem, later help cover.“
Crazy, crazy! Keith somebody else, want to bang Givan cover his wedding expenses.
“I want a reception twice, at the home of Shauwi's parents, the same in Singapore as well. Automatically double the cost, Bang. The concept there, it's mature. That's why I came, to ask for my blessing. Just take the reception package, it's done. Is it just a bit more Shauwi? There should be room and other stuff. I don't mind either, but I'm confused about making it happen. Don't understand me this is about kitchen money, security money, let alone fill that room.“
Why from the talk, I felt that something made him feel heavy. Is there an accident, so it must be realized quickly?
“You lack a lot of funds? Or, is there another reason?“
We just listened, because we were waiting in line to chat with bang Givan too.
“Tak, Bang. Just confused. I want at home Shauwi's parents this is just a deal like that, but apparently the request here is another. I don't mind, just being different again. I'm so grateful, Bang. Thank God, I was immediately approved even though I did not face to face directly. Just yes, that way I have to ask for a lot of knowledge from Abang, because I have a lot of leave to take care of it.“
Ohh, looks like Keith just didn't feel good.
“Indeed when was his marriage, Keith?“ ask Canda then.
“Front month, Brother,” replied Keith by switching to look at mbak Canda.
“Cock rush once, what's up?“
Oopssss, I can't help my curiosity. Now, I am the center of attention of all of them because of the question that was thrown.
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