I LOVE YOU, ENCUS
At Home No, Outside No Tau!
Basically kampret, if you gather again make the atmosphere rame.
" Lu shift a little napa, it's hard." Charles grumbled, as Rayyan's elbow hit his soft waist.
" Your waist is like a 3rd child's mother, so chewy." Rayyan pinched Charles's waist fold, making Charles uncomfortable.
" You can't be fooled Ray, bini you I brush mamp us you disturb me mulu." Charles grumbling.
" What did you say? Try repeat!" Catrine glared as she brandished the scoop of fruit ice she was concocting.
" No deck, it's the komo passing by."
HAHAHHAHHAHHAA!
All chuckled, except for Catrine who put a fierce face on Charles who was sheltering behind the lid of a cracker jar.
" I'm not deaf yet!" Grunt the Catrine.
" I hope it's soon." Charles said, and it was a success to make Catrine immediately pull his ear.
Everyone chuckled, holding their stomachs.
" Les, you've been pinter." Alex chiming.
" Don't add to my suffering Al." Alex doesn't care.
" He is a hobby to make women miserable, later he will be miserable because of women. Doain's wife is deaf, back to you Les."
" Wish good to Temen Al, don't be evil to me, fat-brained like this, I'm your good friend right?" Charles welding.
" You can get fat and be choked up, what's the same as bini?" Ask Mathew.
" Syu-shu." The mouth of Charles montyong, until Catrine's hand immediately paled Charles's mouth while twisted.
" Okay.duh..duh, sick tauk deck!" Charles suffocating.
" Thank God!" Cathrin took off Charles' lips while stomping her feet with great irritation.
" Aren't you tortured by Les's wife? Still a goddamn god!" Rayyan shook her head in disbelief at the behavior of couples like Tom and Jerry.
" If I'm not the one who seduced him anymore? Elu's? Don't hope! I think your tiger quietly washed away." Charles glanced at the angel who was sitting on the carpet with the children.
" My temptation to her is not your modeling."
" Don't ask Les, ntar lu ngiri!" Mathew.
" Alex and Xandra are no less romantic." Charles glanced at the petite woman who was busy feeding Liam.
" My fine lyrics, don't come out with your eggs!"
" Waduw can't dipake dunks." the Rayyan laughed mockingly.
" You guys were so compact when I bully." Charles grumbling.
" Is it just you who are strange behavior between us tho?! Try to calm you down like Reno." Alex pointed at the person in question who turned out to be just a smile while showing off his handsome face.
" Kabeh kalem koyo dek'e, the world is safe and peaceful, not ono biang kerok koyo kowe (All kalem kayak him, the world is safe and peaceful, there is no biang kayak kerok you)." Charles swears at Alex.
" Biang kerok just like you, lu n lu."
Alex appoints Charles, Rayyan and Mathew alternately.
" Same-in-law you didn't?" Ask Mathew.
" When he hits me the same way."
" Fuckin!" Charles gushing.
" Tanya is the same as noh!" Alex pointed at Reno.
" Fear the times he's the same as you Al?! Afraid of being fired so in-laws if more than you." said Mathew.
" If it's better, it's not, but if it's crazier he's got his handlers, all the places. His doctor takes care of him every day."
" Al, don't be crazy! Your wife's been after Charles." The ignorant soul of Rayyan.
" He was brave, look at his handler already holding a knife, ready to menggangnya Charles.... Sirpr.... Break up to the base." Alex made a slicing motion with his hand and the shadow of the four men who were there immediately made a pain to imagine the ultimate weapon Charles separated from the T-junction.
" Here my repentance, don't let me who's a jerk like still handsome first!"
" Your pantsan is fat as your baby, that's the reason?" Rayyan nudged again sexy waist Charles.
" Don't be free to wiggle, there's a sag here and there, make a sensation of hanging." Mathew followed Charles by the waist, and it succeeded in making Charles growled.
" Beware of you, don't swear you're obese!"
" It is impossible, sauteed genjer make smooth digestion, without fat, no cholesterol. Lah if you, mentang-pani selling food, eat not braked, yes blong is the end."
" It's every day, so what else? Can you have a stir-fry at your house every day? If I could, I wouldn't be a problem."
" I have a problem!" Alex snorted immediately.
" Yes you can change for grilled duck, grilled fish assorted, grilled chicken/fried, sea food various flavors, just choose." the Charles promotion menu saungnya the wife.
" Inexpensive really, a portion of not nyampe 50 thousand, drink it per glass of various types of 5 thousand doang."
" Nothing is free?" ask Mathew.
" There, lu dateng, sit straight unplug again. It's free!" Charles was upset.
" Can't anter, eat somewhere until there's nowhere."
" Yes so expanded via net, let more and more fans of your bini cuisine."
" Don't agree with me, if I could just close it."
" Lahhh.... He said rame, why would it be closed?"
" So bad ramenya, husband is not careless, so it's like gini so fat." Grumpy Charles.
" Lu kayak a baby. But instead of being taken care of it's the body getting fat."
" That means you're not being taken care of by bini?" Ask Charles.
" They don't take care, but be careful, so our bodies are still good. If not sports, singing the title from sabang to merauke."
" A lot of real."
" Not far, but far away."
" It doesn't understand me. What the hell does that mean?" said Charles.
" The constant ngomel is not intermittent, very long if made a journey from sabang to merauke, end to end, discussed all. He said later it's sickness, fat so ugly, don't sex."
" Truly you're so extreme?" Ask Charles.
" No! Just your mistress doang." Rayyan replied casually.
" Such a model that needs ingetin, realize yourself, the age is increasing, if not keep health fear not nyampe have grandchildren already wrapped in cloth." Reply Rayyan.
" age, fortune, soul mate of all the God who rules Ray." Charles patted Rayyan on the shoulder.
" I don't know what to say if it's that word."
" It's as if people have been advised with the phrase it means they have to resign." Mathew.
" When it should be as a human being life is not that, still have to try and do not just surrender the same fate."
" Unless it's happened, it can't be done."
" I mean, when we have to lose our lives, we just resigned. But if still kayak gini, dong business so that it can live a long life. Mump is not done yet."
" Deck, cover the sails!" Charles yelled at his wife who was on the carpet.
" No, that's my try to be careful."
catrine sahut.
" Keep what?" Ask Charles.
" Just in case you're left dead."
catrine replied with ease.
" Did you deck, real evil." Charles stared with his eyes wide open.
" I'm afraid I'm dead rather than cheating."
" Thank God, so don't be a man!"
All who were there stormed the helpless Charles.
" The mumpung is not dead yet, penitent lu Les! Still good if the process of death instant so not troublesome. If you use a stroke until it's been sprawled for years will pity."
" It's called doom, we'll add syphilis." The other timpal.
" Your prayers are evil." Charles is cornered.
" We don't doain you Les, woles."
" Who does he keep?"
" Doain's a guy who likes to play girls out there who says he's not satisfied with the same ones at home."
" My love is you!"
" Lu kesindir, you mean that man donk?! Well you got caught!"
" I've been treated, ask the Catrine deck."
" Aren't you deck?!" Charles hoped to get a plea from his wife.
" Because, at home. If outside you don't know, cheating isn't possible inside the house, so it's invisible." the Catrine glanced sadistically at Charles.
" Geez deck, time of not believing the same mas?"
" Sometimes want to believe, but the suspicion is greater. And the woman's feelings are sensitive, so sensitive that even the invisible can be real felt in her heart. Although it is sometimes denied by the word no, but if his heart says it is lying, it is usually proven. Just wait for honesty alone or arrested directly fitting again the same path another."
" Bad lu Les, bini you say it's like that."
" I am a sinner, but when this sinner has repented he says it will be holier than the one who is not holy but in fact hypocritical."
" Don't just say it, but prove it!"
Checkmate!