If You're a Mate, How else?
About Gossiping Material
"What is Ma, Yayang's girlfriend?" mama Gita asked as we gathered at the dinner table.
"It's not my boyfriend, Ma'am!" my protest that immediately got the snort of ignorant Mbak Gita.
"Look at the gugel, Ma'am. The word Retno is in gugel. But if according to Mama is handsome, the adult person," Mama replied while feeding Farel.
"Now, handsome right? Blaster that you know. Premium quality is not canned," Mbak Retno enthusiastically thrust his hape in front of Mbak Gita.
I let them worship at will. Free self-defense will also not be considered.
Moreover, I've been sprained half-dead with Retno. As if, he replied to WhatsApp Babas Tumbas without my permission. Though from last night I was determined not to reply to WhatsApp him, or pick up the phone from him again.
Not to mention, the matter of the name of the Tian that I wrote Babas Tumbas in my hapeku which was directly reported by Mbak Retno to Mama. As a result, Mama had a lecture early in the morning. Mbak Gita even mocked me, he said 'favourite call' everything. Biang keroknya aka Mbak Retno just grinned aja. Bummer bummer!
"Cool-in. Brush the Yang," teased Mbak Gita.
"Since becoming a BA, Yayang now goes up to dong class. It's not just model friends anymore who have a crush. But Om-Om," Retno and Gita laughed happily while Mama was just messing around.
"Om-Om-I... He's the same age as you are, Mommy!" my ketus.
"Have a son! I'm under 5 years old, yeah!" Retno's mom doesn't accept.
"But it looks just as old" I said. "Or the young Tian?" sindirku again.
"Ciee... Yayang belain girlfriend," Mbak Gita even insinuated me again.
Aish! weapons eat sir.
"Sure dong. His old girlfriend's in the woods. Not sharing our story with us. Last night, where was the date? whose date? Why just?" sindir Mbak Retno with typical Lucinta Luna singing.
"Darling to have a girlfriend, Mi?" chirps the bocil follow.
"Not a girlfriend, baby. Prospective husband," replied Mbak Gita lightly.
"What is a husband candidate?" ask the bocil again.
"The husband, like Mami, and Papi likes tium-tiumans, Rel. Farel likes to see Ma—"
"Hush! In front of that kid!" mama protested while glaring at me.
"Know Yayang. I can't stand it, Ma." Gita's mom is glaring at me.
This family is compact. It's very compact if it takes care of me. From trivial affairs to kayak gini affairs, all commented.
Only Mas Puja doang now who belain me. Unfortunately, he had already left from dawn because he had to go out of town. So no one defended me.
Yes, I don't want to be dizzy anymore. I let them babble at will. I refused to respond again until suddenly the sound of my wake shifted their attention. I rush to get my hole, get out of reach of those people.
"Lift Yang. It must be Mas Tian" Retno told me.
"No. She si's... Nico," reflex I'm lying.
Why the hell did Babas call when I was my own family gossip?
"liks. Nico is at sea. No way he's suddenly calling again" said Retno reminded me of the human php.
"Which, lift first. It's not polite on the phone not to lift," said Mama. Always follow this Queen's Kanjeng.
"It doesn't sound, it's dead the phone, Ma!" lied again.
The matter of picking up the phone also makes a scene. Why the hell, they don't take care of each other's business?
^^Tumbas Tabas :^^^
^^^Udah started work huh Yang? Yes spirit...^^^
Why else, the troublemaker in the WhatsApp-in family continues? Can't make my life calm for a moment?
"Excuse me, Foodie.." shouted someone from outside the house.
"Your package, Ma'am," Mama told Mbak Gita.
"Lho, I don't have any more packages, Ma" he replied.
"You, Yang?" ask Gita to me.
"No."
Oh, I forgot that it's starting to endorse again. Most seneng nih, if in the endorse food like gini. It's good to make my snacks or side dishes.
"Yaaaaggggm... Your boyfriend is amazingaaa.." cried Retno made everyone's activities stop instantly.
"Liiicke... Your prospective mantu send this," Ms Retno brandished three paperbags.
"Who?" ask Mama plain.
"Who, who is Lik? Yes candidate mantune Ibu Lestari ilu sopo? Hurry up, senile wis," said Retno Mbak to Mama.
"Mas Tian?" ask Mama in shock.
"Yes dong. We open... What did he send?" Retno, Mama and Mbak Gita gathered to open the paper bag that he carried. I was the only one who wasn't enthusiastic about the food.
"Waaahh... There's your favorite salad, Yang. There's coffee too. Same... Viii... Cheesecake too, Yang," said Mbak Retno enthusiastically. "Ih, cool you know. This is all he bought in Yayang's subscription. Daebaunk..." Retno clapped herself.
"So, have you got to know each other's likes, Yang?" ask Gita to me.
Tuh. Possible again. Where the hell does that guy know all my favorite foods?
"Mr No tell her?" todong.
"Huh? Tell me what?" No Mbak even lagged like it.
"Yes, why did he suddenly send all this? It must be Ma'am who told him," I accused him.
"Yes, it's not. When did I talk to Mas Tian? Yesterday, he only asked for a home address. That was aja. Without further ado" replied Retno.
"Udah... Just be honest if you get to this stage, Yang. We are your hardline supporters. Isn't it Ma?" Ma'am Gita looked at Mama, asking for her support.
"Yes dong. Mama is yes. Ni.. really attention to send your favorite food this much. Your girlfriends who used to be, there is nothing like gini you know, Yang," chirped Mama kesengan.
"What the hell! Who knows each other's preferences. I just don't know what he likes" I muttered.
"Ask dong, 'Mas Tian likes what? Like sushi, pizza, or me' it's dong, which?" goda Mbak Retno giggling with Mbak Gita.
"But!"
"Thank you to her first, Yang," Mama told me.
"Now ah!"
"God! How come? It's not polite of you, it's been sent your favorite even so? Don't know that's her name" said Mama. The intonation is not relaxing anymore.
"Males ah's! Who asked for it!" my ketus.
"In people's attention, how do you think that's Yang? Mama didn't teach you not sop—"
"Yes. Aye!" cut me.
Males is really in the lecture of Mama continues. Si Tian why are you looking for things all the time?
"There, call first" Mama said.
"Yes later, Ma. Tian is busy again," I replied origin.
"Oh... Busy Ma... Tuh, Yayang already know his girlfriend's busy schedule," teased Mbak Gita.
Astaganaga...
What's wrong with my family anyway? Every time I say it, it seems wrong. Wis, fast talk to them from now on.
^^Tumbas Tabas : ^^^
^^^Food for coffee friends is coming, right? Enjoy it, Yayang... ^^^
Can that chuckle guy gak siihhhh???
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Gaeeesss.. honestly I'm really confused. Yayang - Tian has not yet contracted here. I want to know there is a lot of support here, right?
If it were a little, I would post until about 50 chapters. But kl who support it lively, maybe continued lbh byk chapter.
how's bestie?